My favorite use of AI: hiding my true thoughts through grandiloquence
August 22, 2025 at 6:26 PM
My favorite use of AI: hiding my true thoughts through grandiloquence
Ok, but why does Jesus look like mom's new boyfriend who you heard telling your little sister not to tell anyone their little secret or she'll get in trouble
July 5, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Ok, but why does Jesus look like mom's new boyfriend who you heard telling your little sister not to tell anyone their little secret or she'll get in trouble
In this module you will learn
Le latte aux épices de citrouille
Vente pyramidale
And
Bière artisanale
Le latte aux épices de citrouille
Vente pyramidale
And
Bière artisanale
June 18, 2025 at 12:48 PM
In this module you will learn
Le latte aux épices de citrouille
Vente pyramidale
And
Bière artisanale
Le latte aux épices de citrouille
Vente pyramidale
And
Bière artisanale
Lady comes up to me in the parking lot of the grocery store yelling that Democrats are violent anarchists that are committing genocide against white Christians.
So that was my morning.
So that was my morning.
June 14, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Lady comes up to me in the parking lot of the grocery store yelling that Democrats are violent anarchists that are committing genocide against white Christians.
So that was my morning.
So that was my morning.
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Are we great yet?
June 6, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Are we great yet?
Said in a meeting "he's two rosters playing Johnny Cash on a broken guitar." I like it, it has a Southern folksy charm to it.
I wanna know why folksy idioms seem to only be a Southern thing. Where are the sciencey idioms? Why isn't there anyone saying "he's about as useful as a gallium saucier"?
I wanna know why folksy idioms seem to only be a Southern thing. Where are the sciencey idioms? Why isn't there anyone saying "he's about as useful as a gallium saucier"?
June 4, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Said in a meeting "he's two rosters playing Johnny Cash on a broken guitar." I like it, it has a Southern folksy charm to it.
I wanna know why folksy idioms seem to only be a Southern thing. Where are the sciencey idioms? Why isn't there anyone saying "he's about as useful as a gallium saucier"?
I wanna know why folksy idioms seem to only be a Southern thing. Where are the sciencey idioms? Why isn't there anyone saying "he's about as useful as a gallium saucier"?
I see this and the kid stocking them says "I'm not Jewish, but this gives me kid boiled in mother's milk vibes, and I'm pretty sure that's not kosher"
Way better than my "I heard you like Oreos, so we put Oreos in your Oreos" joke.
Way better than my "I heard you like Oreos, so we put Oreos in your Oreos" joke.
May 10, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I see this and the kid stocking them says "I'm not Jewish, but this gives me kid boiled in mother's milk vibes, and I'm pretty sure that's not kosher"
Way better than my "I heard you like Oreos, so we put Oreos in your Oreos" joke.
Way better than my "I heard you like Oreos, so we put Oreos in your Oreos" joke.
My recent obnoxious old man yells at cloud moment:
People: Clair Obscur needs a mini map!
Me: back in my day you made your own damn maps! And if you were fancy you had a secret color coded thing that you didn't tell anyone because dammit, your friends should make their own!
People: Clair Obscur needs a mini map!
Me: back in my day you made your own damn maps! And if you were fancy you had a secret color coded thing that you didn't tell anyone because dammit, your friends should make their own!
May 7, 2025 at 6:33 PM
My recent obnoxious old man yells at cloud moment:
People: Clair Obscur needs a mini map!
Me: back in my day you made your own damn maps! And if you were fancy you had a secret color coded thing that you didn't tell anyone because dammit, your friends should make their own!
People: Clair Obscur needs a mini map!
Me: back in my day you made your own damn maps! And if you were fancy you had a secret color coded thing that you didn't tell anyone because dammit, your friends should make their own!
I'm now getting unsolicited offers for my house on my work phone.
Lovely.
Lovely.
May 2, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I'm now getting unsolicited offers for my house on my work phone.
Lovely.
Lovely.
Chuck E. Cheese is having a secret love affair with the Chick Fil A cow.
May 2, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Chuck E. Cheese is having a secret love affair with the Chick Fil A cow.
KP declares herself pope.
Cardinals elect a different pope.
Czechia is ordered to not take sides.
Thus starts the Hussy wars.
Cardinals elect a different pope.
Czechia is ordered to not take sides.
Thus starts the Hussy wars.
April 25, 2025 at 8:31 PM
KP declares herself pope.
Cardinals elect a different pope.
Czechia is ordered to not take sides.
Thus starts the Hussy wars.
Cardinals elect a different pope.
Czechia is ordered to not take sides.
Thus starts the Hussy wars.
Whenever I'm driving and someone gets aggressive, drives 90 in a 60, or has an obnoxiously loud car I say to myself in the most twee voice imaginable "oh wow, you're so brave."
I know they can't hear me, but it makes me feel better.
I know they can't hear me, but it makes me feel better.
April 25, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Whenever I'm driving and someone gets aggressive, drives 90 in a 60, or has an obnoxiously loud car I say to myself in the most twee voice imaginable "oh wow, you're so brave."
I know they can't hear me, but it makes me feel better.
I know they can't hear me, but it makes me feel better.
Log out of teams, log out of your work computer, leave the office, move to a small French monastery, lead an examined life... Log back in and set an away message, log back out, return to priestly beer making.
April 10, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Log out of teams, log out of your work computer, leave the office, move to a small French monastery, lead an examined life... Log back in and set an away message, log back out, return to priestly beer making.
Some reporter must have discovered the culling song in a book of poems and rhymes.
April 10, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Some reporter must have discovered the culling song in a book of poems and rhymes.
I'm torn between "John Carpenter presents Eat, Slay, Play" and "from the minds of RuPaul and Guy Fieri comes"Eat, Slay, Play"
March 28, 2025 at 12:24 PM
I'm torn between "John Carpenter presents Eat, Slay, Play" and "from the minds of RuPaul and Guy Fieri comes"Eat, Slay, Play"
Just saw a group of 5 cosplaying various anime characters sit down in a grocery store cafe, and tuck in to a whole ass 8 in cake.
They didn't even slice it, just fork-shovel-eat.
Must be convention season.
They didn't even slice it, just fork-shovel-eat.
Must be convention season.
March 21, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Just saw a group of 5 cosplaying various anime characters sit down in a grocery store cafe, and tuck in to a whole ass 8 in cake.
They didn't even slice it, just fork-shovel-eat.
Must be convention season.
They didn't even slice it, just fork-shovel-eat.
Must be convention season.
This morning a homeless girl offered $20 to drive her and her dog to an ER. I was already running late for work so I apologized and left. I felt terrible saying no, but do I feel bad because of empathy, or because I think she was secretly a witch who is going to curse me.
January 23, 2025 at 1:52 PM
This morning a homeless girl offered $20 to drive her and her dog to an ER. I was already running late for work so I apologized and left. I felt terrible saying no, but do I feel bad because of empathy, or because I think she was secretly a witch who is going to curse me.
Reposted by Jer Constable
If Mary Shelley could write Frankenstein with Lord Byron swanning around slamming cocaine wine in the background then I can get my work done today
February 8, 2024 at 2:15 PM
If Mary Shelley could write Frankenstein with Lord Byron swanning around slamming cocaine wine in the background then I can get my work done today
YouTube recommendations being pretty brutal
December 2, 2024 at 11:55 PM
YouTube recommendations being pretty brutal
If you are planning on calling out from work for a made up reason, might I suggest calling out with sphenopalatine ganglioneuralgia.
Sounds serious, sounds contagious, and as long as you don't put it in writing, they can't look it up.
Sounds serious, sounds contagious, and as long as you don't put it in writing, they can't look it up.
November 26, 2024 at 6:36 PM
If you are planning on calling out from work for a made up reason, might I suggest calling out with sphenopalatine ganglioneuralgia.
Sounds serious, sounds contagious, and as long as you don't put it in writing, they can't look it up.
Sounds serious, sounds contagious, and as long as you don't put it in writing, they can't look it up.
Meant to say "have a good one," but instead said "you're a good one." You know, like a psychopath compiling a list.
November 19, 2024 at 5:43 PM
Meant to say "have a good one," but instead said "you're a good one." You know, like a psychopath compiling a list.
I never thought I'd be told that the training documents are too easy for people to understand, and need to be rewritten so that's easier for AI to parse.
September 25, 2024 at 5:19 PM
I never thought I'd be told that the training documents are too easy for people to understand, and need to be rewritten so that's easier for AI to parse.
Me, every time I'm leaving Edinburgh
a man in a suit and tie says " i don t want to go "
Alt: David Tennant as the Doctor (From Doctor Who) saying "I don't want to go"
media.tenor.com
August 16, 2024 at 2:57 PM
Me, every time I'm leaving Edinburgh