Skinny Lamp
@skinnylamp.bsky.social
Trying to be fine and upstanding while turning the lights back on
Eeeeeeuuuuwwww!!!!
January 15, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Eeeeeeuuuuwwww!!!!
I can't think of anybody in history that should get the Nobel Prize more than me
So I wait for my notification from Norway & my new award from them
(I hope it comes with a ribbon too so I can hang it round my neck and wear it for everyone to see how important I am - much more important than Obama)
So I wait for my notification from Norway & my new award from them
(I hope it comes with a ribbon too so I can hang it round my neck and wear it for everyone to see how important I am - much more important than Obama)
January 13, 2026 at 10:53 AM
I can't think of anybody in history that should get the Nobel Prize more than me
So I wait for my notification from Norway & my new award from them
(I hope it comes with a ribbon too so I can hang it round my neck and wear it for everyone to see how important I am - much more important than Obama)
So I wait for my notification from Norway & my new award from them
(I hope it comes with a ribbon too so I can hang it round my neck and wear it for everyone to see how important I am - much more important than Obama)
ICE agents seem not to have realized yet that personnel records, including their names and addresses, will become available to the next administration.
When they are investigated they may be surprised to discover that immunity from criminal prosecution does not cover them.
That day is coming soon.
When they are investigated they may be surprised to discover that immunity from criminal prosecution does not cover them.
That day is coming soon.
January 12, 2026 at 11:36 PM
ICE agents seem not to have realized yet that personnel records, including their names and addresses, will become available to the next administration.
When they are investigated they may be surprised to discover that immunity from criminal prosecution does not cover them.
That day is coming soon.
When they are investigated they may be surprised to discover that immunity from criminal prosecution does not cover them.
That day is coming soon.
This Latino male working at Target was beaten and then released by ICE
He is a US citizen
@msnowreports.bsky.social @dallasnews.com @velshi.com @velshimsnow.bsky.social @nytimes.com @abcnews4.com @theguardian.com @us.theguardian.com @usatoday.com @people.com @cnn.com @sfchronicle.com
He is a US citizen
@msnowreports.bsky.social @dallasnews.com @velshi.com @velshimsnow.bsky.social @nytimes.com @abcnews4.com @theguardian.com @us.theguardian.com @usatoday.com @people.com @cnn.com @sfchronicle.com
This is f*cked up!
There isn’t any law in this country that requires you to provide proof of citizenship on the interior, but unfortunately ICE is racially profiling.
And they don’t care if you say you’re a US citizen.
So where does this leave everyone? If you don’t look white, you’re in danger.
There isn’t any law in this country that requires you to provide proof of citizenship on the interior, but unfortunately ICE is racially profiling.
And they don’t care if you say you’re a US citizen.
So where does this leave everyone? If you don’t look white, you’re in danger.
January 12, 2026 at 8:35 PM
This Latino male working at Target was beaten and then released by ICE
He is a US citizen
@msnowreports.bsky.social @dallasnews.com @velshi.com @velshimsnow.bsky.social @nytimes.com @abcnews4.com @theguardian.com @us.theguardian.com @usatoday.com @people.com @cnn.com @sfchronicle.com
He is a US citizen
@msnowreports.bsky.social @dallasnews.com @velshi.com @velshimsnow.bsky.social @nytimes.com @abcnews4.com @theguardian.com @us.theguardian.com @usatoday.com @people.com @cnn.com @sfchronicle.com
Watch out!
It's a big scary man
It's a big scary man
January 11, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Watch out!
It's a big scary man
It's a big scary man
Jonathan Ross named as ICE agent who shot and killed Renee Good in Minneapolis
"The Immigration and Customs Enforcement agent who fatally shot a 37-year-old woman in Minneapolis Wednesday is Jonathan Ross…according to a person with knowledge of the case and verified by court documents."
"The Immigration and Customs Enforcement agent who fatally shot a 37-year-old woman in Minneapolis Wednesday is Jonathan Ross…according to a person with knowledge of the case and verified by court documents."
January 8, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Jonathan Ross named as ICE agent who shot and killed Renee Good in Minneapolis
"The Immigration and Customs Enforcement agent who fatally shot a 37-year-old woman in Minneapolis Wednesday is Jonathan Ross…according to a person with knowledge of the case and verified by court documents."
"The Immigration and Customs Enforcement agent who fatally shot a 37-year-old woman in Minneapolis Wednesday is Jonathan Ross…according to a person with knowledge of the case and verified by court documents."
The main reason to kidnap the despicable leader of Venezuela?
Two words: Jeffrey Epstein
or, in one word: distraction
Two words: Jeffrey Epstein
or, in one word: distraction
January 5, 2026 at 10:30 PM
The main reason to kidnap the despicable leader of Venezuela?
Two words: Jeffrey Epstein
or, in one word: distraction
Two words: Jeffrey Epstein
or, in one word: distraction
CBS whack-a-mole: trying to get Canadian broadcast of spiked 60 Minutes 'Inside CECOT' report taken down off the internet
Like mushrooms growing in muck, another one just popped up — in case you'd like to see it before they try to take it down again
#cecot #cbsnews #60minutes #streisandeffect
Like mushrooms growing in muck, another one just popped up — in case you'd like to see it before they try to take it down again
#cecot #cbsnews #60minutes #streisandeffect
Watch the 60 Minutes CECOT Video Trump Didn't Want You To See
YouTube video by ThreeSonorans
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December 23, 2025 at 3:37 PM
CBS whack-a-mole: trying to get Canadian broadcast of spiked 60 Minutes 'Inside CECOT' report taken down off the internet
Like mushrooms growing in muck, another one just popped up — in case you'd like to see it before they try to take it down again
#cecot #cbsnews #60minutes #streisandeffect
Like mushrooms growing in muck, another one just popped up — in case you'd like to see it before they try to take it down again
#cecot #cbsnews #60minutes #streisandeffect
Stephen Miller - making racism ugly again
December 10, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Stephen Miller - making racism ugly again
Reposted by Skinny Lamp
Feel low? A 2012 article in The Onion lifted spirits then & feels able to now—that clock is ticking
"You can always take solace in the fact that the monstrous, unimaginable piece of shit that is me will stop existing fairly soon, and I will continue to not exist for the remainder of your lifetime"
"You can always take solace in the fact that the monstrous, unimaginable piece of shit that is me will stop existing fairly soon, and I will continue to not exist for the remainder of your lifetime"
When You're Feeling Low, Just Remember I'll Be Dead In About 15 Or 20 Years
My friends, everybody has their down days, and during these long winter months it is especially easy to succumb to the doldrums and find yourself in a bit of a funk. But not to fear! I have a simple t...
theonion.com
November 17, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Feel low? A 2012 article in The Onion lifted spirits then & feels able to now—that clock is ticking
"You can always take solace in the fact that the monstrous, unimaginable piece of shit that is me will stop existing fairly soon, and I will continue to not exist for the remainder of your lifetime"
"You can always take solace in the fact that the monstrous, unimaginable piece of shit that is me will stop existing fairly soon, and I will continue to not exist for the remainder of your lifetime"
Feel low? A 2012 article in The Onion lifted spirits then & feels able to now—that clock is ticking
"You can always take solace in the fact that the monstrous, unimaginable piece of shit that is me will stop existing fairly soon, and I will continue to not exist for the remainder of your lifetime"
"You can always take solace in the fact that the monstrous, unimaginable piece of shit that is me will stop existing fairly soon, and I will continue to not exist for the remainder of your lifetime"
When You're Feeling Low, Just Remember I'll Be Dead In About 15 Or 20 Years
My friends, everybody has their down days, and during these long winter months it is especially easy to succumb to the doldrums and find yourself in a bit of a funk. But not to fear! I have a simple t...
theonion.com
November 17, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Feel low? A 2012 article in The Onion lifted spirits then & feels able to now—that clock is ticking
"You can always take solace in the fact that the monstrous, unimaginable piece of shit that is me will stop existing fairly soon, and I will continue to not exist for the remainder of your lifetime"
"You can always take solace in the fact that the monstrous, unimaginable piece of shit that is me will stop existing fairly soon, and I will continue to not exist for the remainder of your lifetime"
Spotify is annoying in many ways — their support for ICE has to be the worst
No streaming of hate
#CancelSpotify
No streaming of hate
#CancelSpotify
November 2, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Spotify is annoying in many ways — their support for ICE has to be the worst
No streaming of hate
#CancelSpotify
No streaming of hate
#CancelSpotify
Why negotiate to re-open the government, or fix the SNAP funding emergency, when you can invade another country to stage yet another distraction?
And all THAT to distract from the facts contained in the Epstein files.
Watch out Donnie! - Andrew has gone down, who's next?
And all THAT to distract from the facts contained in the Epstein files.
Watch out Donnie! - Andrew has gone down, who's next?
Un-fun fact: there is more evidence that Donald Trump is part of a pedophile ring than there is that Venezuela is part of a terrorist ring.
October 31, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Why negotiate to re-open the government, or fix the SNAP funding emergency, when you can invade another country to stage yet another distraction?
And all THAT to distract from the facts contained in the Epstein files.
Watch out Donnie! - Andrew has gone down, who's next?
And all THAT to distract from the facts contained in the Epstein files.
Watch out Donnie! - Andrew has gone down, who's next?
Oh! I see Melania had a Rostered-Day-On
I would have paid money to have someone there dress up as an Epstein birthday card
October 31, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Oh! I see Melania had a Rostered-Day-On
Brilliant!
October 31, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Brilliant!
Just IMAGINE the different world we could all be living in now
October 31, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Just IMAGINE the different world we could all be living in now
If my actions were so toxic and obnoxious that I had to retreat to a military base I think I would question my life choices
“They think that they’re tough. They have no idea how tough we are. They think that they’re hardcore. We are so much more hardcore than they are.”
--Stephen Miller speaking to Memphis police earlier this month.
--Stephen Miller speaking to Memphis police earlier this month.
October 31, 2025 at 7:31 AM
If my actions were so toxic and obnoxious that I had to retreat to a military base I think I would question my life choices
Though shalt not.
The top three things Jesus was on about were feeding the hungry, healing the sick, and welcoming the stranger. Rich men have convinced so-called Christians to starve the hungry, gut health care, and deport the stranger to enrich themselves. It’s astoundingly anti-Christ.
October 31, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Though shalt not.
I hope this professor is right
As young people are reading less and relying on bots more, Columbia professor John McWhorter explains why the wrecking ball of AI doesn’t keep him up at night:
Why I’m Not Freaking Out About My Students Using AI
Young people are reading less and relying on bots, but there are other ways to teach people how to think.
bit.ly
October 31, 2025 at 7:21 AM
I hope this professor is right
Is this the 'On' switch?
October 31, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Is this the 'On' switch?