Simon
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Simon
@simontalks.bsky.social
Runner, dad, husband, kind of cool guy.
Dude shot and killed someone on record and won't be investigated for it.
BREAM: Is the FBI investigating the ICE agent who shot Renee Good?

BLANCHE: What happened has been reviewed by millions of Americans bc it was recorded. We investigate when it's appropriate. That is not the case here. We are not going to bow to pressure. So no, we are not investigating.
January 19, 2026 at 10:51 AM
This guy gets Pound-You-In-The-Ass prison. He deserves nothing less.
WELKER: Is Greenland or NATO more vital to natl security?

BESSENT: That's obviously a false choice

W: Not to European leaders

B: They will come around & understand they need to be under the US security umbrella. What would happen in Ukraine if the US pulled support? The whole thing would collapse
January 18, 2026 at 2:46 PM
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If you work for the Minnesota National Guard, text me via Signal app at 202-510-1268. I will protect your anonymity.
January 17, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Please buy Kentucky.
More than 200,000 Danish citizens have signed a petition to buy California as a response to Trump’s attempt to take Greenland.

They say they will provide Californians with “rule of law, universal health care, fact-based politics, and a lifetime supply of Danish pastries.”
January 17, 2026 at 6:14 PM
I can easily get behind a Gavin Newsome / Mark Kelly ticket for Democrats. Two guys who have successfully defeated MAGA and Trump. Two guys who have taken action.
January 16, 2026 at 2:21 PM
You think Trump is in the White House sleeping next to an invalid Nobel Prize?
January 16, 2026 at 10:59 AM
Yeah and are people expressing their first amendment rights to protest really the ones not showing humanity? Or is it the ICE agents shooting and killing people?
CNN: President Trump is threatening to invoke the Insurrection Act in Minnesota. Do you think that's what the state needs right now?

REP. BRIAN FITZPATRICK: I think everybody needs to see the humanity in each other
January 15, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Hawley is a spineless sap
CAIN: Trump came at you hard the other day, saying you "should never be elected to office again." You changed your vote on war powers after that. Why?

JOSH HAWLEY: I talked to the president and secretary of state and he said we're not gonna occupy Venezuela, and that's good enough for me
January 15, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Bro ICE is not law enforcement. They're border patrol. They shouldn't even be in cities.
Mike Johnson comes out against additional guardrails on ICE as Democrats call for it.

“I think there's a lot of Democrats playing games right now with national security and with law enforcement. And I think it's dangerous. Ice is doing what ice is designed to do by its very name.”
January 14, 2026 at 7:50 PM
What would happen to the Federal Government if New York, California, Illinois just stopped paying federal taxes?
Trump: "Starting February 1, we're not making any payments to sanctuary cities or states having sanctuary cities"
January 14, 2026 at 12:34 AM
It's like they don't understand that Greenland is an ally and not an enemy selling oil to other enemies.
Rep. Randy Fine on his bill to make Greenland the 51st state: "We need to make sure we assert our dominance over the Western Hemisphere ... the last thing we need is Greenland to become another Venezuela where we have huge problems we have to deal with in the future."
January 13, 2026 at 2:27 PM
This should go well in court
Bessent: "For individuals who want to wire money out of the country, they're gonna have to tick a box whether they are or are not on public assistance. Then we're going to start pushing over the coming days and weeks that if you're on public assistance, you cannot wire money out of the country."
January 12, 2026 at 9:30 PM
They're just making up another war for Trump to solve so he can win the Nobel
I thought this was a joke but it’s an actual post from the White House: “we are ending the war on protein”

How about ending the war on the health of this country?
January 12, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Republicans only like the Constitution and Bill of Rights if it's agreeing with them.
NEWSMAX: Do you think it's long past time for Tim Walz and Jacob Frey to do charged for clearly inciting violence against federal agents? Is there something Congress can do?

REP. SHERI BIGGS: Well, I certainly hope so, and I hope that'll be on the table for discussion this week. It's un-American.
January 12, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Are Republicans waiting for the end of his second year so he can't run again to remove him? Like, just do it. Just get rid of him and he's gone. Stop letting him be a part of your party.
Q: "Do you believe that deadly force was necessary?"

Trump: "It was highly disrespectful of law enforcement. The woman and her friend were highly disrespectful of law enforcement…Law enforcement should not be in a position where they have to put up with this stuff."
January 12, 2026 at 10:26 AM
Barnes and Noble understands MAGA
January 11, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Wisconsin makes 15 threes and wins by 2 points. Michigan will be fine.

Next time stop leaving the white guy open for 3.
January 10, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Michigan with the bold strategy today of leaving the white guy open for 3 a lot and it is really not working out well.
January 10, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Let them talk their way out of this.
🚨 NEW VIDEO 👇🏽This puts an end to all the lies. Horrific.

They were having a calm exchange seconds before he murdered Renee Good, and she was barely moving and clearly avoiding him.

Stop the lies.
January 9, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Dude if I have the Lombardi Trophy in my hand it doesn't mean I won the Super Bowl. She can give you the prize, it doesn't mean you won it. We all know that. You don't.
unspeakably pathetic stuff from Trump here as he says he'd be honored to accept María Corina Machado's Nobel Prize if she wants to give it up to him
January 9, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Bro there's multiple videos. We know what happened and you lying about it over and over won't change that. Those videos are online, they are _forever_.
JD Vance on the killing of Renee Good: "The reporting over this has been one of the biggest scandals I've ever seen in media. I've never seen a case so misrepresented and misreported."
January 9, 2026 at 11:01 AM
What a goon
JD Vance: "The War Powers Act is fundamentally a fake and unconstitutional law"
January 9, 2026 at 9:35 AM
Why are we acting like "Trump being Trump" is a good thing?
FOX NEWS: Is this a takeover of Venezuelan oil by the US?

CHRIS WRIGHT: No, definitely not. This is Trump being Trump. This is using the threat of military force to prevent the export of Venezuelan crude.
January 8, 2026 at 6:24 PM
I don't think Trump will survive to see it, but they need to have the trials for the crimes his administration committed in a city that Trump truly hates, so that, even though he's dead, they're still getting to him in the grave.
January 8, 2026 at 9:18 AM
Her comeuppance will be especially sweet.
Leavitt: "All proceeds from the sale of Venezuelan crude oil and products will first settle in US-controlled accounts at globally recognized banks ... those funds will be dispersed for the benefit of the American people and the Venezuelan people at the discretion of the US government."
January 7, 2026 at 5:41 PM