An energy mining exec, who spoke with Mid-Rim Network reporter Ronnie Googe anonymously, said: “We tried to work with the Ghormans. But they couldn’t see past their own petty internal squabbles, couldn’t control their terroristic factions, so we’ll have to extract the kalkite the ‘Imperial Way’.”

I don’t know where the growth occurs between the “DEBATE ME, BRO!” demand for a “real game” and the final scene. I guess something big happened on the troop transport back from Japan.

Under-house-dwelling bear: “Think of how smart the average bear is, and realize half of us are smarter than that.”

Oliver Stone will.

That’s the most Syril Karn-looking dude I’ve ever seen.

What ghoul puts a hanging shelf between the range top and the vent hood?

This seems like a poor utilization of resources: taking up expensive sq footage to store stuff your children don’t want to inherit vs. putting into self-storage unit and throwing the key off the balcony.

No worse than displaying the mail carrier’s “Happy Holidays” card alongside family members’ cards on the fireplace mantle.

I don't know Jacob Savage from Doc Savage, but it takes a pair of undescended testicles to steal an appelation first coined by Gertrude Stein to describe a generation of writers scarred by war and apply it to whiny white boys who lost a little bit of their priviledge and call it oppression.

One Bad Hairdo After Another

The bear is now one of the renegades of the Intellectual Dark Web