HEY DONNIE YOUR FONT IS SMALLER THAN JFK’s, and the kerning on yours sucks

Sorry for not being sufficiently nuanced etc but I really can’t be arsed. This is a nonsense account on a social media website.

I used to have a colleague who would reply with ‘RTFM’ if I asked about some issue he was expert on. He was a prize twat.

Oh, and a happy Christmas everyone

I’ve always assumed 90% of church goers feel this way, whether or not the admit it to themselves. The bible is a fairy story written by man.

Many thanks sip sip

Imagine using a fairy tale as the basis for your entire philosophy

In practical terms it’s terrible advice though. Should be over 18s only song.

I am the Truman Show producer you speak of. The audience response when you say his name is huge so please keep doing it. Can’t say if he’ll return, but you’re scheduled to have an interesting encounter with a new handsome stranger. Keep your eyes peeled for a 6ft hunk on the back of a white horse.

Like the idea but you’re well wide of the mark dissing 8.

And 2 is the absolute king ffs.

Been listening to this LP again after a very long break. It’s an outstanding LP. Consistently good tunes.

My eldest (20) asked for a digital camera for Xmas. I told her she already had one on her phone. Nope - she wanted the hassle of having an additional device doing something she could already easily do. Apparently digital cameras are all the rage at the moment. She’ll break/lose it by Easter.

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Took you 30 years?

Turn up with a bag of clubs and a bucket of swagger and expect to win in Aus.

A number of outstanding tunes on that label

And of course

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Was such a big time. Always went hand in hand with this one for me

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You’re spot on that is the mix