Sinnamon 🧜🏻♀️
@sinnamonshortcake.bsky.social
She/her/they/them. Bisexual. Plus size & disabled burlesque dancer. Writer. D&D bard. Dogs, Ninja Turtles, mermaids and ice hockey ❤️
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Hello! Will hopefully be more active on here than the Twitter hellsite! If you’re into #burlesque or similar come say hi!
Hands down this might be the best costume I’ve ever done. Note to self though: bring more body tape. Clip in comments.
October 31, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Hands down this might be the best costume I’ve ever done. Note to self though: bring more body tape. Clip in comments.
My ex has asked me to perform in their fundraising show for their top surgery. Like how do I say I don’t perform for free without sounding like an absolute arse? Even if it’s for charity, asking your performers to do it for free really devalues the industry. Exposure doesn’t pay bills
October 28, 2025 at 6:31 PM
My ex has asked me to perform in their fundraising show for their top surgery. Like how do I say I don’t perform for free without sounding like an absolute arse? Even if it’s for charity, asking your performers to do it for free really devalues the industry. Exposure doesn’t pay bills
Clearing out and organising my book shelf in the hopes that it will also clear out and organise the bad day in my brain
October 18, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Clearing out and organising my book shelf in the hopes that it will also clear out and organise the bad day in my brain
Flu jab and Covid jab on the same day in the same arm why do I do this to myself 😂😭
October 15, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Flu jab and Covid jab on the same day in the same arm why do I do this to myself 😂😭
R.I.P my Peugeot 308 🚙 😂 a bajillion things wrong with you over the years and yet it was a bit of rust that has finally forced you onto the scrap heap
October 11, 2025 at 7:48 PM
R.I.P my Peugeot 308 🚙 😂 a bajillion things wrong with you over the years and yet it was a bit of rust that has finally forced you onto the scrap heap
Car has failed its MOT 🙃 say goodbye to the measly contents of my bank account
October 8, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Car has failed its MOT 🙃 say goodbye to the measly contents of my bank account
Overwhelmed much project juggling at work. Car has broken down again and I accidentally let the MOT expire. And my bed is broken and needs replacing. 🙃🙃🙃 blanket, book, cup of tea time it is.
October 6, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Overwhelmed much project juggling at work. Car has broken down again and I accidentally let the MOT expire. And my bed is broken and needs replacing. 🙃🙃🙃 blanket, book, cup of tea time it is.
I will never again deliver a comment as dry as the following exchange during a show with my old burlesque troupe.
Fellow dancer: there are so many naked women here. What would a lesbian do? *derogatory*
Me: we get changed, like the rest of you
Fellow dancer: there are so many naked women here. What would a lesbian do? *derogatory*
Me: we get changed, like the rest of you
October 5, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I will never again deliver a comment as dry as the following exchange during a show with my old burlesque troupe.
Fellow dancer: there are so many naked women here. What would a lesbian do? *derogatory*
Me: we get changed, like the rest of you
Fellow dancer: there are so many naked women here. What would a lesbian do? *derogatory*
Me: we get changed, like the rest of you
Saw this at a festival a couple of weeks ago and I wanted to buy it so bad
September 20, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Saw this at a festival a couple of weeks ago and I wanted to buy it so bad
Chatting to a pretty girl on Instagram I am unkillable
September 17, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Chatting to a pretty girl on Instagram I am unkillable
It is the year 2025 and I’m installing Rollercoaster Tycoon like I’m 12 years old again
August 27, 2025 at 9:36 PM
It is the year 2025 and I’m installing Rollercoaster Tycoon like I’m 12 years old again
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Hi gang! I'm gonna be out of work soon 💔
I'm currently working my 4 week's notice at my awful dayjob & then who knows??
I will likely open commissions again, I'll let you all know when, but in the meantime any Kofi tips are not required but are greatly appreciated, thank you.
ko-fi.com/pastelrake
I'm currently working my 4 week's notice at my awful dayjob & then who knows??
I will likely open commissions again, I'll let you all know when, but in the meantime any Kofi tips are not required but are greatly appreciated, thank you.
ko-fi.com/pastelrake
August 26, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Hi gang! I'm gonna be out of work soon 💔
I'm currently working my 4 week's notice at my awful dayjob & then who knows??
I will likely open commissions again, I'll let you all know when, but in the meantime any Kofi tips are not required but are greatly appreciated, thank you.
ko-fi.com/pastelrake
I'm currently working my 4 week's notice at my awful dayjob & then who knows??
I will likely open commissions again, I'll let you all know when, but in the meantime any Kofi tips are not required but are greatly appreciated, thank you.
ko-fi.com/pastelrake
Steamed yet more punks
August 25, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Steamed yet more punks
Steamed some punks or whatever
August 23, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Steamed some punks or whatever
Just found out I’m going to be on a lineup with 3 big burlesque names and I’m losing it 😂 the imposter syndrome is real
August 10, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Just found out I’m going to be on a lineup with 3 big burlesque names and I’m losing it 😂 the imposter syndrome is real
Me and the bro went to see Rocky Horror 👌🏻
August 9, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Me and the bro went to see Rocky Horror 👌🏻
May or may not have made a Ninja Turtle burlesque routine.
July 23, 2025 at 5:43 PM
May or may not have made a Ninja Turtle burlesque routine.
Wish I could scoop out my eyeballs and rinse them under the cold tap
June 22, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Wish I could scoop out my eyeballs and rinse them under the cold tap
Dreamt I had pet guinea pigs. Was very sad when I woke up and didn’t have any pet guinea pigs.
June 8, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Dreamt I had pet guinea pigs. Was very sad when I woke up and didn’t have any pet guinea pigs.
Just absolutely losing my shit because Joey Batey is doing a book signing in Nottingham
May 30, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Just absolutely losing my shit because Joey Batey is doing a book signing in Nottingham
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Main character energy is OUT, this summer we’re bringing NPC energy. We’re posted up at the bar dropping lore and suggesting side quests. We’re leaning casually near a locked door and saying “I don’t think you have the key for that” when someone tries the handle. We’re staring at a tree.
May 29, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Main character energy is OUT, this summer we’re bringing NPC energy. We’re posted up at the bar dropping lore and suggesting side quests. We’re leaning casually near a locked door and saying “I don’t think you have the key for that” when someone tries the handle. We’re staring at a tree.
Made vegan banana bread to take to dance for its-my-birthday-but-I-will-be-the-one-providing-cake and it slapssss
May 19, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Made vegan banana bread to take to dance for its-my-birthday-but-I-will-be-the-one-providing-cake and it slapssss
Reposted by Sinnamon 🧜🏻♀️
I have no patience for anyone who whines "but HP was my childhood!" anymore. It was mine too, and Rowling took a big diarrhetic shit on it.
Develop some healthy anger for that mold-huffing asshole, drop the HP products, and spite her by loving trans people fiercely.
Develop some healthy anger for that mold-huffing asshole, drop the HP products, and spite her by loving trans people fiercely.
This putrid human is celebrating the decimation of trans rights in the UK. She’s gloating because she helped fund it. She funded it thru money she makes off Harry Potter.
She will continue to do this. It’s her “mission”.
Supporting Harry Potter harms and causes death in my community. Factually.
She will continue to do this. It’s her “mission”.
Supporting Harry Potter harms and causes death in my community. Factually.
April 17, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I have no patience for anyone who whines "but HP was my childhood!" anymore. It was mine too, and Rowling took a big diarrhetic shit on it.
Develop some healthy anger for that mold-huffing asshole, drop the HP products, and spite her by loving trans people fiercely.
Develop some healthy anger for that mold-huffing asshole, drop the HP products, and spite her by loving trans people fiercely.
Made sausage and miso pasta and it slaps so fkn hard I am invincible
April 18, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Made sausage and miso pasta and it slaps so fkn hard I am invincible
I will never date a straight cis man again. Dating a bi, gender questioning man is doing wonders for my self esteem 😂😂
April 17, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I will never date a straight cis man again. Dating a bi, gender questioning man is doing wonders for my self esteem 😂😂