Jer Constable
sirjer.bsky.social
Jer Constable
@sirjer.bsky.social
A bit snarky - a bit weird.
My favorite use of AI: hiding my true thoughts through grandiloquence
August 22, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Ok, but why does Jesus look like mom's new boyfriend who you heard telling your little sister not to tell anyone their little secret or she'll get in trouble
July 5, 2025 at 2:21 PM
In this module you will learn
Le latte aux épices de citrouille
Vente pyramidale
And
Bière artisanale
June 18, 2025 at 12:48 PM
I see this and the kid stocking them says "I'm not Jewish, but this gives me kid boiled in mother's milk vibes, and I'm pretty sure that's not kosher"
Way better than my "I heard you like Oreos, so we put Oreos in your Oreos" joke.
May 10, 2025 at 1:39 PM
A lot going on here
May 7, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Choices were made
April 25, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Some reporter must have discovered the culling song in a book of poems and rhymes.
April 10, 2025 at 12:25 PM
I'm torn between "John Carpenter presents Eat, Slay, Play" and "from the minds of RuPaul and Guy Fieri comes"Eat, Slay, Play"
March 28, 2025 at 12:24 PM
YouTube recommendations being pretty brutal
December 2, 2024 at 11:55 PM
I don't think I need Uncle Roger to know that this ratio is off by a bit.
August 12, 2024 at 9:19 PM
Another classic
June 13, 2024 at 7:09 PM
One of my favorite things is when YouTube Music shows the wrong album art.
June 13, 2024 at 7:05 PM
If I was told that a significant part of my day would end up being pointless meetings, I would have taken up floristry.
June 7, 2024 at 1:46 PM
June 3, 2024 at 6:54 PM
I've never been good at naming characters, so I figure I could Leverage names from shows with a cult following
May 4, 2024 at 6:11 PM
April 8, 2024 at 6:13 PM
March 11, 2024 at 10:54 PM
Just call it "Designer Vintage" and sell it for a few hundred dollars.
March 10, 2024 at 2:33 PM
A prosciutto - parmesan swirl bun. The wifely-one and I ate at Gordon Ramsay's Steak and these were served with the bread course. I spent years trying to figure it out, and I think I got pretty close.
March 1, 2024 at 9:05 PM
Oof, that's a lot of pressure
February 27, 2024 at 11:53 PM
February 11, 2024 at 7:03 PM