SimplisticJ
@simplisticj.bsky.social
Just a Simple man with a Simple plan.
Reminder: it’s better to shit your pants today, than to get your pants shit in tomorrow.
a man wearing a black hoodie that says on god on it
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December 28, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Reminder: it’s better to shit your pants today, than to get your pants shit in tomorrow.
The sauce is also trash😭
“Cane’s is so trash without the sauce.” Okay…so eat it with the sauce?
December 28, 2025 at 8:25 PM
The sauce is also trash😭
These were probably epsteins last words 😭😭
Alright now let’s go Young
December 28, 2025 at 8:23 PM
These were probably epsteins last words 😭😭
Yall stand on business til a nigga named business standing in front of you butt naked with a crack pipe.
December 3, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Yall stand on business til a nigga named business standing in front of you butt naked with a crack pipe.
“He said no pickles”
November 1, 2025 at 5:20 PM
“He said no pickles”
My new character Dusty Baggins listening to his jams
October 31, 2025 at 5:58 PM
My new character Dusty Baggins listening to his jams
They aren’t old, they just had to school uphill, both ways.
Why are all of you so old 💀
October 27, 2025 at 1:06 PM
They aren’t old, they just had to school uphill, both ways.
And if someone doesn’t need to be in your life…
October 27, 2025 at 1:04 PM
And if someone doesn’t need to be in your life…
Was a good summer 🔥
October 26, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Was a good summer 🔥
The government treating the US as an HOA rn
September 20, 2025 at 8:47 PM
The government treating the US as an HOA rn
Septa has cut 32 routes today, oof
August 24, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Septa has cut 32 routes today, oof
I’ll debate anyone about anything.
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August 20, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I’ll debate anyone about anything.
Also Sharks are older than trees
August 20, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Also Sharks are older than trees
Snails have more teeth than sharks.
a cartoon snail with a red shell is sitting on a sidewalk .
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August 20, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Snails have more teeth than sharks.
Nah, god better protect those niggas that I thought I could trust.
August 18, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Nah, god better protect those niggas that I thought I could trust.
When you go against me on the court, or in sparking zero and think you can win. That’s delusion.
August 18, 2025 at 7:55 PM
When you go against me on the court, or in sparking zero and think you can win. That’s delusion.
How I’m moving the second I get powers.
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August 18, 2025 at 7:50 PM
How I’m moving the second I get powers.
The second I’m properly medicated, I’m taking all your jobs.
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August 15, 2025 at 11:32 PM
The second I’m properly medicated, I’m taking all your jobs.
Remember fellas, it’s better to get a vasectomy than to have some old white billionaire man tell your lady what to do with her body
August 15, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Remember fellas, it’s better to get a vasectomy than to have some old white billionaire man tell your lady what to do with her body
I have one ting to say to the creamy food makers…
August 15, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I have one ting to say to the creamy food makers…
A gibbet is a specialized type of gallows used to display the bodies of executed criminals, intended as a public spectacle and deterrent
August 15, 2025 at 9:43 PM
A gibbet is a specialized type of gallows used to display the bodies of executed criminals, intended as a public spectacle and deterrent
When I flip, the flop, the flippity the flop and ya don’t stop
August 15, 2025 at 9:42 PM
When I flip, the flop, the flippity the flop and ya don’t stop
Any creamy food should have you sent to the gibbet
creamy chicken soup & peach cobbler 🧡
all homemade ✨
all homemade ✨
August 15, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Any creamy food should have you sent to the gibbet
I want my parents to acknowledge my accomplishments
August 15, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I want my parents to acknowledge my accomplishments