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Loquacious Scribble, PhD
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Museum professional, Historian of Science, Teacher, and some other stuff.
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19th Century Museum Humor.. sadly still relevant.
Detroit Free Press
Detroit, Michigan · Sunday, June 03, 1888

#tdih #museumhumor
Post your favorite “The Lord of the Rings” character. Wrong answers only
November 29, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen

Frank Zappa
Dizzy Gillespie
Mojo Nixon and Skid Roper
Concrete Blonde
Suzanne Vega/Michael Barons
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen

Pearl Jam
Afghan Whigs
Soundgarden
Alice in Chains
Radiohead

All pre 2000...it was so hard to choose as I've seen so many bands
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen

Sonic Youth
Pavement
PJ Harvey
Rolling Stones
The Henry Mancini Prom (and it was amazing)
November 27, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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Grizzlies announcer bragging about hitting his parlay

can't believe this is the world we live in now
November 21, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Kevin Drum is turning in his grave.
Corruption at every level of government. Inconvenient truths are eradicated.
November 20, 2025 at 2:13 PM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16
November 17, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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This is me at 15. I’m a child.
I’m a CHILD.
November 15, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I see Penn State is playing Michigan State tomorrow. I don't know who to root for, the school that covered up for a pedophile or the other school that covered up for a pedophile.
November 14, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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I’m sorry I just found out that in 1379, as in, 650 years ago, a baby girl was born in Yorkshire and named Diot Coke

history is a fucking joke lmao
November 13, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Let down by so many institutions that covered up for pedophiles, ephebophiles, and other sexual predators is depressing.

Thank God we still have sports!

Oh, look Penn State is playing Michigan State this weekend!
The New York Times **HAD EMAILS IN ITS POSSESSION** tying Donald Trump directly to Jeffrey Epstein's global elite pedophile cabal conspiracy –– in the middle of a 2016 election where a global elite pedophile cabal conspiracy was a HUGE topic –– and they didn't publish one word it for a decade.
Congrats again, everyone
November 13, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Take a cue from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (also by Fleming) and start the new movie establishing the previous movie as a story a now elderly Bond is telling his grandkids. They ask some questions about him not dying and he responds with another story, cue new movie.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWTQ...
November 11, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Less James Bond. More Jackson Lamb!
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”

Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:

“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."

radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 2:11 PM
On November 10, 1898, a shocking coup was executed in Wilmington, North Carolina, as white mobs led by former Confederate Col. Alfred Moore Waddell overthrew the city’s elected biracial government and massacred 60 or more Black people.
The Wilmington Massacre of 1898
A shocking coup was executed Wilmington, North Carolina.
eji.org
November 10, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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Fact-Checking Claims About Zohran Mamdani https://theonion.com/fact-checking-claims-about-zohran-mamdani/
November 7, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Short men and fat women.

Two of the last groups even progressives can discriminate against and still pat themselves on the back for being tolerant.
soft and short
November 7, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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Breaking News: Late last night Conde Nast illegally fired 4 union organizers who asked company execs to explain the downsizing of Teen Vogue and continued layoffs. We’ve filed a grievance.
November 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Sooooo, Lewis Strauss was right but solar not nuckuler.
I mean, it ain't utopia but it feels like something that might be in roughy the same direction so WHY NOT THIS? WHY FUCKING AI?
Australia has so much electricity from solar power that it is going to start offering free electricity to everyone for at least three hours during the day as the wholesale price of power goes negative

electrek.co/2025/11/04/a...
November 6, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends
November 4, 2025 at 11:42 AM
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Perfect response from @neguse.house.gov here. Watch this.
I love how Rep. Joe Neguse reframed this question.
October 31, 2025 at 1:34 PM
I know I am screaming into the wind, but our branches of government are not supposed to trust each other. Our entire system is based on the assumption that no one can be trusted and our institutions are supposed to be in each other's business.

Did nobody else take high school civics?
RAJU: Given how dire things are for so many Americans right now, how do you justify the administration giving this big massive bailout to Argentina?

MIKE JOHNSON: Look, we give the execution of foreign policy to the executive branch. We trust the president. Let's talk about the government shutdown
October 29, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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There are 37 donors funding the $300 million build of the new White House ballroom.

Unsurprisingly, Amazon is on that list. But you know who isn’t? Independent bookstores.

And this is why it will *always* be bookstores over billionaires. ✊
October 27, 2025 at 2:38 PM
The Louse that Roared
Trump has done what the British did to Washington in 1814, has depicted himself doing what Japan in 1941 did to Pearl Harbor, and has demanded we pay him wartime reparations.

He is at war with the United States—with all of us.

washingtonmonthly.com/2025/10/27/t...
Trump is a Wartime President
Donald Trump, the wartime president, has met the enemy, and it is us. His conquest of America has just begun.
washingtonmonthly.com
October 27, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I just invented a new word/phrase!

Inbox fatberg or iFatberg

From Merriam-Webster
Fatberg: a large mass of fat and solid waste that collects in a sewer system

So an iFatberg is a large mass of emails and spam that collects in your inbox while you are out of the office.
October 27, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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From the Landesmuseum Württemberg, a twelfth-/thirteenth-century statue that appears to be commemorating a particularly vivid and vulnerable moment.
October 26, 2025 at 11:51 AM
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I was born at Children's Hospital in Washington D.C. in 1960, three years before this mook slipped suddenly head-first from his mom's well-worn womb on whatever truck lot she was laboring, thereby suffering the regrettable injury that has so burdened the rest of us ever since.
When idiot Ron Schneider was born in 1963, the infant mortality rate was 29/1,000. It is now close to 5/1,000. So, no, children were NOT healthier when he was a kid. And he was, clearly, dropped on his head.
October 25, 2025 at 3:35 AM