Hannah
@sincerelyhannah.bsky.social
“Corporate storyteller writing fairytales about the free market.”
Disney+ has Santa Claus is Coming to Town and Frosty the Snowman. No Rudolph, no Year Without a Santa Claus, no Shiny New Year, no Dummer Boy…
You’re telling me that absolutely none of the Rankin Bass claymation films are available online without renting it? This is why we don’t get to enjoy this holiday anymore.
December 22, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Disney+ has Santa Claus is Coming to Town and Frosty the Snowman. No Rudolph, no Year Without a Santa Claus, no Shiny New Year, no Dummer Boy…
You’re telling me that absolutely none of the Rankin Bass claymation films are available online without renting it? This is why we don’t get to enjoy this holiday anymore.
December 22, 2025 at 4:56 PM
You’re telling me that absolutely none of the Rankin Bass claymation films are available online without renting it? This is why we don’t get to enjoy this holiday anymore.
We strategically chose a place to sit for lunch with Alex’s family just for all the kids to surround us. We’re at the kids table. And then his family wanted to take a photo. So I’ll post that photo of us at the kids table if I see it
December 20, 2025 at 7:43 PM
We strategically chose a place to sit for lunch with Alex’s family just for all the kids to surround us. We’re at the kids table. And then his family wanted to take a photo. So I’ll post that photo of us at the kids table if I see it
Watching Gilmore Girls yesterday and caught a line by Paris “I bet your wife considers sucking on a tailpipe every night.” 😭
December 17, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Watching Gilmore Girls yesterday and caught a line by Paris “I bet your wife considers sucking on a tailpipe every night.” 😭
Howard Stern is the definition of a dirtbag shock jock and I don’t understand why he’s still around and why people continue to go on his show.
December 16, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Howard Stern is the definition of a dirtbag shock jock and I don’t understand why he’s still around and why people continue to go on his show.
Personally, I love that 50 Cent was like… he’s not getting enough jail time, let’s make an entire documentary about how much of a monster he is because the world needs to know.
December 16, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Personally, I love that 50 Cent was like… he’s not getting enough jail time, let’s make an entire documentary about how much of a monster he is because the world needs to know.
I love Pennywise, his sense of humor is unparalleled
December 15, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I love Pennywise, his sense of humor is unparalleled
On a completely different and much much happier note - I am in the process of booking a wedding in New Jersey! There’s a two year venue wait, so they started planning before they got engaged. She had her fiance fill out the form and he said “surprise, we’re getting engaged in 6 hours”. I DMed her a…
December 14, 2025 at 9:48 PM
On a completely different and much much happier note - I am in the process of booking a wedding in New Jersey! There’s a two year venue wait, so they started planning before they got engaged. She had her fiance fill out the form and he said “surprise, we’re getting engaged in 6 hours”. I DMed her a…
TikTok outrage over a Titanic museum in London using VR to simulate the build, voyage, and sinking of the ship. “People died, this is disgusting and disrespectful.” Wait until they hear about Holocaust museums…
December 14, 2025 at 9:32 PM
TikTok outrage over a Titanic museum in London using VR to simulate the build, voyage, and sinking of the ship. “People died, this is disgusting and disrespectful.” Wait until they hear about Holocaust museums…
BlueAnon is so funny because like… why can’t democrats have a little conspiracy theory? Like as a treat
December 14, 2025 at 8:54 PM
BlueAnon is so funny because like… why can’t democrats have a little conspiracy theory? Like as a treat
Thinking about these parents who decided their child’s death is the price they pay for “being correct”.
December 14, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Thinking about these parents who decided their child’s death is the price they pay for “being correct”.
Waking up to another New Jersey inquiry this morning like
a picture of a boy holding a puppy with the caption rise and shine it 's a beautiful day
ALT: a picture of a boy holding a puppy with the caption rise and shine it 's a beautiful day
media.tenor.com
December 13, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Waking up to another New Jersey inquiry this morning like
If this doesn’t scream 1938 Germany, then nothing at all does.
White House Refuses to Rule Out Summary Executions of People on Its Secret Domestic Terrorist List
The Trump administration ignored questions about whether it would order the killings of those on its NSPM-7 list — even while answering our other queries.
theintercept.com/2025/12/12/t...
The Trump administration ignored questions about whether it would order the killings of those on its NSPM-7 list — even while answering our other queries.
theintercept.com/2025/12/12/t...
White House Refuses to Rule Out Summary Executions of People on Its Secret Domestic Terrorist List
The Trump administration ignored questions about whether it would order the killings of those on its NSPM-7 list — even while answering our other queries.
theintercept.com
December 13, 2025 at 3:34 PM
If this doesn’t scream 1938 Germany, then nothing at all does.
You can pair Kristen Bell with Adam Brody all you want, I will not forget the fact that she is married to Dax Shepard who made Jonathan Van Ness cry on his podcast by making him justify the existence of trans people. Which means she tolerates that shit. It’s a no from me, babe.
a woman in a striped shirt is making a funny face and says sorry .
ALT: a woman in a striped shirt is making a funny face and says sorry .
media.tenor.com
December 12, 2025 at 3:12 PM
You can pair Kristen Bell with Adam Brody all you want, I will not forget the fact that she is married to Dax Shepard who made Jonathan Van Ness cry on his podcast by making him justify the existence of trans people. Which means she tolerates that shit. It’s a no from me, babe.
I asked Mr. Fantasy what his first name
is and he said Mr. and I replied that that is a cop out and he must at least have a middle name.
is and he said Mr. and I replied that that is a cop out and he must at least have a middle name.
December 12, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I asked Mr. Fantasy what his first name
is and he said Mr. and I replied that that is a cop out and he must at least have a middle name.
is and he said Mr. and I replied that that is a cop out and he must at least have a middle name.
What do you mean that THE Adam McKay reposted my post that was completely unrelated to my absolute adoration of this man
December 11, 2025 at 2:44 PM
What do you mean that THE Adam McKay reposted my post that was completely unrelated to my absolute adoration of this man
TikTok said “Harrison Bukner - every time you miss a kick, a girl earns her college degree.” 💀
December 10, 2025 at 11:39 PM
TikTok said “Harrison Bukner - every time you miss a kick, a girl earns her college degree.” 💀
Kansas City is so cute, the bathroom code is 8713.
December 10, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Kansas City is so cute, the bathroom code is 8713.
Shout out to Will Lawrence on TikTok for going out of his way to reply to one of my Ted Lasso “I live in KC” comments to tell me his dad has a new show coming out with Steve Carell ☺️
December 10, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Shout out to Will Lawrence on TikTok for going out of his way to reply to one of my Ted Lasso “I live in KC” comments to tell me his dad has a new show coming out with Steve Carell ☺️
My favorite thing about Kansas City is that we allow people to own historic buildings and let them rot to a point of literal collapse so they can get insurance money from it and then we lose all our historic buildings into new developments.
December 9, 2025 at 4:07 PM
My favorite thing about Kansas City is that we allow people to own historic buildings and let them rot to a point of literal collapse so they can get insurance money from it and then we lose all our historic buildings into new developments.
I just realized Canal St. by Sombr is kind of a Christmas song
December 8, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I just realized Canal St. by Sombr is kind of a Christmas song
Watching the Chiefs cheerleaders leading the Tomahawk Chop like “Oh, I forgot the NFL decided they don’t care about ending racism anymore”
December 8, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Watching the Chiefs cheerleaders leading the Tomahawk Chop like “Oh, I forgot the NFL decided they don’t care about ending racism anymore”
Watching All The Empty Rooms on Netflix and just sobbing
December 7, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Watching All The Empty Rooms on Netflix and just sobbing