Evey
@sisterofash.bsky.social
Non-practicing insomniac | horror novelist | wife girl
Metroid Prime 4 is such an interesting game. It feels so empty and generic but it’s very shiny and crisp. The world design—the areas and how they connect—feel like you got high and keep regaining consciousness at random intervals. Not cohesive. But it’s also all just a straight line
December 26, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Metroid Prime 4 is such an interesting game. It feels so empty and generic but it’s very shiny and crisp. The world design—the areas and how they connect—feel like you got high and keep regaining consciousness at random intervals. Not cohesive. But it’s also all just a straight line
I don’t know if two items have ever summed me up more as a person
December 26, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I don’t know if two items have ever summed me up more as a person
Pluribus season finale broke my heart at least 3 times
December 24, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Pluribus season finale broke my heart at least 3 times
Millennials and their sundry catechisms
December 21, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Millennials and their sundry catechisms
Me: stressed about tomorrow
My brain: oh, perhaps a dream about getting stalked in the darkness by actual Satan might cheer you up?
My brain: oh, perhaps a dream about getting stalked in the darkness by actual Satan might cheer you up?
December 20, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Me: stressed about tomorrow
My brain: oh, perhaps a dream about getting stalked in the darkness by actual Satan might cheer you up?
My brain: oh, perhaps a dream about getting stalked in the darkness by actual Satan might cheer you up?
And what is a director’s commentary of Alien, Gladiator, Prometheus, or Blade Runner, if not Meta Ridley?
December 19, 2025 at 11:19 PM
And what is a director’s commentary of Alien, Gladiator, Prometheus, or Blade Runner, if not Meta Ridley?
If I had a nickel for every time Stephen King referenced Rodan out of the blue, I probably wouldn’t have a dollar but I’d have way more than five centsl
December 19, 2025 at 8:07 AM
If I had a nickel for every time Stephen King referenced Rodan out of the blue, I probably wouldn’t have a dollar but I’d have way more than five centsl
And just like that, I belong to me.
December 12, 2025 at 10:57 PM
And just like that, I belong to me.
A meal at costco could fix me
December 11, 2025 at 10:22 PM
A meal at costco could fix me
2025 is so fucking funny because some of the absolute lowest shit has happened this year but there’s also some really cool moments that put it above, say, 2022
December 5, 2025 at 11:09 PM
2025 is so fucking funny because some of the absolute lowest shit has happened this year but there’s also some really cool moments that put it above, say, 2022
There should be an Avoidant Kong
December 4, 2025 at 6:38 AM
There should be an Avoidant Kong
Donkey Kong Rising, Tiny Kong Moon
December 4, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Donkey Kong Rising, Tiny Kong Moon
Listening to the audiobook of Doctor Sleep and I have been full on bawling
December 3, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Listening to the audiobook of Doctor Sleep and I have been full on bawling
Me: I’m healing. I’m over it
Spotify:
Spotify:
December 3, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Me: I’m healing. I’m over it
Spotify:
Spotify:
I think a central grievance I have with humanity is its unwavering belief that confidence should entitle you to anything
December 3, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I think a central grievance I have with humanity is its unwavering belief that confidence should entitle you to anything
Grateful beyond measure that I found my person
December 2, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Grateful beyond measure that I found my person
Threw up in my mouth while reading my own book aloud. As above; so below
December 1, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Threw up in my mouth while reading my own book aloud. As above; so below
In 2016 I was a beautiful unemployed boy and in 2026 if my luck doesn’t change soon I’ll be a beautiful unemployed woman. Dreading 2036
December 1, 2025 at 1:12 AM
In 2016 I was a beautiful unemployed boy and in 2026 if my luck doesn’t change soon I’ll be a beautiful unemployed woman. Dreading 2036
We’re pretty low but we could probably go lower
November 30, 2025 at 11:18 PM
We’re pretty low but we could probably go lower
Aspiring cautionary tale
November 29, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Aspiring cautionary tale
If King K. Rool has no fans then I am no longer with us
November 29, 2025 at 10:47 AM
If King K. Rool has no fans then I am no longer with us
If it was 2017 I’d be posting on Facebook about how My Summer of Love is a Christmas movie or some shit
November 29, 2025 at 6:15 AM
If it was 2017 I’d be posting on Facebook about how My Summer of Love is a Christmas movie or some shit
Thanksgiving was really wonderful this year 😊
November 28, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Thanksgiving was really wonderful this year 😊