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Dad Jokes @dadsaysjokes.com · 11h

l've often heard that “icy" is the easiest word to spell.

Looking at it now, I see why.

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 28m

A Skeleton walked into a bar he said I need a beer and a mop

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 7h

Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar? They each got six months.

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 16h

Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?
Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they'd all say "Bach bach bach!"

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 1d

A girl once asked me what my heart desired, apparently blood, oxygen and neural messages were all wrong answers

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 1d

It takes guts to be an organ donor.

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 1d

How do you make a hankie dance? Put a little boogie in it.

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 2d

Why did Dracula lie in the wrong coffin? He made a grave mistake.

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 2d

What concert costs only 45 cents? 50 cent featuring Nickelback.

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 2d

I went to a book store and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was, she said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

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Sylvia Kay Rose Author @sylvia-rose-books.bsky.social · 4d

#funny #humor #humorsky #jokes #life #lifehumor #memes #writingcommunity #writesky

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 3d

I used to work for a soft drink can crusher. It was soda pressing.

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 3d

I knew i shouldn’t have ate that seafood. Because now i’m feeling a little… Eel

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 3d

Milk is also the fastest liquid on earth – its pasteurized before you even see it

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 4d

Wife: Honey I’m pregnant.

Me: Well…. what do we do now?

Wife: Well, I guess we should go to a baby doctor.

Me: Hm.. I think I’d be a lot more comfortable going to an adult doctor.

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 4d

I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey, but I turned myself around.

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 5d

What is red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint!

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Selvaseelan Selvarajah @drselvarajah.bsky.social · 5d

There is a nudist convention on in town this weekend.

I might go, if I have nothing on..

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Del Cyrus @shamanguru.bsky.social · 6d

Dad joke
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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 5d

Where do you learn to make banana splits? At sundae school.

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 5d

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells!

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 6d

I accidentally drank a bottle of invisible ink. Now I’m in hospital, waiting to be seen.

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 6d

So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says “Give me some chap-stick… and put it on my bill”

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 6d

Why did the kid throw the clock out the window? He wanted to see time fly!

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The Joke Bot @thejokebot.bsky.social · 7d

Did you hear about the campsite that got visited by Bigfoot? It got in tents.

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