SimplisticJ
@simplisticj.bsky.social
Just a Simple man with a Simple plan.
This is true, but imagine instead of a toothache, you get a lil hungy, now that’s awful.
October 27, 2025 at 1:05 PM
This is true, but imagine instead of a toothache, you get a lil hungy, now that’s awful.
Shoot it, don’t hit it, amirite partner.
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October 27, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Shoot it, don’t hit it, amirite partner.
Nah, when a tech company releases the self healing screen and week long battery I will give praise. 😭
September 24, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Nah, when a tech company releases the self healing screen and week long battery I will give praise. 😭
Here you go, you’ll need this
August 24, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Here you go, you’ll need this
Between AMC and Regal they are worth it for different reasons, regal allows a free movie when ever and isn’t limited to 4 a week, but AMC reward points are used for better things
August 16, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Between AMC and Regal they are worth it for different reasons, regal allows a free movie when ever and isn’t limited to 4 a week, but AMC reward points are used for better things
Hell has frozen over so many times I’m convinced frosty is the new devil
August 15, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Hell has frozen over so many times I’m convinced frosty is the new devil
Creamy food is a sin
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August 15, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Creamy food is a sin