Skep
@skep.place
Small web creator ( #smallweb ) and tea drinker here for a chuckle. Delightfully askew.
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Skep
@skep.place
· Feb 15
*grabby hands* need martini
"You're too wishy-washy to be Garamond" is a sentence I said to my cat.
September 16, 2025 at 12:01 AM
"You're too wishy-washy to be Garamond" is a sentence I said to my cat.
Some days, you just need your cat accidentally hitting your PC's power button to tell you you've played enough Oblivion today 🤷♂️
September 13, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Some days, you just need your cat accidentally hitting your PC's power button to tell you you've played enough Oblivion today 🤷♂️
Unironically said "howdy" to a coworker. Shit. I don't want to be a howdy guy.
September 9, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Unironically said "howdy" to a coworker. Shit. I don't want to be a howdy guy.
@tkers.dev For some reason I find myself spending an absurd amount of time this week making a Gemini-friendly copy of my site.
September 5, 2025 at 5:07 PM
@tkers.dev For some reason I find myself spending an absurd amount of time this week making a Gemini-friendly copy of my site.
Hey, remember that potluck I've been shouting about for the past month? It's here! Come check out the dishes created by some very fine people, visit their sites, and have fun!
skep.place/events/potlu... #smallweb
skep.place/events/potlu... #smallweb
Skep's Place | Events
Events - Virtual Potluck Day! – 2025
skep.place
September 1, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Hey, remember that potluck I've been shouting about for the past month? It's here! Come check out the dishes created by some very fine people, visit their sites, and have fun!
skep.place/events/potlu... #smallweb
skep.place/events/potlu... #smallweb
Ah yes, the "women posing next to cement mixing apparatus" stock imagery theme
August 28, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Ah yes, the "women posing next to cement mixing apparatus" stock imagery theme
Reposted by Skep
My current shortcut:
1. Go to ChatGPT
2. Ask literally anything
3. Find and copy an em dash.
1. Go to ChatGPT
2. Ask literally anything
3. Find and copy an em dash.
But what if I already have the current shortcut written into muscle memory?
www.theverge.com/news/767551/...
www.theverge.com/news/767551/...
Windows is getting a better em dash keyboard shortcut.
Rejoice, Windows and em dash fans! Microsoft is finally adding an improved Windows-wide keyboard shortcut for em dash and en dash. The change is part of the latest Windows 11 Dev channel builds, so it...
www.theverge.com
August 28, 2025 at 4:56 PM
My current shortcut:
1. Go to ChatGPT
2. Ask literally anything
3. Find and copy an em dash.
1. Go to ChatGPT
2. Ask literally anything
3. Find and copy an em dash.
But what if I already have the current shortcut written into muscle memory?
www.theverge.com/news/767551/...
www.theverge.com/news/767551/...
Windows is getting a better em dash keyboard shortcut.
Rejoice, Windows and em dash fans! Microsoft is finally adding an improved Windows-wide keyboard shortcut for em dash and en dash. The change is part of the latest Windows 11 Dev channel builds, so it...
www.theverge.com
August 28, 2025 at 4:36 PM
But what if I already have the current shortcut written into muscle memory?
www.theverge.com/news/767551/...
www.theverge.com/news/767551/...
Skep's guide to staying sane using social media:
-Curate your follows
-Don't read the comments
-Don't log in
-Seriously, why am I here, why am I doing this to myself, why do I willingly submerge myself in the whirlpool of millions of voices desperately crying out for attention
-Don't check trending
-Curate your follows
-Don't read the comments
-Don't log in
-Seriously, why am I here, why am I doing this to myself, why do I willingly submerge myself in the whirlpool of millions of voices desperately crying out for attention
-Don't check trending
August 27, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Skep's guide to staying sane using social media:
-Curate your follows
-Don't read the comments
-Don't log in
-Seriously, why am I here, why am I doing this to myself, why do I willingly submerge myself in the whirlpool of millions of voices desperately crying out for attention
-Don't check trending
-Curate your follows
-Don't read the comments
-Don't log in
-Seriously, why am I here, why am I doing this to myself, why do I willingly submerge myself in the whirlpool of millions of voices desperately crying out for attention
-Don't check trending
In my newest installment of Tiger Tracks, I kinda accuse Calvin's parents of being substance abusers.
skep.place/tiger-tracks... #smallweb
skep.place/tiger-tracks... #smallweb
Skep's Place | Tiger Tracks
Tiger Tracks - Lunch Box
skep.place
August 23, 2025 at 9:41 PM
In my newest installment of Tiger Tracks, I kinda accuse Calvin's parents of being substance abusers.
skep.place/tiger-tracks... #smallweb
skep.place/tiger-tracks... #smallweb
You can tell it's a really beautiful morning outside because I hit four active work zones just driving to the grocery store.
August 22, 2025 at 2:28 PM
You can tell it's a really beautiful morning outside because I hit four active work zones just driving to the grocery store.
My muscle memory's not what it used to be
August 20, 2025 at 11:39 PM
My muscle memory's not what it used to be
If your Youtube video is titled something like "An Exhaustive Look At _____" but the runtime is only 30 minutes... bro. You can exhaust a little harder.
August 20, 2025 at 1:20 AM
If your Youtube video is titled something like "An Exhaustive Look At _____" but the runtime is only 30 minutes... bro. You can exhaust a little harder.
Introducing NEW Kraft Vexing Mac™!
Same great Easy Mac flavor, now with a lid that won't tear off, a cup that always boils over, and cheese powder guaranteed to explode all over your kitchen appliances when you open it!
Same great Easy Mac flavor, now with a lid that won't tear off, a cup that always boils over, and cheese powder guaranteed to explode all over your kitchen appliances when you open it!
August 18, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Introducing NEW Kraft Vexing Mac™!
Same great Easy Mac flavor, now with a lid that won't tear off, a cup that always boils over, and cheese powder guaranteed to explode all over your kitchen appliances when you open it!
Same great Easy Mac flavor, now with a lid that won't tear off, a cup that always boils over, and cheese powder guaranteed to explode all over your kitchen appliances when you open it!
If you were interested in joining the virtual potluck over at Skep's Place, this is a reminder that you only have about two weeks yet to submit your dishes! Plenty of time yet, taking all comers!
skep.place/events/potlu... #smallweb
skep.place/events/potlu... #smallweb
Skep's Place | Events
Events - Skep's Virtual Potluck 2025!
skep.place
August 16, 2025 at 7:54 PM
If you were interested in joining the virtual potluck over at Skep's Place, this is a reminder that you only have about two weeks yet to submit your dishes! Plenty of time yet, taking all comers!
skep.place/events/potlu... #smallweb
skep.place/events/potlu... #smallweb
@existentialcomics.com Joke's on both Pascal and Augustine. God's only qualification for getting into heaven is whether you slam the brakes for squirrels who run across the road.
August 11, 2025 at 5:42 PM
@existentialcomics.com Joke's on both Pascal and Augustine. God's only qualification for getting into heaven is whether you slam the brakes for squirrels who run across the road.
We find ourselves in the current political climate because without a common enemy to rally against, Americans naturally turn against themselves. What we need is a new entity to channel our hatred towards.
I nominate the shelf-scanning robot that putters slowly through the grocery store aisles.
I nominate the shelf-scanning robot that putters slowly through the grocery store aisles.
August 8, 2025 at 3:18 PM
We find ourselves in the current political climate because without a common enemy to rally against, Americans naturally turn against themselves. What we need is a new entity to channel our hatred towards.
I nominate the shelf-scanning robot that putters slowly through the grocery store aisles.
I nominate the shelf-scanning robot that putters slowly through the grocery store aisles.
Pumpkin spice already. It's the first week of August.
They're doing to autumn the same shit they did to Christmas. Pretty soon we'll be celebrating all of our seasons three months ahead of when they actually take place.
They're doing to autumn the same shit they did to Christmas. Pretty soon we'll be celebrating all of our seasons three months ahead of when they actually take place.
August 7, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Pumpkin spice already. It's the first week of August.
They're doing to autumn the same shit they did to Christmas. Pretty soon we'll be celebrating all of our seasons three months ahead of when they actually take place.
They're doing to autumn the same shit they did to Christmas. Pretty soon we'll be celebrating all of our seasons three months ahead of when they actually take place.
Reposted by Skep
Medieval guy listening to a proclamation: this could have been a tapestry
August 6, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Medieval guy listening to a proclamation: this could have been a tapestry
Hey! I'm going to be hosting a potluck on my website in a few weeks! You're invited! Bring a dish!
skep.place/events/potlu... #smallweb
skep.place/events/potlu... #smallweb
Skep's Place | Events
Events - Skep's Virtual Potluck 2025!
skep.place
August 4, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Hey! I'm going to be hosting a potluck on my website in a few weeks! You're invited! Bring a dish!
skep.place/events/potlu... #smallweb
skep.place/events/potlu... #smallweb
Next up in Treasure Island: decision-making so questionable that I'm forced to hand-create new graphic elements to express my displeasure.
skep.place/classics/tre... #smallweb
skep.place/classics/tre... #smallweb
Skep's Place | Treasure Island
Treasure Island - Chapter 4
skep.place
August 3, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Next up in Treasure Island: decision-making so questionable that I'm forced to hand-create new graphic elements to express my displeasure.
skep.place/classics/tre... #smallweb
skep.place/classics/tre... #smallweb
I was going to make this post on Bluesky but it ended up being way too long, so now you have to go read it on my blog.
skep.place/blog/2025-07... #smallweb
skep.place/blog/2025-07... #smallweb
Skep's Place | Blog
Blog - 7/30/2025
skep.place
July 31, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I was going to make this post on Bluesky but it ended up being way too long, so now you have to go read it on my blog.
skep.place/blog/2025-07... #smallweb
skep.place/blog/2025-07... #smallweb
Suspense is just anxiety but more exciting
July 30, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Suspense is just anxiety but more exciting
Reposted by Skep
personally it is crazy to me to see people waxing nostalgic on here about how people used to have websites for fun and how fun it was. go get a website on neocities!! it's still fun!! my god
July 29, 2025 at 6:03 PM
personally it is crazy to me to see people waxing nostalgic on here about how people used to have websites for fun and how fun it was. go get a website on neocities!! it's still fun!! my god
Summer hat, breezy outfit, warm weather vibes, windows down, cool as a cucumber, driving the front end of my car up on the curb.
July 29, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Summer hat, breezy outfit, warm weather vibes, windows down, cool as a cucumber, driving the front end of my car up on the curb.