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Alex
@siouxdenimes.bsky.social
76 followers 130 following 1.5K posts
Tel: +1 (248) 434-5508 I'm the idiot some village is missing. Here I sit, broken-hearted. Paid a penny, but only contemplated the graffiti. These are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
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Alex @siouxdenimes.bsky.social · 53m
In Sheffield for tonight’s magnificence.

Fortifying myself with a medically inadvisable quantity of tapas. If I explode during the gig you’ll know why.
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SPRAY @spraypopmusic.com · 8h
A snippet of Pink Pony Club from last night in Manchester. TONIGHT, Sheffield, tomorrow Todmorden.

snd.click/@sprayontour
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Alex @siouxdenimes.bsky.social · 57m
Ouch. I did the 60 miles from home to Sheffield in 90 min. I feel your pain.
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Alex @siouxdenimes.bsky.social · 17h
Very good to meet you. ‘Twas a cracking show.
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Alex @siouxdenimes.bsky.social · 1d
Who, Robert Jordan? Of course not, he’s dead.
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AmeriKraut @inchargeofthegirls.bsky.social · 1d
sherman, for the love of god!
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Alex @siouxdenimes.bsky.social · 1d
Dear Fesshole,

I used to think that your submissions were all figments of your readers' imaginations, and never thought I'd have one of my own.

Imagine my surprise when...
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Alex @siouxdenimes.bsky.social · 1d
This is Fesshole. It’d collapse if spouses actually talked to each other.
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Alex @siouxdenimes.bsky.social · 1d
No, there are never any adverse effects from non-payment of debts. Anyone who claims otherwise is hallucinating.
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Alex @siouxdenimes.bsky.social · 1d
Christ almighty, how many different parking apps do we need? I've got PayByPhone, Ringo, APCOA, JustPark, MiPermit, NCP, YourParkingSpace... and now ParkBunny? Good grief!

Can't we just have one sane payment/booking method for all car parks nationwide?

Fuck, I'm sending this to AnonOpin.
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Alex @siouxdenimes.bsky.social · 1d
Good Lord. And I thought a C-note to see them at the Royal Albert Hall in 2017 was expensive!
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Alex @siouxdenimes.bsky.social · 1d
"Sacculi non vacuae sunt, consobrine."
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Alex @siouxdenimes.bsky.social · 1d
You’ll be in good company, right @spraypopmusic.com? 😜
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Alex @siouxdenimes.bsky.social · 1d
Familia est omnia.
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Alex @siouxdenimes.bsky.social · 1d
How much spare cash do you think Bob Holness had lying around?
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Alex @siouxdenimes.bsky.social · 1d
That's just what they want you to think.
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Alex @siouxdenimes.bsky.social · 1d
Me: There should be a National CB Radio Day. For laughs, it should be on 4th October, because Americans always get the date the wrong way round.

Google: There is already a National CB Radio Day, and it is indeed on 4th October. You're late to the party, bub.
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Alex @siouxdenimes.bsky.social · 1d
Weeeeeeee! It's @spraypopmusic.com day today!
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Alex @siouxdenimes.bsky.social · 1d
Hurrah!
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Alex @siouxdenimes.bsky.social · 1d
@gtkarber.bsky.social The big cement cube's prepositions are still in need of repair:
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Alex @siouxdenimes.bsky.social · 2d
We need another gig in a church. I've got money on whether or not you burst into flames this time.
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Alex @siouxdenimes.bsky.social · 2d
À propos of not much in particular...

spray.bandcamp.com/track/bounci...
Bouncing Through Life (extended mix), by Ricardo Autobahn
from the album Interrobang
spray.bandcamp.com
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Alex @siouxdenimes.bsky.social · 2d
Sometimes I wonder if there’s a difference.
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Alex @siouxdenimes.bsky.social · 2d
Doesn’t she have an heir to peg?
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Alex @siouxdenimes.bsky.social · 2d
What a ridiculous notion. My job depends on people being stupid enough to connect anything and everything to the Internet and barely give security a passing thought. If people were sensible I’d be unemployed.
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Alex @siouxdenimes.bsky.social · 2d
Gothmas is only a few short weeks away…

“The only carol that I’ll ever sing raises from the grave unspeakable things…”

banoffeesound.bandcamp.com/track/christ...
Christmas Isn't Halloween (radio edit), by Ricardo Autobahn
from the album Christmas Isn't Halloween
banoffeesound.bandcamp.com
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