I've never seen this man in my life

I try to use my laptop for social media stalking, less chance of errant clicks

The shame of accidentally double tapping and then unliking some randos Instagram post from 2019 🫥

Was this from alchemy?

Do not wish this upon me, I'm finally getting a breather from the most recent insane things in my life

As I sit sweaty and tired in my economy seat, I have to constantly remind myself that air travel is a magical invention and we are living in a marvelous time in technological history 🫠

What a blessing it is to have a surfeit of friends and time to spend with them, but I'm so caught up with everyone that I'm running out of conversation topics

During the visitation, someone must have bumped the aux cord, because the gospel music transformed into a fever dream of deep fried distorted noise for over 20 minutes. No one bothered to fix it or turn it off??

I still remember y'all feeding me chebureki made with a recipe from a Life of Boris video. They were very similarly shaped and very good!

I'm doing my part www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKHR...

Realizing that I actually have been to a more formal version of this concept in Copenhagen www.groed.com/en/menu

I squashed one when in Central Park a couple of years ago and felt like a real New Yorker