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Simon T Wolf
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Cis: he/him/his, gay, HIV+, Out; living on Wadda warrung country in Naarm; Gondwana. This is an autobiography of sorts... and political snark.
slightly accurate, I nailed Trump to the wall... that constant "sucking at the teet" mouth formation around all his words really gives IT away... HE'S A BABY!
December 28, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Every woman I know, knows exactly what I mean.

It is only nominally about the endowment condition, but when it's THIS obvious, it is a major component driving the psychology of the...bereft, is about the kindest way I can say it.

I have my own reasons for these conclusions, but if even only
December 28, 2025 at 4:59 AM
...any sense of a coherent psychological state when my conclusion is borne out by my own testimony.

I'm as mad as a cut snake, bonkers, whacko; not certifiably insane but I definitely play at the edges of acceptable decorum...or publicly appropriate displays of sexuality (no nudity).
December 27, 2025 at 1:30 AM
...stupid risks trying to find a way out of this... I'm not talking the ultimate end game where you do it yourself...but to me it was obviously the intended outcome - I just didn't know that then.

This incidentally, incidental and laughably recounted incident and series of incidents, only makes...
December 27, 2025 at 1:30 AM
over-heard a conversation she'd had with a couple of female friends some months after this accident "I don't get it... John (my father) is absolutely besotted and can't imagine him anything other than perfect; but with me...(sobbing)...I hate him!

From that moment on, I would take increasingly
December 27, 2025 at 1:30 AM
of parent-hood in these moments.

There wasn't a scratch on me, just some light grazing on my right elbow. No broken bones, no outward nor detectable thing was wrong with me.

It's the memory I treasure the most about my mother because it was the only time I saw true empathy in her for me.

I had
December 27, 2025 at 1:30 AM
into my four year old brain...

The middle of La Trobe Street intersection with King Street, is a really odd place to open your eyes.

Mum was a nurse so she went into emergency mode and dad's self discipline in the face of adversity from his army training, stood them both as pinnacles
December 27, 2025 at 1:30 AM
...picture? No?...

Okay then, but be warned, you asked for it.

... when he shifted it to the brake before shifting and then swapping back to accelerate, indicators, headlights, how many times the wheel turned...every motion filed, tagged, catalogued, stored in long-term existential memory - seared
December 27, 2025 at 1:30 AM
...with my hands on the backs of the two passenger seats he and mum were sitting in; with my head even further forward while I analysed how dad was driving the car; watching the gear stick shift with the clutch disengagement caused by him taking his right foot off the accelerator...you must get the
December 27, 2025 at 1:30 AM
saw the car that was going to run the red light in control of an absolutely drunk driver.

He hit the anchors with enough force to actually bring our compact Vauxhall Viva to a stop on what seemed like a coin except for my going through the windscreen.

I was sat on the rear bench seat, forward...
December 27, 2025 at 1:30 AM
lights were biased for through traffic to Geelong as this was before the West Gate Bridge had had its structural failure during road deck extension.

In 1970, at 2 am, The city centre was nearly absolutely devoid of other traffic on our route at least; until the aforementioned intersection.

Dad
December 27, 2025 at 1:30 AM
in my neck.

There's also the seven individual car accidents. I wasn't driving or in a vehicle, but as a pedestrian in 6 and the very first was when I was 4, a back seat passenger before seatbelt laws for rear seats had come into force.

Intersection of King & La Trobe in the city and the signal
December 27, 2025 at 1:30 AM
...falls out of trees and off roofs, rollerskates and blades; not to mention my bicycle accidents which all did at least ten times as much damage - and all of it due to Labarynthitus that has only just been assessed and diagnosed as coming from a neutral tube defect that expressed between C4 and C5
December 27, 2025 at 1:30 AM
And receive the death penalty. I'm a humanist and even I believe they need to be removed from the gene pool.
December 24, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Only one? I got a list!
December 24, 2025 at 5:16 PM
is being addressed with new construction being undertaken as I write.

Our #UniversalHealthInsurance called #Medicare (and it's for absolutely everyone) is the 3rd best on the planet after Denmark and Norway... we share that spot with Sweden and Finland and it is a fucking long way down to the #USA.
December 24, 2025 at 5:12 PM
...read that right: she has the damage but it's his time that is getting wasted...

... for 6 hours to get a diagnosis AFTER the x-ray was taken within minutes of arrival.

It's Christmas Eve/Morning in a public hospital that is not exactly quite up to speed for the local population growth but that
December 24, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Parisian, Milanese and Andalusian versions of same as well as my bass phone/radio voice... in English of course... because I have made men's knees melt with my intention and inflection.

But to be complained at because I was too loud...IN A FUCKING HOSPITAL EMERGENCY WARD...

🫰🏼
December 24, 2025 at 2:22 PM