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𝗦𝗟𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗙🍩🍩𝗟
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A congenital loser trapped in a dead-end profession, deriving no personal satisfaction, yet self-aware enough to recognize the absurdity of his situation.

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That Stendig calendar could be easily read from most any part of the newsroom, though you had to adjust to the European week format.

Buy one for 2026 at…
Stendig Calendars | Official Site
Created in 1966, the Stendig is considered one the defining pieces of mid-century modernism, celebrated by designers and architects the world over.
us.stendigcalendars.com
November 18, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Always made sure to order dictionaries and thesauruses for the newsroom from "The Book Store" down the street. And big-ass Stendig wall calendars from "The Art Store" in town. Des Moines didn't fuck around with business names back in the day.
November 18, 2025 at 8:18 PM
And the hot dog looks weird too.
November 18, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I wonder if exposure to that much gilding has an impact on one's health? Outgassing heavy metals perhaps or gold dust lung?
November 18, 2025 at 8:09 PM
"This new outfit you designed for me is cutting off my circulation!"
November 18, 2025 at 8:03 PM
"Ayyy!"
November 18, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Crimony! Were they trying to do a "Boys From Brazil" premise or show how Hitler's genetic family tree leads to Hitler?
November 18, 2025 at 7:55 PM
ChatGPT shaming people for using TurboTax's free filing services no doubt.
November 18, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Drama…in the…Shatnerverse.
November 18, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Sticker shock over the price of eggs and milk.
November 18, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Keep it above the equator, Hal.
November 17, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Yup. Server issue.
November 17, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Pimple or spider bite?
November 17, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Who doesn't like to lay siege on some Kars now and then?
November 17, 2025 at 5:21 PM
"--I already went to Dave & Buster's last night and lost a fortune on the claw machine!"
November 17, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Jackfruit chili.
November 17, 2025 at 2:31 AM
"But what about the vat of acid in his basement?"

"I said 'NO skeletons!'"
November 16, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Good for him I hate dodgeball.
November 14, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I just rewatched "Roll for Sandwich" BTW.
a cartoon of a man smelling something in front of bottles
Alt: ALT TEXT FAIL: a cartoon of a man smelling something in front of bottles
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 6:41 PM