Dwight Schrute
@sirbrianoftx.bsky.social
Assistant Regional Manager at Dunder Mifflin Paper Company. I am proficient in karate and could easily physically dominate you.
That guy needs to watch a how to video on how to make a how to video.
January 20, 2026 at 5:15 PM
That guy needs to watch a how to video on how to make a how to video.
I'll bet that room smelled of shit and insanity.
January 20, 2026 at 4:03 PM
I'll bet that room smelled of shit and insanity.
He was worried about his phone! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
January 20, 2026 at 11:27 AM
He was worried about his phone! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm kind of surprised actually. I thought declaring war on every United States city and every single country on Earth would lead to a booming US economy. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Who knew!?
Who knew!?
January 20, 2026 at 11:23 AM
I'm kind of surprised actually. I thought declaring war on every United States city and every single country on Earth would lead to a booming US economy. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Who knew!?
Who knew!?
I like how they had to dramatically spread the cash out to look like a lot of money. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
a baby in a car seat is holding a stack of money
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January 20, 2026 at 12:45 AM
I like how they had to dramatically spread the cash out to look like a lot of money. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm convinced there's an agreement with chip clip manufacturers. The one's randomly hanging in every other aisle. They're in on it. 😆
January 19, 2026 at 11:49 PM
I'm convinced there's an agreement with chip clip manufacturers. The one's randomly hanging in every other aisle. They're in on it. 😆
Here's the challenge: Bird's Eye brand frozen broccoli florets. Open it, reseal it.
Not. Happening. Actually considering legal action.
Not. Happening. Actually considering legal action.
January 19, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Here's the challenge: Bird's Eye brand frozen broccoli florets. Open it, reseal it.
Not. Happening. Actually considering legal action.
Not. Happening. Actually considering legal action.
In high school I played football and my best friend had an injury and when he would ask the trainer for some ice with his West Texas accent it sounded like "Can I get some ass" instead of ice. 🤣🤣
January 19, 2026 at 4:32 PM
In high school I played football and my best friend had an injury and when he would ask the trainer for some ice with his West Texas accent it sounded like "Can I get some ass" instead of ice. 🤣🤣
This is a headline that you would only see in a 3rd world declining State.
Oh wait...
Oh wait...
January 19, 2026 at 11:16 AM
This is a headline that you would only see in a 3rd world declining State.
Oh wait...
Oh wait...
That's the new bar in 2026. We're so Great again! 🤣
January 19, 2026 at 11:14 AM
That's the new bar in 2026. We're so Great again! 🤣
Me personally, I would tax the trillionaire and the billionaires.
a man sits at a desk with a sign that says smoking on it
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January 19, 2026 at 11:09 AM
Me personally, I would tax the trillionaire and the billionaires.
Worse for me, I've been on the Cowboys plane for over 30 years. 🤣🤣
January 19, 2026 at 10:58 AM
Worse for me, I've been on the Cowboys plane for over 30 years. 🤣🤣
China will clinch every race. The United States is voluntarily choosing to retreat back to the Stone ages.
a cartoon of a car with the words yabba dabba doo on it
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January 18, 2026 at 12:14 PM
China will clinch every race. The United States is voluntarily choosing to retreat back to the Stone ages.