That's disappointing. I still don't understand the hype over sourdough, when the same effect can be achieved by adding a sheet of high-grit sandpaper to a sandwich

I can't think of any other reason why the posts were all tagged with a new brand name few people had heard of at the time, captioning photos of twunks awkwardly posing in some of the most unsexy loungewear ever made

I swear that fad could only have lasted for so long because of all the undisclosed sponcon posts on Gay Twitter 🙄

I haven't really thought through the logistics, as the hypothetical queue of people wanting to hoof Wes Streeting in the balls will probably exceed the length of the Brexit lorry queues around the Port of Dover, but we won't know until we try

Following his irrational disbelief of certain healthcare diagnoses, Streeting he should not be allowed to wear an athletic cup or take any painkillers, even when he screams in pain, until there has been a lengthy review into the diagnosis of pain and torsion injury from being hoofed in the balls

This is me but with Kubernetes, Ansible and random PowerShell automations

For real, this chaotic cuisine is keeping me awake right now

I legit don't understand the mindset of those strange people who claim to absolutely thrive during a protracted period of sub-zero temperatures, minimal daylight, and a surge in infectious illnesses

tfw you spend all night rage-posting and then forget your Adderall bump before a tedious meeting with a former WWE CEO who wants to dismantle the Department of Education that she's somehow in charge of

Not beating the Weekend at Bernie's White House allegations

"No, but yes"

How wonderful it is that the responsibility for ensuring public safety in the United States has been given to someone who doesn't know the difference between "prosecute" and "persecute". Alternatively, maybe she really does understand these terms and is just being uncharacteristically honest here

I always forget he was assassinated in November as the Zapruder film was shot on Kodachrome II film, which would produce very saturated colours under daylight, making Dallas's already unusually sunny weather that day (with clear skies and temperatures around 21°C/70°F) look even less autumnal

(and if he'd also somehow found a cure for Addison's disease, adrenal insufficiency, and the Kennedy curse)