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🎄ELI ☃️ // 🏒MERRY JEEKMAS🏒❄️
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an adult ||🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️|| Joel Eriksson Ek Appreciator, Alex Nedeljkovic Enjoyer, general hockey weirdo || Fandom acct: OFMD ( #IzzyCanyon, Canyonite ), Hannibal, hockey cards!
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yeah good luck remembering this shit if you forget to like it or add it a playlist
Screenshot from my Apple Music app showing a song whose title and artist are a bunch of symbols that are impossible to type unless you copy and paste them and/or go into the Character map and somehow remember all that.
November 30, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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got this in a trade this morning, lmfaaooooo
Picture of a hockey trading card featuring Ottawa Senators player Tim Stutzle. He is photoshopped to look like a bobblehead in his hockey holding a hockey stick like he's ready to shoot. At the bottom of the card is a logo that says "Credentials" and his name underneath it.
November 29, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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the Celebrini and Reaves hug from the last game 🥹
November 26, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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Giveaway poster from tonight’s Ottawa Senators v San Jose Sharks game by Bay Area artists Sydney Sun and Nelson Kuang!
Poster featuring the San Jose Sharks hockey team players drawn in anime style with their names and numbers. In the center of the poster is the Sharks logo snd there is a teal swirl radiating from it like a whirlpool on a black background. The players are as follows: Will Smith, Dmitry Orlov, Alexander Wennberg, Barclay Goodrow, Jeff Skinner, Alex Nedeljkovic, Yaroslav Askarov, Macklin Celebrini, Tyler Toffoli, Ryan Reaves, S.J. Sharkie, and Shakir Muhkamadullin.
November 22, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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STOP. this is a selfie checkpoint. you must repost with a cute selfie to proceed.

go sharks
A selfie of a pale person with long black hair pulled back into a ponytail and bangs. They are wearing a teal, black, and white hockey jersey with the throwback San Jose Sharks crest on it. They are looking at the camera and smiling slightly with their mouth closed.
November 22, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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Love love love every Canvas card I've gotten
Hockey trading card featuring Charlie McAvoy of the Boston Bruins. He is in his hockey gear covering the blade of his hockey stick with black tape. He is focused on this job and has an intent look on his face. The card has a matte finish and is textured to look like canvas, and at the bottom of it are the words UD Canvas with McAvoy's name and team below it.
November 20, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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he heard me calling him an owl and showed up in the pack I just opened
Trading card featuring hockey goalie Yaroslav Askarov in his hockey gear on the ice during a game. He is leaning forward and catching a puck in his gloved hand. We can see that he's smiling behind his mask. At the bottom of the card is his name in shiny silver letters with the name of his team underneath it.
November 20, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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THIS IS SO SHINY
A hockey trading card featuring Macklin Celebrini from the San Jose Sharks in his hockey gear during a game. On the left side there is a full-body an action shot of him from a game and on the right there is a closeup of him in profile, smiling. The card is shiny and teal and silver on the right profile picture. Text at the bottom has Celebrini's name and his team, and underneath is the word "Compositions" in larger font.
November 20, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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interspecies friendship
November 20, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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Oh my god, THIS is the new & improved texture?!! WHAT WAS IT BEFORE??!! All protein bars kind of suck but these tastelessly crumble in your mouth when you bite into them & there's a suggestion of chocolate & peanut butter but that's it. They also have ones that are soft and those are good but YIKES
Picture of a protein bar in an orange, blue, brown, and white wrapper. The brand is ProBar with 20g of protein, and the flavor is "Peanut Butter Chocolate". and there's a picture of peanuts, chocolate, and a glob of peanut butter. A small logo on the right hand side boasts that it has a new and improved, better texture with the same great taste which is a LIE.
November 19, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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~u gotta know when to hold em, know when to fold em~
Hockey trading card featuring Vancouver Canucks captain Quinn Hughes in his hockey gear. It is styled like a playing card with rounded edges, with the picture of Hughes upright at the top of the card and upside down on the lower half of the card with his name and position (defense/defenseman) between them in an elaborate nameplate decorated with curlicues. At two diagonal corners of the card is the Canucks logo, and at the other two corners is the number and suit of the card, the three of diamonds, red. The back of the same card, elaborately patterned with swirls, stars, and curlicues in black and white. At the center of the card, also on an elaborate nameplate surrounded with a swirling curlicue design surrounded with a circle decorated with lines is the name of the card brand, O-Pee-Chee.
November 19, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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I'm fucking crying, he looks like he's yelling in pain after whacking his shin really hard against the coffee table at 3am

also neat: the QR code on the back takes you to a clip on the NHL site so you can see where the image is from
A hockey trading card featuring Mason McTavish from the Anaheim Ducks in his hockey gear on the ice during a game. He is on one knee with his head thrown back, yelling. He's probably celebrating but due to the angle you can't see if he's smiling so it also kind of looks like he's screaming in pain. There is a film strip motif at the top with the words "Sizzle Reel" and at the bottom is the player name and team with the same film strip. This card is also holographic! The back of the trading card from the previous image. The words "Sizzle Reel" are here too in the same font and film strip motif. Text reads: "MASON MCTAVISH HEIGHT: 6'1" WEIGHT: 219 Ibs. SHOOTS: LEFT BORN: January 30, 2003 Zurich, Switzerland". There are stats from the game: March 28th, 2025. 1 Goal, plus/minus 1, Shots 3. On the left hand side there is a QR code which will take you to a clip on the NHL website from the game where McTavish scores a goal.
November 19, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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no it's fine, I kind of missed the nightmares
Picture of a hockey trading card featuring Jonathan Marchessault from the Nashville Predators. It is a weird mishmash of a photo of him in his hockey gear and a portrait of him presumably in regular clothes with no gear on. Each portrait has been torn down the middle and the halves have been put together to make one Frankenportrait. Large text at the bott reads "UD PORTRAITS" with Marchessault's name and "Nashville" above it.
November 19, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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omg I hope this entire series of inserts is hugs WITH SHINY BACKGROUNDS
Picture of a hockey trading card featuring Carolina Hurricanes players Sebastian Aho and Andrei Svechnikov. They are in their hockey gear on the ice during a game and hugging each other, probably celebrating after a goal. There is a drawing of two arms fist bumping with a name in each arm and the text "Compadres" underneath that, with the team name below it. The background is holographic and shiny!
November 19, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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My most restrained work yet 😩🤌 not sure how successful I was filming this but it's silver foil and shiny as fuck. I collect these shiny retro cards, I love them
November 17, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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WTFFFFFF THE SAN JOSE SHARKS ARE THIRD IN THE PACIFIC DIVISION
Screenshot of the standings for the Pacific Division of the National Hockey League. They are as follows: 1. Anaheim Ducks with 23 points, 2. Los Angeles Kings with 20, and the San Jose Sharks at Third Place with 19 points.
November 12, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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really enjoying his look of grim acceptance here, like of course I'm a giant head endlessly floating through space now, what else would I be.
Sports trading card featuring hockey player Quinn Hughes from the Vancouver Canucks. It is is his giant head pasted on a constellation map with a galaxy background. The word "Constellations" is on the left hand side and his name is underneath it. In the top left there's a logo that says Metal Universe. The expression on his face conveys kind of a resignation that dumb shit is just going to constantly keep happening around him and he's going to have to suffer through it.
November 11, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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I feel a lot better now, my super delayed COMC order was waiting for me when I got home and this was in it and it has healed me
Trading card featuring retired hockey goalie Marc-Andre Fleury. It is just his head with a shiny silver and black background of a constellation map against a galaxy. Text on the left hand side says "Constellations" with "Marc-Andre Fleury" under it, and at the top left corner there is a logo that says Metal Universe. He's smiling. I really miss him.
November 11, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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hhhhuuurrggjjgghhhh god im tired
Hockey player Quinn Hughes from the Vancouver Canucks is in his hockey gear on the bench during a game. He is staring straight at the camera and looks as if he is experiencing visions so horrifying the normal human brain cannot comprehend them.
November 10, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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digging the Wild's Trophy Hat for the season although i don't think it's quite hideous/ridiculous enough. Also how often does Kirill wear the Jeek shirt, lmaoo
Hockey players Kirill Kaprizov and Mats Zuccarello from the Minnesota Wild are in the locker room after a game. They are both sitting down and Zuccarello has his arm around Kaprizov. Zuccarello is wearing a brown trilby-style hat that appears to be made of straw and a black long-sleeved Wild shirt. Kirill is wearing a gray long-sleeved shirt with a drawing of his teammate Joel Eriksson Ek on a bike with the words Mr. September on it.
November 8, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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Hey! Look At Some Neds
A bunch of hockey trading cards featuring goalie Alex Nedeljkovic. They are from his time in several teams- the Carolina Hurricanes, Detroit Red Wings, and Pittsburgh Penguins, and he is wearing the jerseys of all of these and is on the ice in all his gear for the pictures on the cards. Many of the cards are shiny and brightly colored, and some are autographed or have patches or jersey remnants on them.
November 6, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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Sharks aren't *that* bad, damn
Scoreboard from the arena in a hockey game. Text says "1800 injured" with the Colorado Avalanche logo on one side and the San Jose Sharks logo on the other.
November 1, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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I was Izzy Hands three years in a row so this year I'm in the easiest costume- Distraught Wild Fan
A person with long black hair is in a green, red, and white Minnesota Wild home jersey. They are wearing a knit hat in the same color scheme that has the team logo on it and holding a stuffed animal of the team's mascot Nordy, a bear-like creature with a mullet also wearing a Wild home jersey. The person looks devastated and has dark eye makeup running down their face like they've been crying because their team is FUCKING TERRIBLE.
October 31, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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extremely cursed Photoshop

(the Wild are wearing their 25th Anniversary jerseys tonight)
Instagram post from the Minnesota Wild social media team. It is the team's roster headshots arranged like that of a school yearbook. 2000s-style frosted tips have been photoshopped onto the hair of each player. The caption reads "the year 2000 never looked so good".
October 28, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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Completely misremembered the title of Blood Feud, the book about the Detroit Red Wings and Colorado Avalanche 90s rivalry, as Blood on the Ice for some reason and was really confused when this was the only thing that came up in my library catalog. guess I'm reading it, they didn't have Blood Feud
Result in my local library catalog for a book titled Blood on the Ice by Katriena Knights. The cover has the faces of two hockey players at the top and what is presumably the same two players on the ice during a game. The summary for the book in the previous image. Text reads: "The neutral zone is no place for a vampire. A right wing for the Chicago Blackhawks, all Travis Payne wants is to see his name on the Stanley Cup. He certainly doesn't expect to be attacked by a vampire on the eve of the Finals. But when he wakes up in the Warm Room of the Cook County Morgue, he knows his life will never be the same. Fortunately, Travis can still play hockey with the Chicago Cobras, the local vampire league franchise. Cobras captain Marcus Antonius, a former Roman gladiator, is more than willing to help Travis adjust to his new life, his new team, and the erosion of his formerly flaming heterosexuality. Travis is a difficult student, though-all he wants is his life to return to normal. Unfortunately, learning to be a good vampire is even more complicated than following concussion protocols, and Travis will have to let go of everything to find a new normal. Warning: Contains two hot alpha males playing hard on the ice and in the bedroom."
October 28, 2025 at 5:16 PM