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ELI // 🏒 #1 JEEK STAN 🏒
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🔞SOMETIMES INTERACTS W/NSFW🔞NO MINORS🔞I'M SERIOUS HERE🔞
an adult ||🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️|| #mnwild, Joel Eriksson Ek Appreciator, Alex Nedeljkovic Enjoyer, general hockey weirdo || Fandom acct: OFMD ( #IzzyCanyon, Canyonite ), Heated Rivalry, Hannibal, hockey cards!
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"the puck squirts free" sir,
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Marat Khusnutdinov nets his 12th goal tonight with the Bruins. #mnwild
January 30, 2026 at 2:48 AM
8 shots on goal for the Wild after 2 periods. lol, lmao even
January 30, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Coming back to wish my favorite player and the owner of the 4th most punchable face in the league a happy birthday 💚 (from Wild insta)
January 29, 2026 at 8:44 PM
I'm going to be taking a break from here for a little bit. Stay safe. I love you 🫶🏻
January 24, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Saw a post so smug and awful on here it literally rendered me speechless. Don't forget you can just block or mute these people instead of giving them your energy and time (plus 9 times out of ten there's a ton of people already torching them in the replies)
January 24, 2026 at 8:50 PM
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the "and you're surprised by this?" guys have never been less vital than they are right now
January 24, 2026 at 6:52 PM
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To delete your TikTok account without agreeing to the new TOS:

1) put your phone in airplane mode
2) open TikTok and go to your profile
3) go to settings and scroll down to delete account
4) turn airplane mode off
5) delete your account

Credit to @ kimsaira on instagram for this
January 24, 2026 at 5:59 AM
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Summer 2025 edition
June 9, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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Also.

As someone who's gone through trauma-counselling: play Tetris or similar for twenty minutes. Do the 5 senses grounding technique: 1 thing you can touch, two things you can smell etc.
If you’re struggling, I’m copy pasting what a trauma therapist friend suggested here:

“Highly recommend dunking your face in a bowl of cold water, drinking some water to help your body flush the adrenaline and finding something to smell or touch for grounding and avoiding dissociation”
January 24, 2026 at 5:44 PM
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There’s been another potential fatality in Minneapolis and a graphic video is circulating. Here’s how to pause auto play. Stay safe. I’ll be adding a text description of the event in a comment below.
to turn off autoplaying video on the bluesky mobile app

select the icon in the top left corner

go to settings

go to content and media

make sure "autoplay videos and gifs" is toggled off
January 24, 2026 at 4:35 PM
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Settings > Content and Media > Autoplay Video and GIFs

Turn it off, now.
January 24, 2026 at 3:46 PM
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
January 24, 2026 at 4:20 PM
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January 24, 2026 at 2:35 PM
the goalies were being adorable again last night
January 24, 2026 at 4:32 PM
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The marketized yassification of the nihilist paradigm is nothing but ASMR and an endless implosion into the sapphic image of the self.
January 24, 2026 at 8:12 AM
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Today I learned “Norwegian Christian laws forbade citizens from conversing with and interacting with trolls, and in documents dating from 1274 to 1781, doing so would result in severe punishment” (source: Wikipedia), and I kinda think many people nowadays would be better off if this law was revived
January 24, 2026 at 7:31 AM
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January 24, 2026 at 5:00 AM
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i miss the days of shoddily done photoshop manips of our OTPs. fuck ai, let’s go back to that pls
January 23, 2026 at 4:53 PM
YESSS (I'm going to the game today)
Nedeljkovic is first in, looks like he's earned the start
January 23, 2026 at 10:04 PM
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January 23, 2026 at 8:38 PM
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If you don't live in MN and can't put your boots on the ground, then #StandWithMN by reaching out to like-minded folks in your community. Develop a long-term plan to regularly fundraise. Build a sustainable community based solution for sending support to MN regularly. ✊️

www.standwithminnesota.com
Stand With Minnesota Donation Directory
Stand With Minnesota is a hub for supporting, learning, and taking action to support Minnesotans impacted by ICE and federal enforcement.
www.standwithminnesota.com
January 23, 2026 at 8:42 PM
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'Why aren't they in the streets' is answered almost every day in my small town by people in the streets! Rather than asking 'why aren't they in the streets' it's worth asking 'why isn't your media showing them in the streets' and 'who is served by downplaying resistane in its myriad forms.'
The idea that there are no protests in the US and no one is standing up to Trump is proving incredibly hard to kill over here in Germany. It’s become dogma, utterly detached from empirical reality.

I wonder if the people who keep talking like that understand they’re perpetuating regime propaganda.
January 21, 2026 at 3:48 PM
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Good luck everyone in the US with your 30 to 50 feral inches of snow
January 23, 2026 at 12:42 PM
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Whether you are used to snow or not, it's worth remembering:

wear layers
plug space heaters directly into the wall socket, never a power strip
do not use your generator inside or close to a window
when shoveling, go slow, take deep snow away in small layers, take a lot of breaks

💚❄️💚❄️💚❄️💚
January 23, 2026 at 12:11 PM
100TH WIN FOR FILIP GUSTAVSSON!!!
January 23, 2026 at 5:16 AM