Hannah
@sincerelyhannah.bsky.social
“Corporate storyteller writing fairytales about the free market.”
Thinking about these parents who decided their child’s death is the price they pay for “being correct”.
December 14, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Thinking about these parents who decided their child’s death is the price they pay for “being correct”.
Here to remind you to tell any engaged friends about my business! So far I’m booked in Ohio, Oregon, and New York! Where next?!
December 4, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Here to remind you to tell any engaged friends about my business! So far I’m booked in Ohio, Oregon, and New York! Where next?!
I finally hit THE Jess episode on my Gilmore Girls rewatch!!!!
November 14, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I finally hit THE Jess episode on my Gilmore Girls rewatch!!!!
I quote this all the time:
November 13, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I quote this all the time:
Last night around midnight
November 13, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Last night around midnight
TikTok profile viewer with the best username ever
November 7, 2025 at 3:43 PM
TikTok profile viewer with the best username ever
Working on Issue 3!
October 29, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Working on Issue 3!
I’m so sorry, this is the most ridiculous rich white savior sentence I have read in a very long time
October 2, 2025 at 12:50 PM
I’m so sorry, this is the most ridiculous rich white savior sentence I have read in a very long time
Post something random or have an awful October.
October 2, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Post something random or have an awful October.
First issue is in!
September 17, 2025 at 1:57 AM
First issue is in!
Pls pass along my wedding journalism/custom editorial magazine business to all your engaged friends
September 14, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Pls pass along my wedding journalism/custom editorial magazine business to all your engaged friends
Speaking of It Follows Guy (literally just a tall dude???) I was looking at other things he’s done and found out I’m a big fan of his creature work! Teen Wolf, American Horror Story, Evil? An iconic run.
September 5, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Speaking of It Follows Guy (literally just a tall dude???) I was looking at other things he’s done and found out I’m a big fan of his creature work! Teen Wolf, American Horror Story, Evil? An iconic run.
Seeing a lot of accusations that the Palestinian population was intentionally skewed to be nearly 50% children, so here’s the answer if you’re too lazy to use Google.
September 4, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Seeing a lot of accusations that the Palestinian population was intentionally skewed to be nearly 50% children, so here’s the answer if you’re too lazy to use Google.
Not done, but done-ish!
August 26, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Not done, but done-ish!
I don’t understand the “Scandinavian scarf dresses are appropriating and white washing the dupatta” because these two things don’t look anything at all alike to me
August 18, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I don’t understand the “Scandinavian scarf dresses are appropriating and white washing the dupatta” because these two things don’t look anything at all alike to me
Obsessed with this man who survived Hurricane Helene with a cigar in his mouth.
August 5, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Obsessed with this man who survived Hurricane Helene with a cigar in his mouth.
Oh and SO MANY HAIR STYLING TOOLS my mom was a hoarder of this stuff
August 2, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Oh and SO MANY HAIR STYLING TOOLS my mom was a hoarder of this stuff
Okay so I found lots of water bottles, a backpack, insulated lunch bag, two toaster ovens, two toasters, a coffee maker, two Keurigs, and a TON of Tupperware / pots and pans / mixing bowls. And also lots of regular plastic cups and glass cups of various sizes.
August 2, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Okay so I found lots of water bottles, a backpack, insulated lunch bag, two toaster ovens, two toasters, a coffee maker, two Keurigs, and a TON of Tupperware / pots and pans / mixing bowls. And also lots of regular plastic cups and glass cups of various sizes.
Found a Facebook marketplace listing, made me think of u
July 13, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Found a Facebook marketplace listing, made me think of u
Today I was Bluey’s handler and I am ashamed of the amount of times I misgendered her.
June 28, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Today I was Bluey’s handler and I am ashamed of the amount of times I misgendered her.
Had to unfriend one of my late mom’s friends for complaining about Bernie being a “self-hating Jew” for not defending Israel in “the worst antisemitic campaign since the Holocaust.” I’m sorry, we have to look at the numbers here. Why are we getting into this mess?
June 22, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Had to unfriend one of my late mom’s friends for complaining about Bernie being a “self-hating Jew” for not defending Israel in “the worst antisemitic campaign since the Holocaust.” I’m sorry, we have to look at the numbers here. Why are we getting into this mess?