I received this surreal, mildly threatening(?) birthday card from my grandparents
November 1, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I received this surreal, mildly threatening(?) birthday card from my grandparents
One of the last summer sunsets
September 12, 2025 at 11:37 PM
One of the last summer sunsets
Thankful that our sweet Sasha is blowing past the life expectancy our vet told us earlier this year. She's still so happy!
August 14, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Thankful that our sweet Sasha is blowing past the life expectancy our vet told us earlier this year. She's still so happy!
Love to be in the middle of g e o g r a p h y
July 23, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Love to be in the middle of g e o g r a p h y
Peak stage for Storm Watching
July 21, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Peak stage for Storm Watching
PBS and I have something in common: coping through memes
July 20, 2025 at 12:15 AM
PBS and I have something in common: coping through memes
Watched this peafowl vs. vulture showdown for like 15 minutes. You can hear the warning feather rustles!
July 13, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Watched this peafowl vs. vulture showdown for like 15 minutes. You can hear the warning feather rustles!
The birds at the zoo restoreth my soul
July 13, 2025 at 9:11 PM
The birds at the zoo restoreth my soul
Went for a full body physical therapy appointment and got told that basically everything is wack. No more shrimping allowed!
July 11, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Went for a full body physical therapy appointment and got told that basically everything is wack. No more shrimping allowed!
Greetings from technically the UK, where it's a sunny 88 degrees and the water's nice. This small strip of land in southern Cyprus is home to a British military base and this fabulous beach
June 23, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Greetings from technically the UK, where it's a sunny 88 degrees and the water's nice. This small strip of land in southern Cyprus is home to a British military base and this fabulous beach
Celebrated midsummer in the crater of a volcano
June 22, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Celebrated midsummer in the crater of a volcano
Here is where I would put my Colossus of Rhodes, if I had one
June 22, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Here is where I would put my Colossus of Rhodes, if I had one
I've been monitoring my grandma's QVC account and she's ordered 27 of these keychain security alarm flashlights in the past week. I know she thinks living in The Big City is dangerous, but I can only be given so many of these things
June 20, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I've been monitoring my grandma's QVC account and she's ordered 27 of these keychain security alarm flashlights in the past week. I know she thinks living in The Big City is dangerous, but I can only be given so many of these things
Me irl flying international first class for the first and probably last time in my life
June 18, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Me irl flying international first class for the first and probably last time in my life
We got a cat wrap to assist in giving our elderly cat her nightly medicine. I highly recommend the product. Every non-photoshopped Amazon listing features a cat who's clearly mad as hell and truly powerless
June 18, 2025 at 1:51 AM
We got a cat wrap to assist in giving our elderly cat her nightly medicine. I highly recommend the product. Every non-photoshopped Amazon listing features a cat who's clearly mad as hell and truly powerless
Went to an open house for a $5M home and this is the guest bathroom. This is dive bar/concert venue appropriation. It's not even real spray paint! It's wallpaper!!
June 1, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Went to an open house for a $5M home and this is the guest bathroom. This is dive bar/concert venue appropriation. It's not even real spray paint! It's wallpaper!!
Every Home Park house I've ever been in
April 16, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Every Home Park house I've ever been in
It's Cara Cara, which I've been lusting over for years. My dress is all wrinkled and needs ironing, but here's the official pic for it
March 27, 2025 at 2:40 PM
It's Cara Cara, which I've been lusting over for years. My dress is all wrinkled and needs ironing, but here's the official pic for it
We've been living in this apartment for nearly a month and only just discovered this sticker on the baseboard by the bathroom sink. What a truly blessed home we have
March 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
We've been living in this apartment for nearly a month and only just discovered this sticker on the baseboard by the bathroom sink. What a truly blessed home we have
If I've sent anyone messages that are poorly worded or spelled, my apologies, I'm very [insert image] rn
March 22, 2025 at 11:05 PM
If I've sent anyone messages that are poorly worded or spelled, my apologies, I'm very [insert image] rn
Crisis solved. I got a lovely mahogany step stool off FB Marketplace and now I feel like the princess and the pea climbing into bed every night
March 19, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Crisis solved. I got a lovely mahogany step stool off FB Marketplace and now I feel like the princess and the pea climbing into bed every night
We got a beautiful new bed, but it's very tall. The top of the mattress is in line with my waist. I have to vault myself into bed like a whale cresting from the sea.
March 14, 2025 at 5:03 PM
We got a beautiful new bed, but it's very tall. The top of the mattress is in line with my waist. I have to vault myself into bed like a whale cresting from the sea.
This poster made the whole day more charming
March 8, 2025 at 1:52 PM
This poster made the whole day more charming
They dress up the yams so festively
February 11, 2025 at 1:07 AM
They dress up the yams so festively