My wife and I just laughed at this so hard my sides hurt.

Perfect thing to give my sick kid today. She was getting bored of tv. Thanks for making it!

“Small” is doing all the lifting in the describing that as “a small gouge”

Ohhhhhhh fuuuuuuuuck this guy. Just the fucking worst. Coming for formula? Fuck outta here.

God I was riding Clark this afternoon and they plowed about 150 yards of the bike lane northbound past Irving Park. And then it just ended in a giant pile of snow. Got forced into the car lane.

Get a potion! He’s the best.

I have been waiting all day for the children to be asleep so I can do exactly this.

For best results watch with your dad.