Mickey Von Dyke
@skankassmcqueef.bsky.social
Transsexual bi fag with BPD. I like to eat, sleep, read, fuck, and smoke. I don't like to shower.
When the world ends, I'll be selling bags of lightly salted, roasted cockroaches to eat at gladiatorial events.
November 23, 2025 at 1:23 AM
When the world ends, I'll be selling bags of lightly salted, roasted cockroaches to eat at gladiatorial events.
Reposted by Mickey Von Dyke
Oh man, what if when I go to the doctor he says “Bad news you’re dead” and then they send me to the morgue
November 20, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Oh man, what if when I go to the doctor he says “Bad news you’re dead” and then they send me to the morgue
I'll fight ben franklin after I dig him up :(
November 19, 2025 at 6:20 AM
I'll fight ben franklin after I dig him up :(
I love you too, I forgot to say that 🫂
November 17, 2025 at 4:50 AM
I love you too, I forgot to say that 🫂
No problem 💜 I stared at the wall o' lightbulbs at the store like "will the wrong one blow all the fuses" for weeks and finally decided we could blame the landlord if it did.
November 16, 2025 at 10:52 PM
No problem 💜 I stared at the wall o' lightbulbs at the store like "will the wrong one blow all the fuses" for weeks and finally decided we could blame the landlord if it did.
Doll fingers 🥰
November 15, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Doll fingers 🥰
I met someone who knew Joan Crawford from "Trog."
November 13, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I met someone who knew Joan Crawford from "Trog."
It's so cute *_*
November 12, 2025 at 8:54 AM
It's so cute *_*
It should be given out at DBT groups.
November 12, 2025 at 5:41 AM
It should be given out at DBT groups.