Sir Ted Trumpet
@sirtedtrumpet.bsky.social
Music, Somerset cricket, and other stuff
The twelve most terrifying words in the English language are “Trump urges Iranians to keep protesting saying 'help is on its way'.
January 13, 2026 at 9:13 PM
The twelve most terrifying words in the English language are “Trump urges Iranians to keep protesting saying 'help is on its way'.
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Who thought that Twitter could get even grubbier than it already was? Was such fun years ago.
January 5, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Who thought that Twitter could get even grubbier than it already was? Was such fun years ago.
Reminder: The US President is a paedophile.
January 5, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Reminder: The US President is a paedophile.
“Well bang goes our plans for a romantic getaway in Caracas x”
January 4, 2026 at 12:10 AM
“Well bang goes our plans for a romantic getaway in Caracas x”
One good thing…. my dad and I finally have some common ground: Trump is a dangerous idiot.
January 3, 2026 at 7:39 PM
One good thing…. my dad and I finally have some common ground: Trump is a dangerous idiot.
One year ago Nicolás Maduro stole Venezuela’s election and entrenched his power by jailing and killing those who opposed him.
Perhaps Trump just wants to compare notes with him.
Perhaps Trump just wants to compare notes with him.
January 3, 2026 at 11:36 AM
One year ago Nicolás Maduro stole Venezuela’s election and entrenched his power by jailing and killing those who opposed him.
Perhaps Trump just wants to compare notes with him.
Perhaps Trump just wants to compare notes with him.
Fuck me American voters; I hope those eggs are ice and cheap
January 3, 2026 at 11:00 AM
Fuck me American voters; I hope those eggs are ice and cheap
@petefowlerart.bsky.social Dear Sir, please find attached. I am a Seahawks super-fan. Do I get a prize? ps I do love your music
December 18, 2025 at 1:38 PM
@petefowlerart.bsky.social Dear Sir, please find attached. I am a Seahawks super-fan. Do I get a prize? ps I do love your music
Why do people say ‘obligated’?
What’s wrong with ‘obliged’?
What’s wrong with ‘obliged’?
December 17, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Why do people say ‘obligated’?
What’s wrong with ‘obliged’?
What’s wrong with ‘obliged’?
TANKER WANKERS
Video shows US forces seizing oil tanker off Venezuelan coast
Video shows US forces seizing oil tanker off Venezuelan coast
Video shows US authorities landing on the tanker from a helicopter
www.irishtimes.com
December 11, 2025 at 12:54 PM
TANKER WANKERS
"Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars, LOTR, or Marvel."
December 8, 2025 at 7:57 PM
"Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars, LOTR, or Marvel."
Bazball is the brexit of cricket
December 7, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Bazball is the brexit of cricket
If England men’s cricket team were a Formula 1 driver, they wouldn’t bother using a brake, and when they spun off at the first corner they’d get a slap on the back and a lol from rob key, and a lift on his golf buggy to the 19th. #Ashes
December 6, 2025 at 4:01 PM
If England men’s cricket team were a Formula 1 driver, they wouldn’t bother using a brake, and when they spun off at the first corner they’d get a slap on the back and a lol from rob key, and a lift on his golf buggy to the 19th. #Ashes
The ‘lack of prep’ argument is a red herring. There’s no amount of first class prep games that would have corrected the attitudes of these England players #Ashes
December 6, 2025 at 11:52 AM
The ‘lack of prep’ argument is a red herring. There’s no amount of first class prep games that would have corrected the attitudes of these England players #Ashes
I'm now remembering how tiring the pre-series #ashes posturing can get. I'm finding the whole "Eng haven't prepared enough" argument to be utterly draining and pointless. Just want the thing to start now.
November 12, 2025 at 10:24 AM
I'm now remembering how tiring the pre-series #ashes posturing can get. I'm finding the whole "Eng haven't prepared enough" argument to be utterly draining and pointless. Just want the thing to start now.
If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
November 8, 2025 at 10:15 AM
If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
The more I hear English pundits claim England are going to win the Ashes because Cummins might not play much, the closer I get to the conclusion that England are going to get thrashed.
October 23, 2025 at 12:46 PM
The more I hear English pundits claim England are going to win the Ashes because Cummins might not play much, the closer I get to the conclusion that England are going to get thrashed.
Someone please explain this headline to me.
October 19, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Someone please explain this headline to me.
Wouldn’t it be amazing if this march in the US actually became a pivot for change
October 18, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Wouldn’t it be amazing if this march in the US actually became a pivot for change
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Ideally, Maccabi Tel Aviv supporters should be allowed to come to Aston Villa and when they arrive at the stadium they find all their seats are occupied.
October 17, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Ideally, Maccabi Tel Aviv supporters should be allowed to come to Aston Villa and when they arrive at the stadium they find all their seats are occupied.
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Post this everywhere‼️
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RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES
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RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES
October 10, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Post this everywhere‼️
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RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES
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RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES
WAR IS PEACE
Hegseth: "As history teaches us, the only people who actually deserve peace and those who are willing to wage war to defend it. That's why pacifism is so naive and dangerous."
September 30, 2025 at 6:06 PM
WAR IS PEACE