Nik (he/they) 🌱🌿
@simplynotnik.bsky.social
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ 2️⃣7️⃣ a fellow Indiana court jester 💛 and beloved by (8) cars 🚙
Lover of the 5Bs:
• Big dogs
• Bad puns
• Banana chips
• Bnimal Crossing
• The letter ‘🐝’
Lover of the 5Bs:
• Big dogs
• Bad puns
• Banana chips
• Bnimal Crossing
• The letter ‘🐝’
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What a wild rebrand. Did anybody have this on their bingo card?
December 11, 2025 at 4:34 AM
What a wild rebrand. Did anybody have this on their bingo card?
I knew today was going to be a bad day when I woke up this morning. But don’t let that stop you from doing what needs to be done today.
Unless you start throwing up blood at work like I did. Then maybe go home and go to sleep.
Unless you start throwing up blood at work like I did. Then maybe go home and go to sleep.
December 3, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I knew today was going to be a bad day when I woke up this morning. But don’t let that stop you from doing what needs to be done today.
Unless you start throwing up blood at work like I did. Then maybe go home and go to sleep.
Unless you start throwing up blood at work like I did. Then maybe go home and go to sleep.
My new laundry mat has a cuck chair
November 29, 2025 at 3:00 PM
My new laundry mat has a cuck chair
Are the Green Bay Packers trans-masc coded????
November 27, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Are the Green Bay Packers trans-masc coded????
Getting old means you have to take multiple trips to bring in the groceries smh
November 22, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Getting old means you have to take multiple trips to bring in the groceries smh
We’ve all heard of blood on the dance floor, but have you heard of blood in my belly button?
November 18, 2025 at 2:37 AM
We’ve all heard of blood on the dance floor, but have you heard of blood in my belly button?
I did make a necklace though (cause I can’t keep my hands still to save my life) so there’s definitely pros and cons
November 9, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I did make a necklace though (cause I can’t keep my hands still to save my life) so there’s definitely pros and cons
It’s so weird looking up from bed and seeing that it’s snowing. Specially on a bad mental health day. I love the snow, but I just cannot get excited about this. It’s the first snow of the year and I’ve never been more disappointed in myself. Welcome to depression.
November 9, 2025 at 6:13 PM
It’s so weird looking up from bed and seeing that it’s snowing. Specially on a bad mental health day. I love the snow, but I just cannot get excited about this. It’s the first snow of the year and I’ve never been more disappointed in myself. Welcome to depression.
I’m sick today so instead of going to work I’m making bracelets for my friends for the holidays. (If you’re in the gc, you didn’t see this)
November 6, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I’m sick today so instead of going to work I’m making bracelets for my friends for the holidays. (If you’re in the gc, you didn’t see this)
THE LIZARD PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO SILENCE ME
November 4, 2025 at 8:23 PM
THE LIZARD PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO SILENCE ME
Has anyone ever tried to carbonate hot chocolate????
October 24, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Has anyone ever tried to carbonate hot chocolate????
That’s why so many people watch college football. A bunch of absolutely stacked guys tackling each other in the shortest shorts
a football player with the number 53 on his shirt
ALT: a football player with the number 53 on his shirt
media.tenor.com
October 24, 2025 at 11:05 PM
That’s why so many people watch college football. A bunch of absolutely stacked guys tackling each other in the shortest shorts
N Putnam walking onto the field in their shorts like they own the place. WeBo is gonna own them in even shorter shorts. Because that’s what football is all about. Having the shortest shorts
October 24, 2025 at 11:01 PM
N Putnam walking onto the field in their shorts like they own the place. WeBo is gonna own them in even shorter shorts. Because that’s what football is all about. Having the shortest shorts
Does anybody wonder if humans would still exist without our technological and scientific advancements?
October 24, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Does anybody wonder if humans would still exist without our technological and scientific advancements?
Numpty has signed his own death warrant
October 17, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Numpty has signed his own death warrant
A beef flew into my car today during my lunch break. I have named him Numpty. If Numpty can’t leave my car in the next 3 or so minutes, he’s gonna die if he stroke when I go back to work.
October 17, 2025 at 5:57 PM
A beef flew into my car today during my lunch break. I have named him Numpty. If Numpty can’t leave my car in the next 3 or so minutes, he’s gonna die if he stroke when I go back to work.
Anime lookin hair today
October 16, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Anime lookin hair today
Stomach problems are ✨fun✨
October 14, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Stomach problems are ✨fun✨
My sniffles smell like a subway restaurant
October 14, 2025 at 2:14 AM
My sniffles smell like a subway restaurant
Does anyone else remember the movie white chicks and do you want to watch it with me?
October 6, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Does anyone else remember the movie white chicks and do you want to watch it with me?
Addams family values is also a thanksgiving movie in the same way die hard isn’t a Christmas movie and I think that’s weird
October 6, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Addams family values is also a thanksgiving movie in the same way die hard isn’t a Christmas movie and I think that’s weird
Just had to vaccinate a 6yo that put up such a fight that I had to apologize to my mom about that time I kicked her in the chest when I was five because of a flu shot
October 3, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Just had to vaccinate a 6yo that put up such a fight that I had to apologize to my mom about that time I kicked her in the chest when I was five because of a flu shot
I have a very lost list of deep regrets, but today it’s how bad Burger King makes me feel and yet I keep eating it.
October 3, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I have a very lost list of deep regrets, but today it’s how bad Burger King makes me feel and yet I keep eating it.
Trump is America’s toxic ex that we keep listening to for some reason
September 24, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Trump is America’s toxic ex that we keep listening to for some reason
I never thought the words “softcore robbing” would ever come from my mouth. And yet, at work…
September 12, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I never thought the words “softcore robbing” would ever come from my mouth. And yet, at work…