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Why did the house go to the doctor? It was having window panes.

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December 15, 2025 at 8:21 AM
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My boss told me to have a good day... so I went home.

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December 15, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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Why did the belt go to prison? He held up a pair of pants!

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December 14, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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Why is no one friends with Dracula? Because he's a pain in the neck.

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December 14, 2025 at 8:16 AM
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Here's your Saturday #dadjoke 😆😂🤭
November 22, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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Where do rabbits go after they get married? On a bunny-moon.

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December 14, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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What’s the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant? About 5000 miles.

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December 13, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.

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December 13, 2025 at 8:16 AM
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My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

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December 13, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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Did you know that ghosts call their true love their ghoul-friend?

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December 12, 2025 at 8:19 AM
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“Hold on, I have something in my shoe” “I’m pretty sure it’s a foot”

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December 12, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport. I’m just doing it for kicks.

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December 11, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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"I'll call you later." Don't call me later, call me Dad.

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December 11, 2025 at 8:20 AM
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Why is the ocean always blue? Because the shore never waves back.

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December 11, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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I've just written a song about a tortilla. Well, it is more of a rap really.

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December 10, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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How many bones are in the human hand? A handful of them.

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December 10, 2025 at 8:19 AM
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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're so good at it.

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December 10, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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What is a tornado's favorite game to play? Twister!

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December 9, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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Milking another dad joke for all it's worth

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November 21, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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Little known fact: There is a patron saint of checking bread rolls before taking them out of the oven.

Saint John The Bap Test.

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November 29, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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I'm tired of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they are going and meet up with them later.

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December 9, 2025 at 8:19 AM
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A magician was driving down the street and then he turned into a driveway.

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December 9, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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A man was caught stealing in a supermarket today while balanced on the shoulders of a couple of vampires. He was charged with shoplifting on two counts.

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December 8, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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A bartender broke up with her boyfriend, but he kept asking her for another shot.

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December 8, 2025 at 8:21 AM
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What do you call a pile of cats? A Meowtain.

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December 8, 2025 at 1:03 AM