SkitchP
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SkitchP
@skitchp.bsky.social
The Christmas Goddess
December 23, 2025 at 1:55 AM
If you count Ragnow we're on our 6th string center.

1. Ragnow
2. Glasgow
3. Colon
4. Rutledge
5. Ekugan
6. Niese
December 21, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Last Christmas rankings:
1. Wham
2. Backstreet Boys
3. Kelly Clarkson
4. Cascada
December 18, 2025 at 3:29 AM
The lack of response to this is why I'm largely done with social media
Every year I stumble upon a weird Christmas song that I can't believe I never heard before, and this one is literally peak 1991

youtu.be/BksWCyXWneM?...
Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer
YouTube video by Stephanie Mills - Topic
youtu.be
December 14, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Every year I stumble upon a weird Christmas song that I can't believe I never heard before, and this one is literally peak 1991

youtu.be/BksWCyXWneM?...
Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer
YouTube video by Stephanie Mills - Topic
youtu.be
December 13, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Ho ho ho you son of a fish. #SantaJaws
December 11, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Breaking: Consumers website actually kept me "logged in on this device" for the first time in history.
December 5, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Remember when they pretended Grant Stuard was gonna be a key signing
December 5, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Al Michaels looks as though he escaped a wax museum
December 5, 2025 at 2:28 AM
November 29, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Anyone looking to offload a cheap decent guitar?
November 25, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Alex Gordon is a Hall of Famer
November 25, 2025 at 12:36 AM
The absolute best possible outcome in the NFL this year is if the Packers/Cowboys tie keeps both of them out of the playoffs
November 24, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Wait so Syril Karn AND State's Attorney Ed Danvers just showed up?
Watching Death By Lightning on Netflix, and the cast is absolutely loaded and I'm enjoying it, but the tonal shifts are insane. Offerman is in a slapstick comedy, Shannon is in a serious period piece, Whitford and Whigam are 1800s House of Cards and McFayden is just playing a sad sack. It's very odd
November 14, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Watching Death By Lightning on Netflix, and the cast is absolutely loaded and I'm enjoying it, but the tonal shifts are insane. Offerman is in a slapstick comedy, Shannon is in a serious period piece, Whitford and Whigam are 1800s House of Cards and McFayden is just playing a sad sack. It's very odd
November 14, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Birbs
November 3, 2025 at 12:09 AM
This year's Star Wars Black Series Christmas setup
November 2, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Reposted by SkitchP
I'm kinda loving the schtick of Arnold losing INTs
September 14, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Current Status: Leaning into a bit where I act like the restaurant 1.5 miles from home was a long distance. About to make sure the whole family goes to the bathroom before we get in the car because "I really don't want to stop on the way home"
November 1, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I think my daughter wants a guitar for Christmas, and there's no way I'm spending real money on self torture
October 31, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Field of Dreams is a Halloween Movie
October 31, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I'm not
I’m in this one
the new episode is out now on Nebula. I wear a suit and use an old slide projector in it so you know it's good

nebula.tv/videos/patri...
October 19, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I've got a borderline billion dollar idea. Both pretentious and marketable.
October 18, 2025 at 2:30 AM
He's not re-signing here, so might as well use him up
October 11, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Good thing there's nothing going on in Detroit or the country or the world that's more important to the Detroit Free Press than "couple spent too much on a shitty car"
October 10, 2025 at 6:45 PM