Scott McDonough
@sjmcdonough.bsky.social
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Historian of the late ancient world: Sasanian Iran, the Caucasus, and the Eastern Roman Empire. Professor at William Paterson University. I like cats, photography, and sweet cabbage pierogi.
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Hey, I'm one follower away from 1000. Let's see if I can get over the top if I post another prominent numismatic honker.

Judging from his silver penny, Edward The Martyr of England (r. 975–8) was just a beak and an eyeball.

#Numismatics
#OneThousand
#CloutChasing
Silver Penny of Edward the Martyr featuring very abstract left-facing bust with huge eye and prominent nose.
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Show OFF some Sasanian coins.
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I gave a talk today on my campus, since my Dean generously gave me funding to visit Central Asia this past summer. I enjoyed myself and I got a lot of good questions from those in attendance. Plus, I got to show of some Sasanian coins.
Cover slide for "'The Abundance of His Mercy and the Magnitude of His Affection': Christian Views of the Sasanian King and Court" Featuring image of "Cup of Chosroes" at the BnF. Slide for "'The Abundance of His Mercy and the Magnitude of His Affection': Christian Views of the Sasanian King and Court," titled "Why Study the Sasanian Royal Court." With Image of Alexander enthroned from Šāhnamē from the Louvre. Slide for "'The Abundance of His Mercy and the Magnitude of His Affection': Christian Views of the Sasanian King and Court" showing "Martyrologies and Saints' Lives." Slide with translation of praise for the Sasanian King in the Acts of the Synod of Mar Ishoyahb.
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Karl XII of Sweden (r. 1697–1718 CE), check out the snout.
Gold ducat of Karl XII minted in 1714 with tousled hair and vastly out-of-proportion snoot.
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Francis I of France, "François du Grand Nez" (r. 1515–1547 CE), sporting a glorious ski-slope.
Silver teston du Dauphiné of Francis I, skinny little head adorned with huge beak.
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Carlos III of Spain (r. 1759–88 CE) had quite the snout on him.
Silver coin of Carlos III dated 1777, with oddly aerodynamic forehead sloping to beak.
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Who had the largest nose in numismatic history?
I'm particularly impressed by the schnoz on the Parthian king Mihrdāt/Mithradates II (r. 124–91 BCE), but there must be bigger.
#Numismatics
#Proboscis
#Parthia
Drachm of Mithradates II featuring bust of king facing left with fantasy dwarf beard and magnificent honker, wearing jeweled cap with ear flaps.
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Stravinsky saw Charlie Parker play at Birdland
club of all time by performing for Igor Stravinsky at Birdland. Alfred Appel tells it definitively in his book Jazz Modernism: From Ellington and Armstrong to Matisse and Joyce:
The house was almost full, even before the opening set - Billy Taylor's piano trio - except for the conspicuous empty table to my right, which bore a RESERVED sign, unusual for Birdland.
After the pianist finished his forty-five-minute set, a party of four men and a woman settled in at the table, rather clamorously, three waiters swooping in quickly to take their orders as a ripple of whispers and exclamations ran through Birdland at the sight of one of the men, Igor Stravinsky. He was a celebrity, and an icon to jazz fans because he sanctified modern jazz by composing Ebony Concerto for Woody Herman and his Orchestra (1946) - a Covarrubias
"Impossible Interview" come true.
As Parker's quintet walked onto the bandstand, trumpeter Red Rodney recognized Stravinsky, front and almost center. Rodney leaned over and told Parker, who did not look at Stravinsky.
Parker immediately called the first number for his band, and, forgoing the customary greeting to the crowd, was off like a shot. At the sound of the opening notes, played in unison by trumpet and alto, a chill went up and down the back of my neck.
They were playing "Koko, which, because of its epochal breakneck tempo
- over three hundred beats per minute on the metronome - Parker never assayed before his second set, when he was sufficiently warmed up. Parker's phrases were flying as fluently as ever on this particular daunting "Koko." At the beginning of his second chorus he interpolated the opening of Stravinsky's Firebird Suite as though it had always been there, a perfect fit, and then sailed on with the rest of the number. Stravinsky roared with delight, pounding his glass on the table, the upward arc of the glass sending its liquor and ice cubes onto the people behind him, who threw up their hands or ducked.
Parker didn't just happen to…
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En-nígaldi-Nanna, the daughter of the last king of the Neo-Babylonian empire (626-539 BCE), had a museum in Ur, complete with 1500 year old artifacts and “museum labels.”

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Ennigaldi-Nanna's museum - Wikipedia
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I tend to view the origin of Athenian Democracy as a bunch of dispossessed aristocratic families from the Dark Ages (e.g. the Alcmaeonids) could win popular support for a their coup against the Peisistratid tyrants...
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You think you can do without church insurance, but then the ball lightning arrives...
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The Great Thunderstorm - Wikipedia
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Probably my favourite long late antiquity piece of art. The so-called "palimpsest" fresco in Santa Maria Antiqua in Rome shows consecutive layers of paintings from the sixth century (Mary as empress of heaven) all the way to the seventh and early eight century. The level of detail is just amazing.
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Star-shaped tile with a phoenix and stylized flower spray

Kashan, c. 1250 - c. 1324

(Rijksmuseum)
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His description of the East German Trabant still amuses me: “Arkady lit a cigarette and found an ashtray, but no radio. What a perfectly Socialist car, designed for bad habits and ignorance, and he was its perfect driver.”
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Absolutely, Havana Bay was a blow after the “happy” ending of Red Square.

Polar Star is still one of my all-time favorites.
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Twenty-five minutes to the Metropolitan Museum of Art on cheap, reliable public transit? Actually, a studio apartment at that price might be only 10 minutes away on foot.

I'm also from flyover country originally, and I see the appeal, but I don't need all the space, and I like my options.
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I also vividly remember seeing both Local Hero and Krull in the theaters in 1983.
Poster for Local Hero (1983) Poster for Krull (1983).
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There's a thing going around about dating yourself with the first films you remember seeing as a child.
For me:
First run, was Raiders of the Lost Ark in a drive-in theater.
Earlier, but not first run, was Disney's Robin Hood.
Poster for Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981) Poster for Walt Disney's Robin Hood (1973)
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It turns out that watching The Sound of Music on the ABC Sunday Night Movie when I was 8 did not give me the comprehensive understanding of Austria’s geography I need for trip planning.
Original wide poster for The Sound of Music. Julie Andrews in pink with a guitar and children in yellow cavorting in alpine landscape while Christopher Plummer looks on, unamused.
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The Sumerian monitor said, ‘You spoke in Akkadian!’ and he beat me.
My teacher said, ‘Your handwriting is not at all good!’ and he beat me." George, tr., The Epic of Gilgamesh (1999), xviii. 2/
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The door monitor said, ‘Why did you go out without my say-so?’ and he beat me.
The water monitor said, ‘Why did you help yourself to water without my say-so?’ and he beat me. 1/
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Were You Beaten By Your Akkadian instructor in Cuneiform School? Tell Us.
NY Times Headline:
"Were You Assigned Full Books to Read in High School English? Tell Us."
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I can't wait until the R46 cars finally go away forever. I don't even want them in the vintage fleet.
It's an incredibly space-inefficient design and a totally miserable experience for standing passengers when the trains are crowded.
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Mosaic pavement of the ancient Synagogue of Beth Alpha (בֵּית אַלְפָא) showing Zodiac Wheel with Hebrew labels. Dating to the 6th century, based on dedicatory inscription mentioning Byzantine Emperor Justin.