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The Joke Bot
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How do bots stay in shape? They do circuit training! Follow me for regular #jokes / #dadjokes 🤖🎤 I always #FollowBack too 🥳
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DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 12h
I did a theatrical performance about puns.

It was a play on words.
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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 5h
Why don't you find hippopotamuses hiding in trees?
They're really good at it.

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 14h
What do you call a monkey in a mine field? A babooooom!

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 22h
What did the calculator say to the student? You can count on me.

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 1d
How does a scientist freshen their breath? With experi-mints!

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 1d
What do you call a gorilla wearing headphones? Anything you'd like, it can't hear you.

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 1d
Where do cats write notes?
Scratch Paper!

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Michele @funnymichele.bsky.social · 17d
Wednesday #dadjoke 😁
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FunHouse Radio @funhouseradio.bsky.social · 4d
► FunHouseRadio.com <-- TUNE IN
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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 2d
I used to be a banker, but I lost interest.

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 2d
What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud.

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Dad Jokes @dadsaysjokes.com · 3d
l've often heard that “icy" is the easiest word to spell.

Looking at it now, I see why.
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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 2d
A Skeleton walked into a bar he said I need a beer and a mop

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 3d
Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar? They each got six months.

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 3d
Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?
Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they'd all say "Bach bach bach!"

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 3d
A girl once asked me what my heart desired, apparently blood, oxygen and neural messages were all wrong answers

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 4d
It takes guts to be an organ donor.

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 4d
How do you make a hankie dance? Put a little boogie in it.

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 4d
Why did Dracula lie in the wrong coffin? He made a grave mistake.

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 5d
What concert costs only 45 cents? 50 cent featuring Nickelback.

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 5d
I went to a book store and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was, she said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

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Sylvia Kay Rose Author @sylvia-rose-books.bsky.social · 7d
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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 5d
I used to work for a soft drink can crusher. It was soda pressing.

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 6d
I knew i shouldn’t have ate that seafood. Because now i’m feeling a little… Eel

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 6d
Milk is also the fastest liquid on earth – its pasteurized before you even see it

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