Sam
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Trump just writing his own South Park episodes now
December 6, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Trump just writing his own South Park episodes now
Hear me out: charge people a nominal fee (£20 per person?) in exchange for us each getting to hoof Wes Streeting in the balls. This could contribute to NHS funding gaps and would immediately cheer up a weary public—even those with a major depressive disorder which Streeting wants GPs to disregard
I realise now that my view on mental health overdiagnosis was divisive. We all need better evidence | Wes Streeting
I realise now that my view on mental health overdiagnosis was divisive. We all need better evidence | Wes Streeting
The surge in mental ill health is hugely distressing. That’s why I’ve commissioned a review to find out what’s driving it, says health secretary Wes Streeting
www.theguardian.com
December 6, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Hear me out: charge people a nominal fee (£20 per person?) in exchange for us each getting to hoof Wes Streeting in the balls. This could contribute to NHS funding gaps and would immediately cheer up a weary public—even those with a major depressive disorder which Streeting wants GPs to disregard
Entire visible colour spectrum and a monopoly on a standardised colour reproduction system, and you chose this?
Pantone’s 2026 Color of the Year is a white
In Pantone language, that’s code 11-4201—aka Cloud Dancer.
In Pantone language, that’s code 11-4201—aka Cloud Dancer.
December 4, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Entire visible colour spectrum and a monopoly on a standardised colour reproduction system, and you chose this?
"You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
December 2, 2025 at 10:22 PM
"You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
Someone should invent a winter that doesn't make me want to kms 😔
December 2, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Someone should invent a winter that doesn't make me want to kms 😔
Really can't wait for the "clean girl aesthetic" trend to be over. It's really hard to achieve dewy skin and daily Pilates when you're a 40-something cis man and struggling with a stressful job while staving off autistic burnout
November 30, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Really can't wait for the "clean girl aesthetic" trend to be over. It's really hard to achieve dewy skin and daily Pilates when you're a 40-something cis man and struggling with a stressful job while staving off autistic burnout
I guess we now know what the 'F' in Robert F Kennedy stands for
November 22, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I guess we now know what the 'F' in Robert F Kennedy stands for
John F Kennedy would be 108 years old if hadn't been assassinated on this day in 1963
November 22, 2025 at 4:11 PM
John F Kennedy would be 108 years old if hadn't been assassinated on this day in 1963
Is there any photo/video evidence of Trump ever showing such enthusiastic admiration for either of his dunce sons?
November 22, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Is there any photo/video evidence of Trump ever showing such enthusiastic admiration for either of his dunce sons?
Not my bestie taking the lyrics of Defying Gravity and really holding space with that and feeling power in that, during a karaoke session in our local queer bar🫦
November 22, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Not my bestie taking the lyrics of Defying Gravity and really holding space with that and feeling power in that, during a karaoke session in our local queer bar🫦
Whamageddon thankfully begins on 1st December, otherwise I'd have lost 3 times today thanks to the retailers' urgency to roll out the festive playlist
November 13, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Whamageddon thankfully begins on 1st December, otherwise I'd have lost 3 times today thanks to the retailers' urgency to roll out the festive playlist
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This headline is frying me💀💀
November 5, 2025 at 12:05 AM
This headline is frying me💀💀
I hate gay Halloween. What do you mean you're a random OnlyFans performer?
November 1, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I hate gay Halloween. What do you mean you're a random OnlyFans performer?
Love getting medical advice from someone who can't spell hepatitis
October 26, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Love getting medical advice from someone who can't spell hepatitis
Notification on the ASOS app promoting "a new era of menswear", and it's just more generic sad beige autumnal pieces😭😭
October 23, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Notification on the ASOS app promoting "a new era of menswear", and it's just more generic sad beige autumnal pieces😭😭
As an IT manager, the AWS outage really exacerbated my workload today, but frustratingly it didn't also take down Teams
October 20, 2025 at 7:39 PM
As an IT manager, the AWS outage really exacerbated my workload today, but frustratingly it didn't also take down Teams
When was the last time you heard someone mention NFTs?
October 19, 2025 at 11:03 AM
When was the last time you heard someone mention NFTs?
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Trump's mechanism to pay the troops during the shutdown is by far the most illegal budgetary action he's taken as POTUS, potentially setting the stage to break everything.
It's also needless because Congress would easily pass a troop pay bill if Johnson were willing to gavel in.
Long thread.
It's also needless because Congress would easily pass a troop pay bill if Johnson were willing to gavel in.
Long thread.
October 15, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Trump's mechanism to pay the troops during the shutdown is by far the most illegal budgetary action he's taken as POTUS, potentially setting the stage to break everything.
It's also needless because Congress would easily pass a troop pay bill if Johnson were willing to gavel in.
Long thread.
It's also needless because Congress would easily pass a troop pay bill if Johnson were willing to gavel in.
Long thread.
Hot ice cream sounds like a cutaway gag from Arrested Development, possibly as one of Lindsay Bluth Fünke's failed business ventures
Tyra Banks please explain what the hell you mean by “hot ice cream”: defector.com/tyra-banks-p...
Tyra Banks Please Explain What The Hell You Mean By “Hot Ice Cream” | Defector
Tyra Banks’s eyes are wild. Or maybe they were just always that way, her piercing green-gray irises one of many reminders that right, before she was a TV host and an MLM kingpin and a meme, she was a…
defector.com
October 15, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Hot ice cream sounds like a cutaway gag from Arrested Development, possibly as one of Lindsay Bluth Fünke's failed business ventures
Reskeet with your favourite Halloween costume.
Charlie Kelly in the final scene from my favourite episode of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, "The Nightman Cometh". Not quite Gay Halloween levels of niche, but close.
Charlie Kelly in the final scene from my favourite episode of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, "The Nightman Cometh". Not quite Gay Halloween levels of niche, but close.
October 14, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Reskeet with your favourite Halloween costume.
Charlie Kelly in the final scene from my favourite episode of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, "The Nightman Cometh". Not quite Gay Halloween levels of niche, but close.
Charlie Kelly in the final scene from my favourite episode of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, "The Nightman Cometh". Not quite Gay Halloween levels of niche, but close.
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things bullets say
Almost every time I go thru JFK something weird happens.
October 13, 2025 at 9:31 PM
things bullets say
Not Pokémon’s entire 5-year development schedule leaking 😭
October 13, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Not Pokémon’s entire 5-year development schedule leaking 😭
I have an ear infection, which has impaired my balance so drastically that I've already fallen down my stairs resulting in further painful ailments 😭
a woman is sitting in a chair with her hands on the back of it
Alt: Arrested Development character Lucille Austero, portrayed by Liza Minnelli. Here, Lucille is experiencing an episode of vertigo, and slowly drops to the floor while steadying herself using the back of a grey upholstered reception armchair.
media.tenor.com
October 11, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I have an ear infection, which has impaired my balance so drastically that I've already fallen down my stairs resulting in further painful ailments 😭