Sizikins
@sizikins.bsky.social
Married, proud Dad to 3 amazing kids. Grew up in Australia, chemist/chemical engineer in the USA for 27+ years. Democrat, atheist, love travel, humor, cricket, baseball, Guided By Voices
As a parent of three teenagers, I’m hoping us adults can figure out an annoying phrase to say in response to this “6-7” thing these kids are saying. Something even more annoying so this simply goes away forever.
January 8, 2026 at 12:46 AM
As a parent of three teenagers, I’m hoping us adults can figure out an annoying phrase to say in response to this “6-7” thing these kids are saying. Something even more annoying so this simply goes away forever.
I’m beginning to think that Vecna is not a nice guy.
January 6, 2026 at 4:52 PM
I’m beginning to think that Vecna is not a nice guy.
So many Pharma ads on the streaming services. “…..side effects include stroke, death, arms or legs falling off. So ask your doctor about Zippy Rx.”
December 23, 2025 at 10:45 PM
So many Pharma ads on the streaming services. “…..side effects include stroke, death, arms or legs falling off. So ask your doctor about Zippy Rx.”
These days when our house says we want to change the channel, we mean change the app (Netflix, Apple+, Paramount etc.). Cut the cable so many years ago now and couldn’t be happier.
December 23, 2025 at 10:29 PM
These days when our house says we want to change the channel, we mean change the app (Netflix, Apple+, Paramount etc.). Cut the cable so many years ago now and couldn’t be happier.
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We are failing our kids
December 16, 2025 at 3:06 PM
We are failing our kids
Big Pharma ads are the best. They tell you how wonderful your life could be taking these meds and then quickly tell you all the horrible things that can happen to you when you take these meds.
December 7, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Big Pharma ads are the best. They tell you how wonderful your life could be taking these meds and then quickly tell you all the horrible things that can happen to you when you take these meds.
One day I will watch a show where the cop car pulling up to the crime scene doesn’t go “Whoop whoop!”
November 26, 2025 at 12:27 AM
One day I will watch a show where the cop car pulling up to the crime scene doesn’t go “Whoop whoop!”
No one’s fooling me with that missing floor 13 button in my hotel elevator. We all know floor 14 is haunted.
November 18, 2025 at 10:32 PM
No one’s fooling me with that missing floor 13 button in my hotel elevator. We all know floor 14 is haunted.
As an Eagles fan, the worst thing about being in a neighborhood football pool is wanting Dallas to come back to win so I get the point.
September 21, 2025 at 9:20 PM
As an Eagles fan, the worst thing about being in a neighborhood football pool is wanting Dallas to come back to win so I get the point.
Living with our three teenaged kids is like having three room mates who don’t pay rent, don’t cook nor clean and need us to be their constant Uber drivers. Highly recommend.
September 16, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Living with our three teenaged kids is like having three room mates who don’t pay rent, don’t cook nor clean and need us to be their constant Uber drivers. Highly recommend.
RFK Jr during his Senate hearing today just shows how truly ignorant this nepo baby is. Waiting for him to say “Do you know who my Father is?” any time now.
September 4, 2025 at 8:49 PM
RFK Jr during his Senate hearing today just shows how truly ignorant this nepo baby is. Waiting for him to say “Do you know who my Father is?” any time now.
So is he RIP or not? I feel bad thinking how happy I will be when the news finally comes out
August 30, 2025 at 5:23 PM
So is he RIP or not? I feel bad thinking how happy I will be when the news finally comes out
Jeffstein probably isn’t a name you want to name your newborn boy right now.
August 1, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Jeffstein probably isn’t a name you want to name your newborn boy right now.
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Showing your child affection improves their mental and physical well-being, increases brain development, and might even one day save the American taxpayers forty-five million dollars.
June 14, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Showing your child affection improves their mental and physical well-being, increases brain development, and might even one day save the American taxpayers forty-five million dollars.
With Donnie TACO and Melon breaking up, who will pay child support for their 20 kids?
June 6, 2025 at 11:58 AM
With Donnie TACO and Melon breaking up, who will pay child support for their 20 kids?
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Spread the love and acceptance #pridemonth
June 3, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Spread the love and acceptance #pridemonth
@howardstern.com Gary the slow adult was more of an astronaut than Gayle King and Katy Perry when you guys sent him to the moon and back.
April 21, 2025 at 12:02 PM
@howardstern.com Gary the slow adult was more of an astronaut than Gayle King and Katy Perry when you guys sent him to the moon and back.
Just did one of my favorite things I do every year - turned the thermostat from Heat to Cool.
April 19, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Just did one of my favorite things I do every year - turned the thermostat from Heat to Cool.
@deanobeidallah.bsky.social Finally a Kendall (Scudder) on your show who isn’t nuts! Great show last night.
April 16, 2025 at 10:32 AM
@deanobeidallah.bsky.social Finally a Kendall (Scudder) on your show who isn’t nuts! Great show last night.
Maybe Donald should stick to golf. If he literally did nothing else for the next four years we would be fine. Instead we have this shit show.
April 4, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Maybe Donald should stick to golf. If he literally did nothing else for the next four years we would be fine. Instead we have this shit show.
I don’t know about you guys, but if I’m on a group chat discussing which pub we are heading to tonight, I check that Dave’s annoying brother-in-law Jimmy isn’t on the chat before suggesting somewhere to go.
March 29, 2025 at 1:57 PM
I don’t know about you guys, but if I’m on a group chat discussing which pub we are heading to tonight, I check that Dave’s annoying brother-in-law Jimmy isn’t on the chat before suggesting somewhere to go.
Quick question: whatever happened to Amstel Light?
March 28, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Quick question: whatever happened to Amstel Light?
I get the notion that Austin Powers thinks it’s called Shag Carpet for other reasons.
March 27, 2025 at 11:23 AM
I get the notion that Austin Powers thinks it’s called Shag Carpet for other reasons.
Can Jack Reacher please head over to the DOGE office and maybe sort a few things out, please?
March 22, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Can Jack Reacher please head over to the DOGE office and maybe sort a few things out, please?
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REPOST if you support our federal workforce and know how dedicated they are to their jobs. Show them you appreciate them!
February 14, 2025 at 1:15 AM
REPOST if you support our federal workforce and know how dedicated they are to their jobs. Show them you appreciate them!