simonproven.bsky.social
@simonproven.bsky.social
Went to dosa place at lunchtime and they’re closed due to illness. End times.
December 11, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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You know how in Wall-E, everyone's lost the ability to carry out basic tasks & they all float around aimlessly in hover-chairs on a spaceship above the Earth, which is itself just a giant garbage dump?

Yeah...it's coming.
December 9, 2025 at 4:18 PM
The guy they asked to handle the playoffs? Great choice!
December 5, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Welcome (not a gamedev)
November 24, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I’ve seen the retinal scans before but not the cornea/iris scans like that. Apparently I have the retinas of a much younger person. I just hope they don’t ask for them back!
November 13, 2025 at 3:50 PM
He’s not getting his deposit back
November 12, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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That's because Chris Mason is too busy explaining why David Lammy is responsible for all the failings of our prison system because he has now been on his role for two months.
November 6, 2025 at 9:27 AM
The village goes to a different school
November 3, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Smoker's face - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 3, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Better add a bit more just to be sure.
October 30, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Assembling your cat at home sometimes does lead to mistakes.
October 29, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Trains. Bikes. Motorbikes. Hell, even shoes.
October 23, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Oh what a shame.
October 19, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Finally home
October 18, 2025 at 2:31 PM