Watched Muppet Christmas Carol last weekend and hearing this in Gonzo’s voice made me snort.
and tiny tim, who was NOT in the epstein files,
December 19, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Watched Muppet Christmas Carol last weekend and hearing this in Gonzo’s voice made me snort.
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My response to anything over the next two weeks
December 18, 2025 at 6:10 PM
My response to anything over the next two weeks
Love this thread. Some very excellent selections.
Our Discorders answered the question, 'what if the games of 2025 were Simpsons stills?' Judge the results for yourself.
December 17, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Love this thread. Some very excellent selections.
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A podcast asked me to record a voice note about my prediction for 2026 and here it is.
December 16, 2025 at 9:57 PM
A podcast asked me to record a voice note about my prediction for 2026 and here it is.
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They used to "laugh and call him names." Now they're all dead
December 14, 2025 at 1:55 PM
They used to "laugh and call him names." Now they're all dead
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Hey Millennials, you should congratulate Gen Alpha on their first successful kill
December 13, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Hey Millennials, you should congratulate Gen Alpha on their first successful kill
This is adorable.
making a tiktok for this game was tricky radiatoryang.itch.io/rainbows
December 12, 2025 at 2:56 PM
This is adorable.
Chicago, baybeeee.
incredible anecdote in one of Phil Jackson’s memoirs: Michael Jordan and the Chicago Bulls accidentally drank *Gaterlode*, a high-carb drink, in an NBA Finals game
“Each of the players, it was estimated, had ingested the equivalent of about twenty baked potatoes.”
Bulls lost the game
“Each of the players, it was estimated, had ingested the equivalent of about twenty baked potatoes.”
Bulls lost the game
December 12, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Chicago, baybeeee.
Never give up on your dreams. You can achieve greatness.
mas é óbvio que ele iria se arriscar pra ir tirar um cochilo no melhor lugar
December 9, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Never give up on your dreams. You can achieve greatness.
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Welcome to the jungle
Our work week's just 4 days
And everyone gets medical
Plus a good 401K
And if you are harrassed
In any way sexually
HR will get on top of that
With confidentiality
In the jungle
Welcome to the jungle
My... My... My employee
Oooh
We hope you will succeed!
*guitar solo*
Our work week's just 4 days
And everyone gets medical
Plus a good 401K
And if you are harrassed
In any way sexually
HR will get on top of that
With confidentiality
In the jungle
Welcome to the jungle
My... My... My employee
Oooh
We hope you will succeed!
*guitar solo*
December 9, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Welcome to the jungle
Our work week's just 4 days
And everyone gets medical
Plus a good 401K
And if you are harrassed
In any way sexually
HR will get on top of that
With confidentiality
In the jungle
Welcome to the jungle
My... My... My employee
Oooh
We hope you will succeed!
*guitar solo*
Our work week's just 4 days
And everyone gets medical
Plus a good 401K
And if you are harrassed
In any way sexually
HR will get on top of that
With confidentiality
In the jungle
Welcome to the jungle
My... My... My employee
Oooh
We hope you will succeed!
*guitar solo*
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Obviously this is impossible because Alan Moore looks like he's genetically a wizard, it's simply impossible to imagine what he would look like as a schoolboy oh there he is.
Spot Alan Moore in his 6th form Northampton Grammar School photo, taken two days before he was expelled
December 2, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Obviously this is impossible because Alan Moore looks like he's genetically a wizard, it's simply impossible to imagine what he would look like as a schoolboy oh there he is.
Well this made me tear up. What a piece about a hell of a song.
Years ago, when I still wrote for SPIN, the great @danielkohn.bsky.social let me write about "A Long December", so of course I wrote a little about death and sadness and choosing to believe things can get better.
www.spin.com/2021/12/a-lo...
www.spin.com/2021/12/a-lo...
‘A Long December’ Always Gives Me Reason to Believe
December is a month of traditions. A myriad religious observances, baked goods, decorations and familial obligations. We all have our conventions, taking time t
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December 1, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Well this made me tear up. What a piece about a hell of a song.
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someone who works at the parking garage underneath Millennium Park has a TikTok 💯💯💯
November 30, 2025 at 5:51 AM
someone who works at the parking garage underneath Millennium Park has a TikTok 💯💯💯
This one made me laugh out loud. I love little slice of life Onions.
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
November 24, 2025 at 9:48 PM
This one made me laugh out loud. I love little slice of life Onions.
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I figured this was gonna get me and this ad still ripped a hole clean through me. Gasped out loud. Remembering it has me tearing up again. Goddamn good job.
Going to end on one of the most beautiful commercials ever made with the reminder and a call to remember the small things. They make a big difference to others.
Love all, help all.
Go Jackets.
Love all, help all.
Go Jackets.
November 21, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I figured this was gonna get me and this ad still ripped a hole clean through me. Gasped out loud. Remembering it has me tearing up again. Goddamn good job.
Dudes rock.
Today is the day to repost this meme about International Men's Day, one of the most unironically wholesome memes that has ever been made.
Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊
Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊
November 20, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Dudes rock.
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40 years ago today the world was introduced to a small boy and his best friend. Happy birthday Calvin & Hobbes.
November 18, 2025 at 6:37 AM
40 years ago today the world was introduced to a small boy and his best friend. Happy birthday Calvin & Hobbes.
This is wild if only because no one in college right now has the slightest clue who Strong Bad is.
The Washington State University Cougar Marching Band freakin' played Trogdor at their halftime show this weekend! And made ME! My husky head finally gets its due! 50 freakin' yards high man!
November 17, 2025 at 5:20 PM
This is wild if only because no one in college right now has the slightest clue who Strong Bad is.
This rules of course but also I love that he regularly does these videos while casually peeling fruit.
This is what ally ship looks like to me.
November 16, 2025 at 7:15 PM
This rules of course but also I love that he regularly does these videos while casually peeling fruit.
Old post offices go hard.
November 15, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Old post offices go hard.
Wise words from a wise man.
I have told y’all time and time again… cavorting with people from Arkansas will ruin your life!!!!!
November 15, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Wise words from a wise man.
Powerful words from The Jove.
here's something i never thought i'd say:
hell. yeah, bon jovi
hell. yeah, bon jovi
November 15, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Powerful words from The Jove.
My wife and I just lost our shit laughing at this after I sent it to her. Crying laughing.
November 15, 2025 at 3:19 AM
My wife and I just lost our shit laughing at this after I sent it to her. Crying laughing.