Devin McCurdy
@sixteenfourtwo.bsky.social
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making my internet go out today
October 1, 2025 at 2:32 AM
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making my internet go out today
BREAKING NEWS
Taco Bell has brought back the chilli cheese burrito (for a limited time only)
Taco Bell has brought back the chilli cheese burrito (for a limited time only)
September 10, 2025 at 7:12 PM
BREAKING NEWS
Taco Bell has brought back the chilli cheese burrito (for a limited time only)
Taco Bell has brought back the chilli cheese burrito (for a limited time only)
new google pickle phone
August 29, 2025 at 3:50 PM
new google pickle phone
Green Lantern energy
July 27, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Green Lantern energy
Leopardmaster: Noooo, not my face as well!
July 13, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Leopardmaster: Noooo, not my face as well!
(I never understood why Coke cans started having names on them and it felt like no one else thought it was weird so I just went along with it like it makes sense)
May 23, 2025 at 8:08 PM
(I never understood why Coke cans started having names on them and it felt like no one else thought it was weird so I just went along with it like it makes sense)
Please send checks payable to "Marketing Genius Devin"
March 15, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Please send checks payable to "Marketing Genius Devin"
I was thinking that Pope Jesus II would be a pretty great name for a new Pope, but maybe Pope Jesus I is even better?
March 6, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I was thinking that Pope Jesus II would be a pretty great name for a new Pope, but maybe Pope Jesus I is even better?
Reposted by Devin McCurdy
Now you have to write it
Horror story concept:
An Airbnb that traps guests inside it because it's so lonely & desperate to be an actual home.
An Airbnb that traps guests inside it because it's so lonely & desperate to be an actual home.
January 27, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Now you have to write it
Interviewer: (asks Lindsey Graham a thoughtful and intelligent question)
Lindsey Graham: Thank you, that really made me think and I now have principles.
Lindsey Graham: Thank you, that really made me think and I now have principles.
January 26, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Interviewer: (asks Lindsey Graham a thoughtful and intelligent question)
Lindsey Graham: Thank you, that really made me think and I now have principles.
Lindsey Graham: Thank you, that really made me think and I now have principles.
Reposted by Devin McCurdy
Cops who voted for Trump and FOP. I don’t ever want to hear you complain about “lack of support from the community” or not “backing the blue” or any other simple minded shit ever again. You people backed a fucking felon and the pardoning of people who assaulted and seriously injured police officers
January 21, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Cops who voted for Trump and FOP. I don’t ever want to hear you complain about “lack of support from the community” or not “backing the blue” or any other simple minded shit ever again. You people backed a fucking felon and the pardoning of people who assaulted and seriously injured police officers
Cool, now ban all social media apps being owned by any corporation anywhere.
January 19, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Cool, now ban all social media apps being owned by any corporation anywhere.
I'm torn...
Cheech and Church
or
Church and Chong
???
Cheech and Church
or
Church and Chong
???
December 26, 2024 at 11:48 PM
I'm torn...
Cheech and Church
or
Church and Chong
???
Cheech and Church
or
Church and Chong
???
Back at work, staring into a 6 hour abyss of meetings
a man in a hooded jacket stands next to a tree with netflix written on the bottom
ALT: a man in a hooded jacket stands next to a tree with netflix written on the bottom
media.tenor.com
December 26, 2024 at 2:35 PM
Back at work, staring into a 6 hour abyss of meetings
Top 3 things to see in Paris:
1 - Huge delicious croissants
2 - The Beast's castle
3 - Candlestick man
1 - Huge delicious croissants
2 - The Beast's castle
3 - Candlestick man
December 24, 2024 at 3:41 AM
Top 3 things to see in Paris:
1 - Huge delicious croissants
2 - The Beast's castle
3 - Candlestick man
1 - Huge delicious croissants
2 - The Beast's castle
3 - Candlestick man
Hibachi Chef: Let me throw this shrimp on your face, you big fucking idiot.
Me: No thanks.
Everyone Else: Boooooooo
Me: No thanks.
Everyone Else: Boooooooo
December 15, 2024 at 8:59 PM
Hibachi Chef: Let me throw this shrimp on your face, you big fucking idiot.
Me: No thanks.
Everyone Else: Boooooooo
Me: No thanks.
Everyone Else: Boooooooo
HOT FROSTY IS GOOD
December 6, 2024 at 2:12 AM
HOT FROSTY IS GOOD
Reposted by Devin McCurdy
Reskeet to save someone’s fucking life
June 24, 2023 at 4:52 AM
Reskeet to save someone’s fucking life
I hope From wins an Emmy in whatever "Most Shouting" category it best fits in.
October 15, 2024 at 4:36 PM
I hope From wins an Emmy in whatever "Most Shouting" category it best fits in.
How is this not a thing?
October 8, 2024 at 10:50 PM
How is this not a thing?
@petepeppers.bsky.social please watch From
September 23, 2024 at 6:04 PM
@petepeppers.bsky.social please watch From