2000 SCC 69 enjoyer
@sirilyan.com
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Self-indulgent and city-centric.
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Note this happened *immediately* after the police told Council the answer is not more police in the subway,
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Councillor Holyday moves for the crisis service to post data on the Open Data Portal. He also moves for a report on putting more police officers on the TTC.
sirilyan.com
This is, quite literally, what peak performance looks like.
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Come on, academy, give him a him.
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Me, using a moon tarot in Balatro: she should be in the clubs
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You’re booked for Riyadh! Do you have any material about airplane food?
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Can’t even make jokes about women drivers because genders and woke. The only survivors in this barren wasteland are liberals and Carrot Top.
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Correcting myself: “got past” could imply he didn’t submit his full routine to review by these censors. He obviously did send them the whole thing, and they obviously thought there was no worry of excessive free speech.
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Of course it went over well. It got past the censors who decided whether he was allowed onstage in the first place. He was sufficiently inoffensive to his audience, and got paid well for it.
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I’m glad to learn that K=0.5mv^2 has been repealed if a road is really, really wide. Might be dangerous to get hit at 51 klicks otherwise!
graphicmatt.com
"In some locations, we've made the speed limit ridiculously low," says Burnside, explaining why he wants a review. "Going 65 on Avenue Road? That's a problem. Going 51? I'm not so sure."
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You are being a famed liar, and know it. Children need to keep themselves safe to be themselves. You are finding nothing but loopholes to say that, no, they should put themselves at risk of abuse.

I will pray for your soul, because it needs it.
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So you agree that making people *criminals* for being safe for a scared child to talk to is bad! Great! Then we are done here.
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"decentralized" means that you no longer have to rely on a large, complex system run by a few unreachable elites! instead, you get to rely on one guy who has to leave his computer on all day, and will never abuse his tiny amount of power
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I can blame them, and do. They made an environment where their child is terrified of telling them one of the most fundamental about themselves, to the point people want it to *be a crime* for someone else to know first. They can feel bad about it, and then work on their problems to fix it.
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Remember that you are also colossally successful to people who have not worked as hard as you have. Someday a comic will be terrified of disappointing Mark Watson. (That is a lie. Probably someone already has.)
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You need to *read* to realize you’re not a nice person? Sounds like a skill issue.
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“But what if,” ask the worst Democrats in the country, “that persuaded someone who’ll never vote for us… to vote for us?”
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You may ask: is the phrase “noticing patterns” commonly used as an antisemitic dog whistle?

The answer will not surprise you.
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There are people trying to start a “louvre is the same as Libs of TikTok” narrative.

seeing an innocent person targeted mentioned and then doxing them and getting them fired is the same thing as watching someone get clowned on and then *not* doxing them and getting them fired.
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Where phrases work, “this is a distraction from” would probably produce 0% false positives.
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I remember wondering how I’d keep up with almost four dozen messages a day, per site, on as many as ten sites, newsgroups, and mailing lists.
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This is why I specifically use the phrase “machine learning” when I mean “technology that doesn’t drain a lake to draw a catgirl with seven-fingered hands”. It’s an accurate term, and also not poisoned in the discourse.
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Congratulations to the Newsom fandom on finding someone whose best activity on this file is sitting on his hands.
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Gavin Newsom vetoes gender education bill, declines to sign other trans protections - buff.ly/MTUAV85
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@thelouvreof.bsky.social did I just commission a piece I don’t even know anymore
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Grass like on a football field? I think you mean more like touch paper (the paper is the Epstein files which are being touched during releasing them).