Simons Folly 📚
@simonsfolly.bsky.social
Author, homesteader, feral leftist, maker, (cozy) gamer, AuDHD/BP1/DID/Disabled, psychonaut, former engineer. Ron Swanson impersonator.
https://beacons.ai/simonsfolly
https://beacons.ai/simonsfolly
Nobody can play God and get away with it - not even God!
November 21, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Nobody can play God and get away with it - not even God!
"I am absolutely as much of a man as you are!" - when discussing today's/tomorrow's colonoscopy prep.
Okay then :) Lets the game being!
Okay then :) Lets the game being!
November 18, 2025 at 10:16 PM
"I am absolutely as much of a man as you are!" - when discussing today's/tomorrow's colonoscopy prep.
Okay then :) Lets the game being!
Okay then :) Lets the game being!
Why cant I get an agent and then write a book for them?
This seems straightforward, instead of writing a book then begging a few hundred strangers to read it.
#agents : just send me your #mswl and I'll write that book. Especially if you want genre bending scifi/cosmic horror lol 😆
This seems straightforward, instead of writing a book then begging a few hundred strangers to read it.
#agents : just send me your #mswl and I'll write that book. Especially if you want genre bending scifi/cosmic horror lol 😆
November 17, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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For posterity, so my "I told you so" has a timestamp.
Anyone allowed to win an election isnt a real threat to the establishment.
Anyone allowed to win an election isnt a real threat to the establishment.
November 5, 2025 at 7:12 AM
For posterity, so my "I told you so" has a timestamp.
Anyone allowed to win an election isnt a real threat to the establishment.
Anyone allowed to win an election isnt a real threat to the establishment.
November 2, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I might need to write a book about summoning interdimensional space demons.
Im tired of them being misrepresented in media.
Im tired of them being misrepresented in media.
October 25, 2025 at 7:50 AM
I might need to write a book about summoning interdimensional space demons.
Im tired of them being misrepresented in media.
Im tired of them being misrepresented in media.
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Fun fact about me
October 21, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Fun fact about me
As an #author, I dont read.
I've become #hypercritical despite being underqualified, and its turned my #TBR into a #DNF.
Should I become a #bookreviewer? Should I #betaread professionally?
I've become #hypercritical despite being underqualified, and its turned my #TBR into a #DNF.
Should I become a #bookreviewer? Should I #betaread professionally?
October 22, 2025 at 6:37 PM
As an #author, I dont read.
I've become #hypercritical despite being underqualified, and its turned my #TBR into a #DNF.
Should I become a #bookreviewer? Should I #betaread professionally?
I've become #hypercritical despite being underqualified, and its turned my #TBR into a #DNF.
Should I become a #bookreviewer? Should I #betaread professionally?
You know it's about to be one of my favorite episodes, or least favorite episodes, when the suicide trigger warning comes up. 🤔
October 16, 2025 at 5:18 AM
You know it's about to be one of my favorite episodes, or least favorite episodes, when the suicide trigger warning comes up. 🤔
Everyone shouting online about all the big problems, but ignored the thousands of beaten and molested children being sanitized, abuser protected, right in your own towns, probably within a few houses of your own.
Systemic means its all a system, its all connected.
Systemic means its all a system, its all connected.
October 14, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Everyone shouting online about all the big problems, but ignored the thousands of beaten and molested children being sanitized, abuser protected, right in your own towns, probably within a few houses of your own.
Systemic means its all a system, its all connected.
Systemic means its all a system, its all connected.
Storytelling/writing, like music or math, is accessible to everyone. It doesnt take anyone/anything special.
Sadly, between AI and nanowrimo, too many people figured that out. The market is irreversibly cooked. Fewer and fewer people will ever make enough to live in this industry.
Sadly, between AI and nanowrimo, too many people figured that out. The market is irreversibly cooked. Fewer and fewer people will ever make enough to live in this industry.
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
October 14, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Storytelling/writing, like music or math, is accessible to everyone. It doesnt take anyone/anything special.
Sadly, between AI and nanowrimo, too many people figured that out. The market is irreversibly cooked. Fewer and fewer people will ever make enough to live in this industry.
Sadly, between AI and nanowrimo, too many people figured that out. The market is irreversibly cooked. Fewer and fewer people will ever make enough to live in this industry.
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Welcome to the internet. Every post is a prompt for people to free associate whatever bollocks they like.
October 13, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Welcome to the internet. Every post is a prompt for people to free associate whatever bollocks they like.
Time without purpose is a prison. I have glimpsed into the mind of eternity, perhaps the mind of #god, and found nothing but silence.
I think we should just be friends.
I think we should just be friends.
October 13, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Time without purpose is a prison. I have glimpsed into the mind of eternity, perhaps the mind of #god, and found nothing but silence.
I think we should just be friends.
I think we should just be friends.
The missus and I pitched / bounced about 5 different book ideas in the car while her prison-bound ex spam-texted her unhinged nonsense. The book ideas were 🔥🔥🔥 and ofc unrelated to the nonsense.
There's a reason my first couple books sucked and the new ones don't and it's 110% her.
There's a reason my first couple books sucked and the new ones don't and it's 110% her.
October 13, 2025 at 1:02 AM
The missus and I pitched / bounced about 5 different book ideas in the car while her prison-bound ex spam-texted her unhinged nonsense. The book ideas were 🔥🔥🔥 and ofc unrelated to the nonsense.
There's a reason my first couple books sucked and the new ones don't and it's 110% her.
There's a reason my first couple books sucked and the new ones don't and it's 110% her.
An unbeatable enemy’s interstellar conquest is interrupted by a disillusioned captain’s desire in this #darkromance #militaryscifi that challenges the line between snap judgments, human irrationality, and calculus of war. #WarpDriveIntoLove
#DVpit
#DVpit
October 8, 2025 at 11:44 PM
An unbeatable enemy’s interstellar conquest is interrupted by a disillusioned captain’s desire in this #darkromance #militaryscifi that challenges the line between snap judgments, human irrationality, and calculus of war. #WarpDriveIntoLove
#DVpit
#DVpit
Here I am wondering if I'm DV enough to DVpit, on the same day I couldn't post many DVpit posts because I had an series of appointments to go over how #disabled and #neurodivergent I am. Dat #impostersyndrome I guess lol
As always, it boiled down to "The VA isnt documenting anything right sooooooo"
As always, it boiled down to "The VA isnt documenting anything right sooooooo"
October 8, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Here I am wondering if I'm DV enough to DVpit, on the same day I couldn't post many DVpit posts because I had an series of appointments to go over how #disabled and #neurodivergent I am. Dat #impostersyndrome I guess lol
As always, it boiled down to "The VA isnt documenting anything right sooooooo"
As always, it boiled down to "The VA isnt documenting anything right sooooooo"
Warp Drive Into Love: A disillusioned starship captain takes on an alien POW to save her life, challenging the line between human desire, manufactured consent, and necessity in this #darkromance #militaryscifi. #DVpit
October 8, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Warp Drive Into Love: A disillusioned starship captain takes on an alien POW to save her life, challenging the line between human desire, manufactured consent, and necessity in this #darkromance #militaryscifi. #DVpit
Warp Drive Into Love: A disillusioned starship captain takes on an alien POW to save her life, challenging the line between human failing, manufactured consent, and necessity in this #darkromance #militaryscifi. #DVpit
October 8, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Warp Drive Into Love: A disillusioned starship captain takes on an alien POW to save her life, challenging the line between human failing, manufactured consent, and necessity in this #darkromance #militaryscifi. #DVpit
None of my books are sequels, some are in very distinct universes.. but I'm not making whole new sets of characters every dang book.
Inb4 Emma, Leigh, Capt Kern, and Emma 18. Or Alex, Drea, and LtCmr Pekking. Or Lep. Or Sarge, Ray, and Sarge.
Inb4 Emma, Leigh, Capt Kern, and Emma 18. Or Alex, Drea, and LtCmr Pekking. Or Lep. Or Sarge, Ray, and Sarge.
October 6, 2025 at 4:39 PM
None of my books are sequels, some are in very distinct universes.. but I'm not making whole new sets of characters every dang book.
Inb4 Emma, Leigh, Capt Kern, and Emma 18. Or Alex, Drea, and LtCmr Pekking. Or Lep. Or Sarge, Ray, and Sarge.
Inb4 Emma, Leigh, Capt Kern, and Emma 18. Or Alex, Drea, and LtCmr Pekking. Or Lep. Or Sarge, Ray, and Sarge.
We voted in a festival. You'll partipate in it, or itll find you hiding.
Also you should all hear my tale. Even if you dont laugh at the scene in the bar, or seems insincere.
Also you should all hear my tale. Even if you dont laugh at the scene in the bar, or seems insincere.
October 6, 2025 at 3:53 AM
We voted in a festival. You'll partipate in it, or itll find you hiding.
Also you should all hear my tale. Even if you dont laugh at the scene in the bar, or seems insincere.
Also you should all hear my tale. Even if you dont laugh at the scene in the bar, or seems insincere.
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Make a statement...tell the WORLD what you think of the books you read. Leaving a review for an indie author (like me) helps more than I can explain, and that's mostly because I haven't completely figured it out. What I do know is that reviews help get more eyes on my books and me, so...
October 4, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Make a statement...tell the WORLD what you think of the books you read. Leaving a review for an indie author (like me) helps more than I can explain, and that's mostly because I haven't completely figured it out. What I do know is that reviews help get more eyes on my books and me, so...
I never go back to the carpet store.
October 4, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I never go back to the carpet store.