Mickey Von Dyke
@skankassmcqueef.bsky.social
Transsexual bi fag with BPD. I like to eat, sleep, read, fuck, and smoke. I don't like to shower.
Now I'll always be paranoid that MY concentration face looks like I'm about to burst into tears.
November 17, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Now I'll always be paranoid that MY concentration face looks like I'm about to burst into tears.
Check out this awful haircut I half-remember giving myself when my temperature was 102 degrees.
July 29, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Check out this awful haircut I half-remember giving myself when my temperature was 102 degrees.
This is the type of monster I could settle down with.
July 20, 2025 at 4:16 AM
This is the type of monster I could settle down with.
Trying to make small talk at work like
July 16, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Trying to make small talk at work like
My binder's here, and I'm going to be insufferable for at least the rest of the week.
July 15, 2025 at 4:21 AM
My binder's here, and I'm going to be insufferable for at least the rest of the week.
This is what happens when we let nerds try cocaine.
July 14, 2025 at 6:27 AM
This is what happens when we let nerds try cocaine.
The best part of Creepshow 2 is this hat.
July 9, 2025 at 6:54 AM
The best part of Creepshow 2 is this hat.
Straight guys getting ready for a date
July 7, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Straight guys getting ready for a date
The five words every guy wants to hear 😍
June 10, 2025 at 5:54 AM
The five words every guy wants to hear 😍
without downloading any new pictures, what is your mental state?
May 10, 2025 at 4:54 AM
without downloading any new pictures, what is your mental state?
My grandmother always warned me "Never ring the penny bell, for it will summon the dick pope."
March 7, 2025 at 7:27 AM
My grandmother always warned me "Never ring the penny bell, for it will summon the dick pope."
When I'm not wearing too many shirts to raise my arms above my head, it's over for you bitches.
March 3, 2025 at 4:25 AM
When I'm not wearing too many shirts to raise my arms above my head, it's over for you bitches.
Flirting with trans fems/flirting with trans mascs
February 26, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Flirting with trans fems/flirting with trans mascs
I found what they eat in the Black Lodge.
February 17, 2025 at 6:53 AM
I found what they eat in the Black Lodge.
Withoutvdownloading any new pics where are you mentally
February 4, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Withoutvdownloading any new pics where are you mentally
My therapist: "Heterosexual John Early isn't real, he can't hurt you."
Heterosexual John Early:
Heterosexual John Early:
February 1, 2025 at 3:32 AM
My therapist: "Heterosexual John Early isn't real, he can't hurt you."
Heterosexual John Early:
Heterosexual John Early:
When you're an ethical true crime youtuber who doesn't want to ruin an innocent dead hog's life.
January 30, 2025 at 5:28 AM
When you're an ethical true crime youtuber who doesn't want to ruin an innocent dead hog's life.
Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
January 24, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
Love to discuss classic queer literature with my besties 😊
January 23, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Love to discuss classic queer literature with my besties 😊
I am literally always saying this. I have to shovel the mounds of discarded panties from my front walk every morning.
January 10, 2025 at 4:46 AM
I am literally always saying this. I have to shovel the mounds of discarded panties from my front walk every morning.
On today's thrilling episode of "Departments of the Heart: Civil Service Romances."
January 5, 2025 at 5:22 AM
On today's thrilling episode of "Departments of the Heart: Civil Service Romances."
"Me and my wife here noticed you from across the bar, and we like your vibe."
January 4, 2025 at 3:26 AM
"Me and my wife here noticed you from across the bar, and we like your vibe."
Ruin my fucking life.
December 31, 2024 at 8:25 AM
Ruin my fucking life.