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My boss told me to attach two pieces of wood together... I totally nailed it!

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February 9, 2026 at 8:41 AM
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Why can't eggs have love? They will break up too soon.

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February 9, 2026 at 1:23 AM
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I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey, but I turned myself around.

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February 8, 2026 at 4:20 PM
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Guy told me today he did not know what cloning is. I told him, "that makes 2 of us."

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February 8, 2026 at 8:23 AM
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I got fired from a florist, apparently I took too many leaves.

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February 8, 2026 at 1:54 AM
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How do you get a baby alien to sleep? You rocket.

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February 7, 2026 at 4:20 PM
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"Hey, dad, did you get a haircut?" "No, I got them all cut."

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February 7, 2026 at 8:21 AM
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You know that cemetery up the road? People are dying to get in there.

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February 7, 2026 at 1:16 AM
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When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.

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February 6, 2026 at 4:34 PM
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Did you hear about the campsite that got visited by Bigfoot? It got in tents.

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February 6, 2026 at 8:32 AM
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What's the best thing about elevator jokes? They work on so many levels.

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February 6, 2026 at 1:17 AM
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What do you call a fashionable lawn statue with an excellent sense of rhythmn? A metro-gnome

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February 5, 2026 at 4:37 PM
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I just ran a marathon in Sweden.

I knew I was lost when I crossed the Finnish line.

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February 3, 2026 at 10:18 PM
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There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.

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February 5, 2026 at 8:33 AM
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How can you tell a vampire has a cold? They start coffin.

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February 5, 2026 at 1:17 AM
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Don’t interrupt someone working intently on a puzzle. Chances are, you’ll hear some crosswords.

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February 4, 2026 at 4:36 PM
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What musical instrument is found in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste.

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February 4, 2026 at 8:31 AM
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I was just looking at my ceiling. Not sure if it’s the best ceiling in the world, but it’s definitely up there.

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February 4, 2026 at 1:17 AM
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Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.

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February 3, 2026 at 4:42 PM
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#DadJoke #SorryNotSorry
February 1, 2026 at 1:01 AM
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I knew i shouldn’t have ate that seafood. Because now i’m feeling a little… Eel

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February 3, 2026 at 8:27 AM
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Someone asked me to name two structures that hold water. I said "Well dam"

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February 3, 2026 at 1:21 AM
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What has a bed that you can’t sleep in? A river.

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February 2, 2026 at 4:28 PM
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I’m reading a book on the history of glue – can’t put it down.

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February 2, 2026 at 8:34 AM
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Why don't sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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February 2, 2026 at 1:21 AM