Regular-sized Reggie
@simplyreg.bsky.social
part-time lover. full-time hater. hooptie owner. snake keeper. cautionary tale.
Powerball lottery drawing is tonight. Will someone hit the $1B jackpot or will it climb higher?
December 13, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Powerball lottery drawing is tonight. Will someone hit the $1B jackpot or will it climb higher?
You know you’ve gotten old when your Friday night becomes prime time for doing laundry and household chores.
December 13, 2025 at 3:19 PM
You know you’ve gotten old when your Friday night becomes prime time for doing laundry and household chores.
Back on my bullshit.
November 26, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Back on my bullshit.
Used my lunch break today to remove the cheap battery switch that I added to the Suburban. It’s a long shot, but I’ll be SO pumped if that was reason the car keeps cutting out on me at random.
Jealously watching Dave Freiburger drive his ‘90 Suburban all over the California desert. Meanwhile, my ‘89 can’t make it to the nearest Taco Bell without stalling out.
November 24, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Used my lunch break today to remove the cheap battery switch that I added to the Suburban. It’s a long shot, but I’ll be SO pumped if that was reason the car keeps cutting out on me at random.
Jealously watching Dave Freiburger drive his ‘90 Suburban all over the California desert. Meanwhile, my ‘89 can’t make it to the nearest Taco Bell without stalling out.
November 15, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Jealously watching Dave Freiburger drive his ‘90 Suburban all over the California desert. Meanwhile, my ‘89 can’t make it to the nearest Taco Bell without stalling out.
Amazon cart loaded. I’m about to fire the “parts cannon” at my Suburban.
a cartoon character standing next to a large cannon
ALT: a cartoon character standing next to a large cannon
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November 7, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Amazon cart loaded. I’m about to fire the “parts cannon” at my Suburban.
Stopped procrastinating and got my flu shot yesterday. Re-upped for Covid and Tetanus while I was at it.
I slacked last year and the flu beat me like it owed me money. We’re not going through that again.
I slacked last year and the flu beat me like it owed me money. We’re not going through that again.
November 4, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Stopped procrastinating and got my flu shot yesterday. Re-upped for Covid and Tetanus while I was at it.
I slacked last year and the flu beat me like it owed me money. We’re not going through that again.
I slacked last year and the flu beat me like it owed me money. We’re not going through that again.
I hope you played the lottery today, @emicidal.bsky.social! The Suburban’s CEL came on and the engine cut out on me BEFORE I GOT OUT OF THE PARKING LOT! AND IT’S A TINY PARKING LOT!
Its going to stop working right after you get it back, isn't it?
October 24, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I hope you played the lottery today, @emicidal.bsky.social! The Suburban’s CEL came on and the engine cut out on me BEFORE I GOT OUT OF THE PARKING LOT! AND IT’S A TINY PARKING LOT!
Tinfoil hat time! The French finally got fed up with us clowning them. So, they created Wemby to destroy our basketball league.
October 24, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Tinfoil hat time! The French finally got fed up with us clowning them. So, they created Wemby to destroy our basketball league.
Mechanic called this afternoon. 3 weeks, 2 visits, and 11 million dollars later…my Suburban is *allegedly* running properly now. They said they kept it a few extra days and drove it around to make sure it was fixed.
later.my
October 24, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Mechanic called this afternoon. 3 weeks, 2 visits, and 11 million dollars later…my Suburban is *allegedly* running properly now. They said they kept it a few extra days and drove it around to make sure it was fixed.
Graffiti from today’s walk
October 23, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Graffiti from today’s walk
Saw TRON: ARES at the movies this morning. Ngl, I enjoyed it. Might even buy the DVD when it comes out.
October 19, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Saw TRON: ARES at the movies this morning. Ngl, I enjoyed it. Might even buy the DVD when it comes out.
I don’t want to wish away the nice weather, but I have a ton of sweaters on standby right now.
October 18, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I don’t want to wish away the nice weather, but I have a ton of sweaters on standby right now.
A fun part of getting old is trying to determine where/how you ended up with some new ache or pain that has appeared seemingly out of thin air.
October 17, 2025 at 1:19 PM
A fun part of getting old is trying to determine where/how you ended up with some new ache or pain that has appeared seemingly out of thin air.
Finally set up the PS5 that my buddy gave me when he upgraded to a fancier model. Farewell, productivity!
October 16, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Finally set up the PS5 that my buddy gave me when he upgraded to a fancier model. Farewell, productivity!
I seem to have a stockpile of everything but money.
October 14, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I seem to have a stockpile of everything but money.
Now, my brain is probably addled from watching too many hollywood movies and not reading enough books, BUT…I feel like MTG senses that the current GOP is going down in flames. Planning not only to survive, but to grab a leadership stake in whatever emerges from the wreckage.
October 8, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Now, my brain is probably addled from watching too many hollywood movies and not reading enough books, BUT…I feel like MTG senses that the current GOP is going down in flames. Planning not only to survive, but to grab a leadership stake in whatever emerges from the wreckage.
So, I said “fuck it” and pulled the trigger on the standard black vinyl box set.
October 7, 2025 at 12:37 AM
So, I said “fuck it” and pulled the trigger on the standard black vinyl box set.
me: scared to visit Japan because of earthquakes
also me: lives in America
also me: lives in America
September 30, 2025 at 1:20 AM
me: scared to visit Japan because of earthquakes
also me: lives in America
also me: lives in America
Good news? I dropped 12 lbs over the summer.
Bad news? It wasn’t enough AND I need to tighten up my diet even more.
So, what I’m basically saying is don’t be surprised if I pop up with another hooptie soon.
Bad news? It wasn’t enough AND I need to tighten up my diet even more.
So, what I’m basically saying is don’t be surprised if I pop up with another hooptie soon.
Tipped the scales as a super heavyweight at the doctor’s office today. Starvation Summer, here I come!
September 24, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Good news? I dropped 12 lbs over the summer.
Bad news? It wasn’t enough AND I need to tighten up my diet even more.
So, what I’m basically saying is don’t be surprised if I pop up with another hooptie soon.
Bad news? It wasn’t enough AND I need to tighten up my diet even more.
So, what I’m basically saying is don’t be surprised if I pop up with another hooptie soon.
My Suburban’s doors close properly now.
September 15, 2025 at 7:19 AM
My Suburban’s doors close properly now.
I’m afraid I’m getting closer and closer to the belief that none of this is real.
August 14, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I’m afraid I’m getting closer and closer to the belief that none of this is real.
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So, word is Anthony Joshua is going to fight Jake Paul. Honestly? I don’t think that’s a bad idea. Probably the biggest money fight left for him, and he gets a chance to be the one that finally ends this whole “influencer boxer” sham. Not a bad way to ride off into the sunset.
August 10, 2025 at 1:14 AM
So, word is Anthony Joshua is going to fight Jake Paul. Honestly? I don’t think that’s a bad idea. Probably the biggest money fight left for him, and he gets a chance to be the one that finally ends this whole “influencer boxer” sham. Not a bad way to ride off into the sunset.
Word to the wise; always wear a mask when you are cleaning out a decades old vehicle. I must’ve breathed in too much ancient dust, because I’ve been sick for 3 days now.
Just got done vacuuming out the Suburban. I would’ve posted pics, but I don’t think y’all would’ve noticed a difference.
The carpets are old and dirty with stains to boot. Probably gonna replace them along with the headliner.
The carpets are old and dirty with stains to boot. Probably gonna replace them along with the headliner.
August 7, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Word to the wise; always wear a mask when you are cleaning out a decades old vehicle. I must’ve breathed in too much ancient dust, because I’ve been sick for 3 days now.