Sirprised
@sirprised.bsky.social
It would be worth the kuru risk*
*I'm over 40 & this at the "f'ck it!" Stage of my life
*I'm over 40 & this at the "f'ck it!" Stage of my life
February 11, 2026 at 4:23 PM
It would be worth the kuru risk*
*I'm over 40 & this at the "f'ck it!" Stage of my life
*I'm over 40 & this at the "f'ck it!" Stage of my life
Did the cop report it at the time?
February 11, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Did the cop report it at the time?
metal on teeth sounds
Ro ranyray oi cees, "knot wellst U'vv gote yor han'd t'in mi moo-th!"*
*
So anyway I says "not whilst you've got your hand in my mouth!"
Yes you're dentist is fluent is Babble:)
Ro ranyray oi cees, "knot wellst U'vv gote yor han'd t'in mi moo-th!"*
*
So anyway I says "not whilst you've got your hand in my mouth!"
Yes you're dentist is fluent is Babble:)
February 11, 2026 at 3:27 PM
metal on teeth sounds
Ro ranyray oi cees, "knot wellst U'vv gote yor han'd t'in mi moo-th!"*
*
So anyway I says "not whilst you've got your hand in my mouth!"
Yes you're dentist is fluent is Babble:)
Ro ranyray oi cees, "knot wellst U'vv gote yor han'd t'in mi moo-th!"*
*
So anyway I says "not whilst you've got your hand in my mouth!"
Yes you're dentist is fluent is Babble:)
37 takes and that was the best wink 😉
February 11, 2026 at 3:20 PM
37 takes and that was the best wink 😉
Are labour left wing anymore?
Centre/right for most of my life at best*
*Just my opinion!
Centre/right for most of my life at best*
*Just my opinion!
February 11, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Are labour left wing anymore?
Centre/right for most of my life at best*
*Just my opinion!
Centre/right for most of my life at best*
*Just my opinion!
🖖* is officially smut now
*WE ALL KNEW THIS!
*WE ALL KNEW THIS!
February 11, 2026 at 10:30 AM
🖖* is officially smut now
*WE ALL KNEW THIS!
*WE ALL KNEW THIS!
They keep making Star Trek shows & none of them are set during the Lost Era FFS! 😡*
*Excelsior is my favourite ship & Sulu is probably* my favourite Cpt'n:)
* Contends with Boimler;)
*Excelsior is my favourite ship & Sulu is probably* my favourite Cpt'n:)
* Contends with Boimler;)
February 11, 2026 at 10:27 AM
They keep making Star Trek shows & none of them are set during the Lost Era FFS! 😡*
*Excelsior is my favourite ship & Sulu is probably* my favourite Cpt'n:)
* Contends with Boimler;)
*Excelsior is my favourite ship & Sulu is probably* my favourite Cpt'n:)
* Contends with Boimler;)
Mr Forbes to Mr Spotify
two cartoon characters are sitting next to each other and one of them is saying " uh no they 're saying "
ALT: two cartoon characters are sitting next to each other and one of them is saying " uh no they 're saying "
media.tenor.com
February 11, 2026 at 10:23 AM
Mr Forbes to Mr Spotify
Abolish the monarchy*
*I'm 🏴🇬🇧
*I'm 🏴🇬🇧
February 11, 2026 at 10:00 AM
Abolish the monarchy*
*I'm 🏴🇬🇧
*I'm 🏴🇬🇧