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Simons Folly 📚
@simonsfolly.bsky.social
Author, homesteader, feral leftist, maker, (cozy) gamer, AuDHD/BP1/DID/Disabled, psychonaut, former engineer. Ron Swanson impersonator.

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This shot goes way deeper. Every one of these I keep expected to see the name of the child rapist who dakota county pd is covering for.
But then again, he promised to kill those kids before being taken in.
November 21, 2025 at 9:41 AM
🤣🙏😬
November 19, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Every now and then, theres a little good news. Can we, uh, expand this project? Repeat this success on a wider scale?
November 17, 2025 at 7:28 PM
...but in space?

I wish I could have a agent first, then I'd write their #mswl. There are so many great ideas out here, but its hard to pour my heart and soul out for a few months just to discover that wasn't it :(
November 17, 2025 at 9:46 AM
I need those mushrooms. I'll do anything. 11/12. Will trade guns for cat beds.
November 17, 2025 at 9:28 AM
So she'll be running in 2040 at the earliest? Minimum age for that is 35 right?
November 16, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Its wild how this is all very public news, and yet no one is dragging them into the street and burning them alive?
Where are all the "good guys with guns?" that we were promised after every school shooting?

Things won't change until we make them change.
November 11, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Ive run into squids a few times, usual as trios. On solo, its extremely rare. We all just wanna grab some olives and get home safe lol

Yall add me too!

SimonsFolly#9532
November 2, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I wonder what kind of upholstery he has her put on?
November 1, 2025 at 5:45 PM
And then some rich techbros daughter dies in a bombing so he downloads his daughter's "consciousness" into an amazon robot and she goes insane and starts a space death cult and nukes the planet(s)?

So say we all?
November 1, 2025 at 5:33 PM
To be fair, id vote for a turd in a paper bag over Ken Paxton.
November 1, 2025 at 7:30 AM
You gotta sigma while you cum loud.
October 31, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Ive been saying it since Obama's second term, when the only "change" we got was Romneycare and vocal suddenly public neofash.

We didnt crush their movement at the nucleus then either :(
October 28, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Stephen Miller presents: Weekend at Donnies (tm)
October 27, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Sane people in an insane world sound crazy. The govt is literally not following the law/constitution anymore, across the board.
Founding fathers even put an amendment in for this exact moment.. but everyone is going to corporate sponsored pity-festivals instead of taking real action.

You're sane.
October 27, 2025 at 9:37 PM
The only fresh meat left on this continent will walk on two legs?
October 25, 2025 at 6:37 PM