Alex
@siouxdenimes.bsky.social
Tel: +1 (248) 434-5508
I'm the idiot some village is missing.
Here I sit, broken-hearted.
Paid a penny, but only contemplated the graffiti.
These are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
I'm the idiot some village is missing.
Here I sit, broken-hearted.
Paid a penny, but only contemplated the graffiti.
These are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
Rotate Your Owl : animated music video : MrWeebl
YouTube video by Weebl's Stuff
youtu.be
December 12, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Are you looking down on creation?
December 12, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Are you looking down on creation?
These days Notepad has a character count displayed in the status bar.
December 11, 2025 at 11:58 PM
These days Notepad has a character count displayed in the status bar.
Well, obviously. The problem is, how the hell do I drink an entire bottle of booze every single day?
December 10, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Well, obviously. The problem is, how the hell do I drink an entire bottle of booze every single day?
You have caught me out. I am in fact able to tell untruths.
December 10, 2025 at 7:42 PM
You have caught me out. I am in fact able to tell untruths.
Yeah, but I like big butts.
December 10, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Yeah, but I like big butts.
Everyone knows its real name is Bjeam.
December 10, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Everyone knows its real name is Bjeam.
How was it? Are you now sufficiently aware of speed?
No purveyor of illegal narcotics will succeed in palming you off with inferior amphetamines.
No purveyor of illegal narcotics will succeed in palming you off with inferior amphetamines.
December 10, 2025 at 6:34 PM
How was it? Are you now sufficiently aware of speed?
No purveyor of illegal narcotics will succeed in palming you off with inferior amphetamines.
No purveyor of illegal narcotics will succeed in palming you off with inferior amphetamines.
Get yourself a set of these:
December 10, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Get yourself a set of these:
You'd prefer 50-year-old stupid adults doing them? I would, but my reflexes aren't what they once were, and it takes my aging, decrepit body longer to recover from physical exertion these days.
December 10, 2025 at 3:35 PM
You'd prefer 50-year-old stupid adults doing them? I would, but my reflexes aren't what they once were, and it takes my aging, decrepit body longer to recover from physical exertion these days.
I didn't have "move to Nuneaton" on today's bingo card.
Looks like I'm about to get a new address. Housewarming invitations to follow soon.
Looks like I'm about to get a new address. Housewarming invitations to follow soon.
December 10, 2025 at 12:41 PM
I didn't have "move to Nuneaton" on today's bingo card.
Looks like I'm about to get a new address. Housewarming invitations to follow soon.
Looks like I'm about to get a new address. Housewarming invitations to follow soon.
That joke fell flat.
December 9, 2025 at 7:48 PM
That joke fell flat.
Welcome back, Samuel Johnson.
December 9, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Welcome back, Samuel Johnson.
I'm probably overdue for my next morning in school, frankly.
December 9, 2025 at 8:59 AM
I'm probably overdue for my next morning in school, frankly.
This baffles me. They always seem in such a rush to take my order and bring the food, but never in a rush for the part of the transaction which is probably the most important to them: extracting money from me for the work they’ve already done. I mean, surely that’s the time to be hovering nearby.
December 8, 2025 at 5:50 PM
This baffles me. They always seem in such a rush to take my order and bring the food, but never in a rush for the part of the transaction which is probably the most important to them: extracting money from me for the work they’ve already done. I mean, surely that’s the time to be hovering nearby.
I have been to both. It's a close-run thing.
December 8, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I have been to both. It's a close-run thing.
My sympathies.
I currently intend to be there so I can share in the misery.
If I’m lucky, I might still be unwell and unable to come along.
I currently intend to be there so I can share in the misery.
If I’m lucky, I might still be unwell and unable to come along.
December 8, 2025 at 2:14 PM
My sympathies.
I currently intend to be there so I can share in the misery.
If I’m lucky, I might still be unwell and unable to come along.
I currently intend to be there so I can share in the misery.
If I’m lucky, I might still be unwell and unable to come along.
I've have thought you'd have been right on board with the idea of stretching 4 minutes to an hour...
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December 8, 2025 at 7:40 AM
I've have thought you'd have been right on board with the idea of stretching 4 minutes to an hour...
spray.bandcamp.com/track/the-bi...
spray.bandcamp.com/track/the-bi...
Ghosts of Christmas past, present, and future?
Y’know, the title was right there…
A Christmas Cuckold!
Y’know, the title was right there…
A Christmas Cuckold!
December 7, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Ghosts of Christmas past, present, and future?
Y’know, the title was right there…
A Christmas Cuckold!
Y’know, the title was right there…
A Christmas Cuckold!
Is the film told from the perspective of the chair, or of the occupant of the chair?
December 7, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Is the film told from the perspective of the chair, or of the occupant of the chair?
I must confess to some envy.
A lot of envy.
A lot of envy.
December 7, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I must confess to some envy.
A lot of envy.
A lot of envy.
