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simplyreg.bsky.social
Regular-sized Reggie
@simplyreg.bsky.social
part-time lover. full-time hater. hooptie owner. snake keeper. cautionary tale.
Graffiti from today’s walk
October 23, 2025 at 5:37 PM
My Suburban’s doors close properly now.
September 15, 2025 at 7:19 AM
I also got PENS! 🖊️
July 30, 2025 at 2:10 PM
I think office supplies have been cut out of the budget (they literally set up a trading post a month or two ago!) So, I broke down and bought my own…FROM JAPAN!
July 30, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Look who I ran into at Applebee’s!
June 26, 2025 at 1:42 AM
June 22, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Lord, help me…I have to go to the DMV again.
May 22, 2025 at 9:05 PM
sorry, buddy, you can’t come inside.
May 10, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Y’all, meet my latest hooptie; SpongeBurb SquareBod!
May 5, 2025 at 12:10 AM
April 10, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I’m sorry, I couldn’t help myself.
April 9, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Below is my lunch from today. Your boy is officially in belt-tightening mode:
April 4, 2025 at 8:28 PM
leaving that bag on the shelf like
March 6, 2025 at 4:26 PM
It feels increasingly like we’re on the verge of becoming a failed state these days…buuuut on the bright side, a buddy just sent me this!
March 5, 2025 at 4:52 PM
so this happened today
February 24, 2025 at 5:37 PM
February 8, 2025 at 5:26 PM
December 25, 2024 at 5:48 PM
Never taking your Christmas tree down means it’s ready to deploy at a moment’s notice.
December 10, 2024 at 2:23 PM
Spotted in Kilmarnok.
November 27, 2024 at 1:06 PM
November 15, 2024 at 8:29 PM
November 15, 2024 at 8:29 PM
The little things 🧵
November 15, 2024 at 8:29 PM