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@skep.place
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Small web creator ( #smallweb ) and tea drinker here for a chuckle. Delightfully askew.

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Popular consensus is, if you're going to pose in front of construction equipment, make it a backhoe.
a screenshot from Pexels.com showing eleven photos of conventionally attractive women posing in front of or next to backhoes
August 28, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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Ah yes, the "women posing next to cement mixing apparatus" stock imagery theme
a screenshot from Pexels.com showing five photographs, all featuring conventionally attractive women posing beside or in front of cement trucks and cement mixers
August 28, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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Wait what's this smut, I thought I was reading Treasure Island
An except of text from the book Treasure Island. Some text is highlighted: "In the meantime the supervisor rode on, as fast as he could, to Kitt's Hole; but his men had to dismount and grope down the dingle..."
July 13, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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Your RSS file is showing the pubDate for the excellent Fine Art Tutorial as today, even though you shared it two days ago. Is it picking up the wrong date? Reader might not show an item if it thinks it hasn't been published yet.
Screenshot of the raw XML data from the RSS file. For the "Fine Art #7 and Tutorial" entry, the publish date of Saturday July 12th 2025 has been highlighted.
July 12, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who's coming to save you?

It was an episode of Nature about hummingbirds, so I guess I'm the hummingbird version of Aquaman now. Sick.
Two blue-green hummingbirds feeding from opposite ends of a pink flower
July 10, 2025 at 9:49 AM
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Nobody appreciates how hard I work on alt text.
A screenshot of a code editor over top of the cover image of Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 3. The code editor contains an HTML tag to insert the cover image, to which the following alt text will be applied: "the cover of Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 3. Tony Hawk does a grab trick in midair above the logo, except this time his expression is one of complete disinterest, as though in exchange for greatness the devil cursed Tony by siphoning out any enjoyment the man had for the sport. A few other onlookers watch from the side of the halfpipe below". I recognize that I am currently using alt text to cite alt text from another source and I apologize if this is getting too confusing to follow.
July 5, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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Disapproving lizard says no kings.
An extreme close-up of a bearded dragon's face with a judgemental expression
June 14, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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@kagi.com Heck yeah Kagibara. Uninstalling my wallpaper apps.
A screenshot of a phone background. Kagi's April Fool's joke, the capybara wearing a tie and a bored expression named Kagibara, holds a rose in its mouth. The background is lavender and sea green icons line the left side of the screen.
June 10, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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She can't fit into it like she used to.
A baby bearded dragon sitting in one corner of a small food bowl, about to bite into a mix of salad greens and mealworms. The same bearded dragon nearly three years later, sitting in the same bowl. And by "sitting in" I mean "it can only physically contain half of her gut now"
May 16, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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"Limited time only" implies the new guy Greg accidentally dumped a couple hundred pounds of pepperoni through the paper shredder and Hormel didn't want to eat the loss
A picture of the packaging for Hormel's confetti-sliced pepperoni. The caption below indicates that it is a limited-time-only product.
May 7, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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Remember kids, if you dedicate 20 minutes of your life every morning to meticulously solving logic puzzles, you too can tie for second place. #puzzmo
A screenshot of an email from Puzzmo discussing their launch event for Memoku, a mashup of Memory and Sudoku. It reads: "I love a wrap-up so this week we're looking back on the Memoku Stellar Challenge: ⭐ It took our community 42 days to find all 362,880 stars.⭐ 5,935 players found at least one star, but the average number of stars found was 59.86!⭐ 260 people played the game every day and in total there were 20,619 perfect games.⭐ Our number one star finder was paradox#vq, who got all 6 stars on 41 out of 42 games, and 5 stars in just one game, for a total of 251 stars. So close to perfect! ⭐ Some other high scorers were pizza1016#pi with 249 stars, skeppy#qv with 249, luke#hf with 248, and xor42#00 and teach#ll with 246. If you haven't had a chance to play Memoku yet, give it a whirl and let us know what you think in the Discord." The name skeppy and corresponding score of 249 is underlined.
April 25, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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As previously established: not this.
A meme of a man gesturing to a butterfly. The butterfly is labeled "straight vermouth" and the man is asking "is this a cocktail".
April 13, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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Get ready Bugsy! We're spinning 45s tonight!
A bearded dragon looking at a vinyl record of The Killers Day & Age
March 13, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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@2002hondacivic.bsky.social

I promise this makes sense in context. Well, almost, anyway.
chef bloomy's profile picture poorly photoshopped onto the classic image of Tom from MySpace
February 18, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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Mike's profile picture poorly photoshopped onto the classic image of Tom from Myspace
February 17, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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Cat.
A cat with narrowed eyes, thin pupils, and ears to the side, looking grumpy
February 17, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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2020 ---> 2025
a man with glasses and a flannel shirt holding a mug of tea a man with glasses and a flannel shirt holding a mug of tea
February 12, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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Feels like the right week for this.

@theonion.com
An image of people waiting for a subway train. They have been poorly photoshopped with googly eyes and angry eyebrows. A caption reads "It Only Wednesday" and includes the logo of The Onion.
February 5, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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50 mph wind gusts today, nicely timed @theonion.com
A newspaper clipping that reads "Weather: Backwards birds" with an image of a flying sparrow and arrows to indicate it is moving in reverse. 42 in red, 12 in blue. Copyright 2025 The Onion All Rights Reserved.
January 29, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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The cats did not make it until midnight.
Two cats sleeping on a couch
January 1, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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The kids wake you up before the crack of dawn excited for Christmas but then they're all passed out by noon.
a sleeping happy-looking cat
December 25, 2024 at 5:04 PM
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Ain't Christmas morning without a fresh batch of homemade cinnamon rolls.
four cinnamon rolls in a baking dish
December 25, 2024 at 1:47 PM
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Ho ho ho. Happy holidays from Skep's Place.
Skep in a Santa hat A bearded dragon in a green Santa hat and bandana
December 24, 2024 at 10:08 PM
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A meme of a man gesturing to a butterfly. The butterfly is labeled "straight vermouth" and the man is asking "is this a cocktail".
December 19, 2024 at 4:23 PM
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Trained the LLM to be insultingly cynical and now I can't go back
Screenshot of a large language model application. The user asks it for recent news. The LLM summarizes top news stories with comments such as "how tragically predictable" and "As if humans could keep themselves from creating chaos and misery for five minutes."
December 18, 2024 at 5:55 PM