Simon T Wolf
@simontwolf.bsky.social
Cis: he/him/his, gay, HIV+, Out; living on Wadda warrung country in Naarm; Gondwana. This is an autobiography of sorts... and political snark.
Got "bumped" by a car in a car park - all the necessaries have been taken care of, agreed to and nothing further on legal grounds. It was a clear case of mutual fault, we both said "I didn't see you" at the same moment.
My only concern was possible infection of the wound.
I've taken so many...
My only concern was possible infection of the wound.
I've taken so many...
December 27, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Got "bumped" by a car in a car park - all the necessaries have been taken care of, agreed to and nothing further on legal grounds. It was a clear case of mutual fault, we both said "I didn't see you" at the same moment.
My only concern was possible infection of the wound.
I've taken so many...
My only concern was possible infection of the wound.
I've taken so many...
Breakfast anyone? I like to share my meals....
December 24, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Breakfast anyone? I like to share my meals....
I found him in the bathroom where he'd been for some time while I'd slept. Not only cold, he was blue.
This happened mid-proposal with my latest beau, we've been dating for 3 years. He said yes anyway.
This happened mid-proposal with my latest beau, we've been dating for 3 years. He said yes anyway.
December 24, 2025 at 1:22 PM
I found him in the bathroom where he'd been for some time while I'd slept. Not only cold, he was blue.
This happened mid-proposal with my latest beau, we've been dating for 3 years. He said yes anyway.
This happened mid-proposal with my latest beau, we've been dating for 3 years. He said yes anyway.
I remember a Christmas this cold but only in this millennium for Australia...2008.
#climate-change
#climate-change
December 22, 2025 at 11:13 AM
I remember a Christmas this cold but only in this millennium for Australia...2008.
#climate-change
#climate-change
#FloralClock a gift from the people of #France following #WWI #WWII from a grateful nation for the sacrifice made by #Australians
November 13, 2025 at 4:02 AM
#FloralClock a gift from the people of #France following #WWI #WWII from a grateful nation for the sacrifice made by #Australians
November 13, 2025 at 4:00 AM
November 13, 2025 at 3:59 AM
November 13, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Someone better buy me a Xmas present like this...
November 5, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Someone better buy me a Xmas present like this...
November 1, 2025 at 2:10 AM
November 1, 2025 at 2:08 AM
All he needs is a good long rest... 6 feet underground should prove restful enough for an eternity in hell.
I have a better idea! Use all that lasts he carries around to plug the hole at Chernobyl! "
I have a better idea! Use all that lasts he carries around to plug the hole at Chernobyl! "
October 11, 2025 at 12:56 PM
All he needs is a good long rest... 6 feet underground should prove restful enough for an eternity in hell.
I have a better idea! Use all that lasts he carries around to plug the hole at Chernobyl! "
I have a better idea! Use all that lasts he carries around to plug the hole at Chernobyl! "
#Exetel I've been with them for exactly 18 years today.
When I started, I had a 25/5 Mbps ADSL and 500Gb for $34.95 (I think...it was cheap then and you wouldn't get through that much data unless you were serving a pirate library) and my mobile which was $25/mth for unlimited txts, $50 call value
When I started, I had a 25/5 Mbps ADSL and 500Gb for $34.95 (I think...it was cheap then and you wouldn't get through that much data unless you were serving a pirate library) and my mobile which was $25/mth for unlimited txts, $50 call value
October 11, 2025 at 10:24 AM
#Exetel I've been with them for exactly 18 years today.
When I started, I had a 25/5 Mbps ADSL and 500Gb for $34.95 (I think...it was cheap then and you wouldn't get through that much data unless you were serving a pirate library) and my mobile which was $25/mth for unlimited txts, $50 call value
When I started, I had a 25/5 Mbps ADSL and 500Gb for $34.95 (I think...it was cheap then and you wouldn't get through that much data unless you were serving a pirate library) and my mobile which was $25/mth for unlimited txts, $50 call value
This is a tweaked photo of a portrait my mother was given as a present, 1 of 3 portraits: her, me and my newly arrived younger brother, by her friend Nonika Hoovenaas (not totally sure of the spelling).
I had turned 7 just before we started to sit for the portraits and over the next few months...
I had turned 7 just before we started to sit for the portraits and over the next few months...
October 11, 2025 at 7:43 AM
This is a tweaked photo of a portrait my mother was given as a present, 1 of 3 portraits: her, me and my newly arrived younger brother, by her friend Nonika Hoovenaas (not totally sure of the spelling).
I had turned 7 just before we started to sit for the portraits and over the next few months...
I had turned 7 just before we started to sit for the portraits and over the next few months...
I love the drama of weather and the inherent tension between protection from the elements - all of our buildings - and especially my home teen #Melbourne
October 9, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I love the drama of weather and the inherent tension between protection from the elements - all of our buildings - and especially my home teen #Melbourne
Kewpie Doll... get the man his Kewpie Doll Beaver.... I gotta admit I was very stoned, you are correct!
September 27, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Kewpie Doll... get the man his Kewpie Doll Beaver.... I gotta admit I was very stoned, you are correct!
I'm no #handwriting expert (I used to be a bank teller though...and I can read my doctor's prescriptions in his own hand so...) but these are a #legal match. #DonnyBoy caught red hatted...I mean...handed...could you be less stupid than to believe otherwise?
September 15, 2025 at 6:47 AM
I'm no #handwriting expert (I used to be a bank teller though...and I can read my doctor's prescriptions in his own hand so...) but these are a #legal match. #DonnyBoy caught red hatted...I mean...handed...could you be less stupid than to believe otherwise?
My #ISP #Exetel recently bumped my speeds from 100/20mbps to 500/50mbps gratis...
It took less than 5 seconds to download a favourite tv series from the States #HaveIGotNewsForYou with #RoyWoodJr hosting.
I wonder how long an entire #BD format #HDR film at 2 hours some minutes run time would take?
It took less than 5 seconds to download a favourite tv series from the States #HaveIGotNewsForYou with #RoyWoodJr hosting.
I wonder how long an entire #BD format #HDR film at 2 hours some minutes run time would take?
September 15, 2025 at 6:36 AM
My #ISP #Exetel recently bumped my speeds from 100/20mbps to 500/50mbps gratis...
It took less than 5 seconds to download a favourite tv series from the States #HaveIGotNewsForYou with #RoyWoodJr hosting.
I wonder how long an entire #BD format #HDR film at 2 hours some minutes run time would take?
It took less than 5 seconds to download a favourite tv series from the States #HaveIGotNewsForYou with #RoyWoodJr hosting.
I wonder how long an entire #BD format #HDR film at 2 hours some minutes run time would take?
My bedside table a good example of chaos.
September 6, 2025 at 8:43 AM
My bedside table a good example of chaos.
What are the chances you find Mr Right or Mr Right Now, and its a stock image (it's the glasses, must be intelligent...otherwise... I'm shallow and have commitment issues...)...(... it's those last two alright... I'm the avatar)...
Too many eclipses?
Too many eclipses?
September 4, 2025 at 11:02 PM
What are the chances you find Mr Right or Mr Right Now, and its a stock image (it's the glasses, must be intelligent...otherwise... I'm shallow and have commitment issues...)...(... it's those last two alright... I'm the avatar)...
Too many eclipses?
Too many eclipses?
September 4, 2025 at 7:57 AM
#JamesMay #JamesGin listening to #KeralaDust's latest album #AnEchoOfLove, slinging shots between #CaliforniaDreamGin and #AsianParsnip and flying!
September 4, 2025 at 7:07 AM
#JamesMay #JamesGin listening to #KeralaDust's latest album #AnEchoOfLove, slinging shots between #CaliforniaDreamGin and #AsianParsnip and flying!
Had my second #cataract surgery last week, this week I had my prescription updated, these are for distance vision so I'm back to spherical lens diffraction correction for distance vision...
Wolf has new eyes...
Wolf has new eyes...
August 28, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Had my second #cataract surgery last week, this week I had my prescription updated, these are for distance vision so I'm back to spherical lens diffraction correction for distance vision...
Wolf has new eyes...
Wolf has new eyes...
#USA #AUS #Trade word - #China tried to fuck us over by not buying our iron ore. Now they pay 4 times as much because they couldn't get it anywhere else and they had to come back to us. You really want to start this about our #PBS? Coz just like the iron, we can find other markets real fast.
August 8, 2025 at 11:56 AM