Skelton Porter
@skelton-porter.bsky.social
Writer of the unread📖, 🎃Halloween nut, Uber driver for the dead💀. Sometimes my chicken scratch doodles pass for artwork. Cosplayer, casual gamer, somehow married with a kid.
New book (Oct 2025):
www.amazon.com/dp/B0FT2L3T8N
New book (Oct 2025):
www.amazon.com/dp/B0FT2L3T8N
On the 20th day of Christmas my true love gave to me 20 golden rings:
3 for the Elven-kings, 7 for the Dwarf-lords, 9 for Mortal Men, 1 for the Dark Lord in the Land of Mordor: One Ring to rule them all, one Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them
3 for the Elven-kings, 7 for the Dwarf-lords, 9 for Mortal Men, 1 for the Dark Lord in the Land of Mordor: One Ring to rule them all, one Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them
December 26, 2025 at 10:11 PM
On the 20th day of Christmas my true love gave to me 20 golden rings:
3 for the Elven-kings, 7 for the Dwarf-lords, 9 for Mortal Men, 1 for the Dark Lord in the Land of Mordor: One Ring to rule them all, one Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them
3 for the Elven-kings, 7 for the Dwarf-lords, 9 for Mortal Men, 1 for the Dark Lord in the Land of Mordor: One Ring to rule them all, one Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them
Costume Quest players, don’t forget to play today to get the “Play on Christmas” achievement on Steam. You now, in case you haven’t done it since the game was released back in 2010.
December 25, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Costume Quest players, don’t forget to play today to get the “Play on Christmas” achievement on Steam. You now, in case you haven’t done it since the game was released back in 2010.
Thinking about applying for a job sweeping out barns. Might not be that glamorous, but it’s stable work.
December 25, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Thinking about applying for a job sweeping out barns. Might not be that glamorous, but it’s stable work.
Reposting all 4 of my Christmas cartoons. I do have a couple others that are tangential to Christmas, but I tend to specialize in Halloween.
December 25, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Reposting all 4 of my Christmas cartoons. I do have a couple others that are tangential to Christmas, but I tend to specialize in Halloween.
I see your “Die Hard is a Christmas movie” take & raise you “Monty Python’s Life of Brian” is a Christmas (and Easter) film. If it’s not too much for you, Indiana Jones & the Last Crusade is also an Easter movie. Anything grail related counts. Monty Python’s Holy Grail, Excalibur… Easter movies.
December 24, 2025 at 5:51 AM
I see your “Die Hard is a Christmas movie” take & raise you “Monty Python’s Life of Brian” is a Christmas (and Easter) film. If it’s not too much for you, Indiana Jones & the Last Crusade is also an Easter movie. Anything grail related counts. Monty Python’s Holy Grail, Excalibur… Easter movies.
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The #1 movie from when you were 10 years old is hell your 2026 is going to go.
If that’s true, then I’m probably getting beat up a bit but on the plus side I get to punch a lot of Nazis.
If that’s true, then I’m probably getting beat up a bit but on the plus side I get to punch a lot of Nazis.
December 23, 2025 at 5:47 AM
The #1 movie from when you were 10 years old is hell your 2026 is going to go.
If that’s true, then I’m probably getting beat up a bit but on the plus side I get to punch a lot of Nazis.
If that’s true, then I’m probably getting beat up a bit but on the plus side I get to punch a lot of Nazis.
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The holidays got you down?
Wish it was still Halloween times?
I got you covered here at @comicartsla.bsky.social , table 21A.
Wish it was still Halloween times?
I got you covered here at @comicartsla.bsky.social , table 21A.
December 14, 2025 at 7:55 PM
The holidays got you down?
Wish it was still Halloween times?
I got you covered here at @comicartsla.bsky.social , table 21A.
Wish it was still Halloween times?
I got you covered here at @comicartsla.bsky.social , table 21A.
I haven’t been hit with Whamageddon yet. I’ve so far avoided shopping malls.
December 11, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I haven’t been hit with Whamageddon yet. I’ve so far avoided shopping malls.
I don’t normally check it, but according to my phone I took 15,000 steps yesterday. Most of those were in the boots for my Jedi costume.
December 6, 2025 at 10:14 AM
I don’t normally check it, but according to my phone I took 15,000 steps yesterday. Most of those were in the boots for my Jedi costume.
Met @chiitan.love at Tokyo Comic Con!
December 5, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Met @chiitan.love at Tokyo Comic Con!
I’m not saying I want this to happen, it ultimately wouldn’t be good, but the thought crossed my mind: It would get crazy if Disney bought WB, Marvel & DC would be owned by the same parent company. Same for Bugs Bunny & Mickey. Some Roger Rabbit level collisions going on there.
December 3, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I’m not saying I want this to happen, it ultimately wouldn’t be good, but the thought crossed my mind: It would get crazy if Disney bought WB, Marvel & DC would be owned by the same parent company. Same for Bugs Bunny & Mickey. Some Roger Rabbit level collisions going on there.
No, I didn’t make the circle. It’s all a matter of perspective.
November 29, 2025 at 11:46 PM
No, I didn’t make the circle. It’s all a matter of perspective.
Not the greatest detail, but it was taken from across the small park with my phone’s camera zoomed in just shy of max zoom, so I wasn’t expecting a high quality photo.
November 28, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Not the greatest detail, but it was taken from across the small park with my phone’s camera zoomed in just shy of max zoom, so I wasn’t expecting a high quality photo.
Living outside the US, Thanksgiving is one of those holidays I kind of lose track of.
Side note, I was once asked if there was a 4th of July in Japan, and while there is one on the calendar, it’s just the day after the 3rd, & no big deal.
Side note, I was once asked if there was a 4th of July in Japan, and while there is one on the calendar, it’s just the day after the 3rd, & no big deal.
November 27, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Living outside the US, Thanksgiving is one of those holidays I kind of lose track of.
Side note, I was once asked if there was a 4th of July in Japan, and while there is one on the calendar, it’s just the day after the 3rd, & no big deal.
Side note, I was once asked if there was a 4th of July in Japan, and while there is one on the calendar, it’s just the day after the 3rd, & no big deal.
Randomly ran across this video, and almost skipped it after the first few seconds but I’m so glad I stuck with it. I suspect it may be a work of genius. So bad, but do good, and i think they knew exactly what they were doing. youtube.com/shorts/1dJI_...
Musashi’s Newton Moment — The Sword Moves with Gravity #Musashi #Samurai #swordsmanship
YouTube video by SAMURAI KAZ ARTS / KAZ KOBAYASHI
youtube.com
November 25, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Randomly ran across this video, and almost skipped it after the first few seconds but I’m so glad I stuck with it. I suspect it may be a work of genius. So bad, but do good, and i think they knew exactly what they were doing. youtube.com/shorts/1dJI_...
QRP your art with fire
Closest I’ve got (except for 2 I just did but I’m thinking of saving for next October)
Closest I’ve got (except for 2 I just did but I’m thinking of saving for next October)
November 22, 2025 at 7:49 PM
QRP your art with fire
Closest I’ve got (except for 2 I just did but I’m thinking of saving for next October)
Closest I’ve got (except for 2 I just did but I’m thinking of saving for next October)
Soon the Republican Donald Trump Care Act will be going into effect:
Insurance costs increasing?
Republicans Don T Care Act
Losing coverage or going uninsured?
Republicans Don T Care Act
Can’t afford healthcare?
Republicans Don T Care Act
Oh, and it’s not an act. They really just don’t care.
Insurance costs increasing?
Republicans Don T Care Act
Losing coverage or going uninsured?
Republicans Don T Care Act
Can’t afford healthcare?
Republicans Don T Care Act
Oh, and it’s not an act. They really just don’t care.
November 21, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Soon the Republican Donald Trump Care Act will be going into effect:
Insurance costs increasing?
Republicans Don T Care Act
Losing coverage or going uninsured?
Republicans Don T Care Act
Can’t afford healthcare?
Republicans Don T Care Act
Oh, and it’s not an act. They really just don’t care.
Insurance costs increasing?
Republicans Don T Care Act
Losing coverage or going uninsured?
Republicans Don T Care Act
Can’t afford healthcare?
Republicans Don T Care Act
Oh, and it’s not an act. They really just don’t care.
You’re, uh, hairy, wizard.
November 18, 2025 at 2:10 AM
You’re, uh, hairy, wizard.
I drove past a house that had a sign out front that said “AI program/Chatgpt school”. FWIW, the sign was hand-painted.
I’d have taken a photo, but… driving.
I’d have taken a photo, but… driving.
November 13, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I drove past a house that had a sign out front that said “AI program/Chatgpt school”. FWIW, the sign was hand-painted.
I’d have taken a photo, but… driving.
I’d have taken a photo, but… driving.
November 12, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Earlier today, I drove past a sign that said “Trusty motors”. They used an unfortunate choice of font, I first read it as “Crusty motors”.
November 11, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Earlier today, I drove past a sign that said “Trusty motors”. They used an unfortunate choice of font, I first read it as “Crusty motors”.
Drop something black
November 11, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Drop something black