SimplisticJ
@simplisticj.bsky.social
Just a Simple man with a Simple plan.
“He said no pickles”
November 1, 2025 at 5:20 PM
“He said no pickles”
My new character Dusty Baggins listening to his jams
October 31, 2025 at 5:58 PM
My new character Dusty Baggins listening to his jams
They aren’t old, they just had to school uphill, both ways.
Why are all of you so old 💀
October 27, 2025 at 1:06 PM
They aren’t old, they just had to school uphill, both ways.
And if someone doesn’t need to be in your life…
October 27, 2025 at 1:04 PM
And if someone doesn’t need to be in your life…
Was a good summer 🔥
October 26, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Was a good summer 🔥
The government treating the US as an HOA rn
September 20, 2025 at 8:47 PM
The government treating the US as an HOA rn
Septa has cut 32 routes today, oof
August 24, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Septa has cut 32 routes today, oof
I’ll debate anyone about anything.
a group of people are standing in a room and one of them says let 's go
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August 20, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I’ll debate anyone about anything.
Also Sharks are older than trees
August 20, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Also Sharks are older than trees
Snails have more teeth than sharks.
a cartoon snail with a red shell is sitting on a sidewalk .
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August 20, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Snails have more teeth than sharks.
Nah, god better protect those niggas that I thought I could trust.
August 18, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Nah, god better protect those niggas that I thought I could trust.
When you go against me on the court, or in sparking zero and think you can win. That’s delusion.
August 18, 2025 at 7:55 PM
When you go against me on the court, or in sparking zero and think you can win. That’s delusion.
How I’m moving the second I get powers.
a picture of a man with long hair and the words yo shut up monke below him
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August 18, 2025 at 7:50 PM
How I’m moving the second I get powers.
The second I’m properly medicated, I’m taking all your jobs.
a woman says " i 'm not playing games " while wearing earrings
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August 15, 2025 at 11:32 PM
The second I’m properly medicated, I’m taking all your jobs.
Remember fellas, it’s better to get a vasectomy than to have some old white billionaire man tell your lady what to do with her body
August 15, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Remember fellas, it’s better to get a vasectomy than to have some old white billionaire man tell your lady what to do with her body
I have one ting to say to the creamy food makers…
August 15, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I have one ting to say to the creamy food makers…
A gibbet is a specialized type of gallows used to display the bodies of executed criminals, intended as a public spectacle and deterrent
August 15, 2025 at 9:43 PM
A gibbet is a specialized type of gallows used to display the bodies of executed criminals, intended as a public spectacle and deterrent
When I flip, the flop, the flippity the flop and ya don’t stop
August 15, 2025 at 9:42 PM
When I flip, the flop, the flippity the flop and ya don’t stop
Any creamy food should have you sent to the gibbet
creamy chicken soup & peach cobbler 🧡
all homemade ✨
all homemade ✨
August 15, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Any creamy food should have you sent to the gibbet
I want my parents to acknowledge my accomplishments
August 15, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I want my parents to acknowledge my accomplishments
Don’t just choose yourself, choose to be petty, take all the spoons out that nigga house, slightly unscrew the hinges to the cabinets so they drop a lil, slightly raise a floor board so it squeaks when stepped on, crease that niggas J’s
Yall be sounding so miserable in these situationships, I promise it’s ok to be single. Choose yourself.
August 12, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Don’t just choose yourself, choose to be petty, take all the spoons out that nigga house, slightly unscrew the hinges to the cabinets so they drop a lil, slightly raise a floor board so it squeaks when stepped on, crease that niggas J’s
They won’t be sharing because they dropping straight down not even a thought
As a Black person, it is quite naive to believe that white western colonisers who enslaved and exploited your ancestors, and also do the same to you today, will agree to share some key to "heavenly" salvation (Christianity) with you, if such a place as heaven existed.
August 12, 2025 at 1:51 PM
They won’t be sharing because they dropping straight down not even a thought
A woman’s reproductive organs
6. What is something that should not be in the hands of politicans?
August 12, 2025 at 1:49 PM
A woman’s reproductive organs