Elon Musk’s Horse Wallet
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i was feeling short so i went to a surgeon and asked him for some long legs. and look what he did to my face!
December 5, 2025 at 2:39 PM
i was feeling short so i went to a surgeon and asked him for some long legs. and look what he did to my face!
“D'oh, they got this all screwed up.”
Taking time to be grateful, Turkey pardons President Trump's age.
Taking time to be grateful, Turkey pardons President Trump's age.
November 26, 2025 at 12:28 PM
“D'oh, they got this all screwed up.”
Taking time to be grateful, Turkey pardons President Trump's age.
Taking time to be grateful, Turkey pardons President Trump's age.
okay, counterpoint:
November 20, 2025 at 3:59 PM
okay, counterpoint:
![Badly shopped far side comic with a [robot] medical guide](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:j6a4mxgcdg4ekuuiizcwpejp/bafkreialhecgolvb66g2sw3nkbzqwbyuea3jv2ksui7rsamk4zhkjie63u@jpeg)
If you see this, post one image from your device with no context.
November 9, 2025 at 12:08 AM
If you see this, post one image from your device with no context.
I’m not going to bullshit you. That was some fun golf
October 27, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I’m not going to bullshit you. That was some fun golf
Other parents to you:
October 24, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Other parents to you:
guys who last week played down platner "just being a little racist, plus he's changed":
October 21, 2025 at 11:31 AM
guys who last week played down platner "just being a little racist, plus he's changed":
Mods are asleep post grink
October 20, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Mods are asleep post grink
“I was married but I’m not married any more. Women don’t like the vehicle.”
October 16, 2025 at 8:40 PM
“I was married but I’m not married any more. Women don’t like the vehicle.”
As you say, eBay is letting people know right up front what’s going on:
September 7, 2025 at 11:23 PM
As you say, eBay is letting people know right up front what’s going on:
Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in September.
September 1, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in September.
And the swole lady who looks like she’s had to lift a 350 lb patient out of their wheelchair
September 1, 2025 at 5:38 PM
And the swole lady who looks like she’s had to lift a 350 lb patient out of their wheelchair
Uh oh the gigachads aren’t going to like this
August 30, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Uh oh the gigachads aren’t going to like this
Diseases when they hear about GLP-1
August 19, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Diseases when they hear about GLP-1
Come on guys, no sloppy fried chicken breasts tonight
August 16, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Come on guys, no sloppy fried chicken breasts tonight
its amazing that we ended the guy at the bar who would loudly and unshakeably be wrong about facts with the invention of smartphones and now techbro VCs are dumping all their money into making MechaCliffClavin.
August 6, 2025 at 2:18 PM
its amazing that we ended the guy at the bar who would loudly and unshakeably be wrong about facts with the invention of smartphones and now techbro VCs are dumping all their money into making MechaCliffClavin.
If you see this, post a shark that isn't from jaws.
July 11, 2025 at 7:59 PM
If you see this, post a shark that isn't from jaws.
6 hours old, blocked by 30,000 users. good start but let's go, bsky! we can get those numbers up.
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June 19, 2025 at 1:04 AM
6 hours old, blocked by 30,000 users. good start but let's go, bsky! we can get those numbers up.
(from clearsky.app/jd-vance-1.b...)
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200,000 tank men.
May 23, 2025 at 7:47 PM
200,000 tank men.