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A congenital loser trapped in a dead-end profession, deriving no personal satisfaction, yet self-aware enough to recognize the absurdity of his situation.

Also on Instagram and Facebook. Not here to accumulate meaningless follows, neither should you.
@wtyppod.bsky.social Maybe as a guest and not as subject matter.
There was a moment where I thought three fingers on the monkey paw would curl and I’d get to be on WTYP.
February 11, 2026 at 1:02 AM
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Why do I feel like I need this lobster shaker
February 7, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Wind[the]schitl hits the fan.
Rep. Matt Windschitl, former Iowa House majority leader, announced Friday he's suspending his congressional campaign, Robin Opsahl reports. Meanwhile, see where Iowa's candidates for federal office stand in the race for campaign cash.
Windschitl ends 4th District campaign as reports show state's fundraising leaders • Iowa Capital Dispatch
Rep. Matt Windschitl's announcement is the most recent Iowa congressional campaign to end amid recent fundraising updates.
iowacapitaldispatch.com
February 8, 2026 at 6:00 AM
When mama is away, Bug is the King of Chaise Sofa Mountain.
February 7, 2026 at 6:44 PM
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Iowa has beautiful public libraries. Iowa HSB636 looking to ban partnerships between schools and libraries is counterintuitive and counterproductive if education is indeed the goal. I love delivering the free Black Iowa Newspaper to libraries across the state. Support public libraries. ❤️ #libraries
February 6, 2026 at 6:15 AM
A trio of Twin Bings! From bottom, Caramel Crunch, Cherry, and Coconut. All feature a chocolate and crushed peanut exterior, but with added crisp rice for Caramel Crunch and coconut for Coconut. Cherry and Coconut offer a flavored nougat center, while Caramel Crunch has a center of…well, caramel.
February 6, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Damn. Once I crack apart a Terry's Chocolate Orange, I can't stop noshing.
February 6, 2026 at 7:10 PM
I don't ever recall having a Charleston Chew candy bar, a marshmallow-flavored nougat covered in chocolate, which comes in vanilla, chocolate, and strawberry flavors. The strawberry and chocolate flavors are subtle and sweet.
February 4, 2026 at 7:25 PM
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The current state of the US in 2026:
February 2, 2026 at 9:22 PM
A recent haul from Palmer Candy of Sioux City, whom you may know for their Twin Bing candy bar. I ordered a box full of spice drops, cherry cream clusters, peanut brittle, dark chocolate orange sticks, and a plethora of candy bars.
February 2, 2026 at 9:31 PM
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COOL THING ALERT!

There is a brand new, ultra-high quality rip of the "lost" Boards of Canada bootlegs on YT. It's a fun story, I'll attempt to summarize it.

Boards of Canada are the legendary electronic music band that are responsible for influencing... basically a billion bands that came later.
February 1, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Looking back at 2025 and not dwell on all the terrible things. Thanks, @loadingreadyrun.com!
The Big Mid Quiz of 2025 || LoadingReadyLIVE Ep120
YouTube video by LoadingReadyRun
youtu.be
February 1, 2026 at 6:33 PM
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Those nasty, little morsels of chalk, so popular around Valentine's Day are updating their one-liners. "SPLIT RENT," "SHARE LOGN," "CAR POOL," "BUY N BULK" and "COOK FOR 2" are among the new sayings.

Apparently "WHAT THIS COUNTRY NEEDS IS LOWER MORTGAGE RATES" was too long for the chalky heart.
January 30, 2026 at 5:00 PM
I've had a lifelong crush on both Catherine O'Hara and Andrea Martin from when SCTV popped up on NBC in 1981.
January 30, 2026 at 8:32 PM
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This earworm brought ants

youtube.com/watch?v=Mcvd...
Ants In My Room (Lyric Video)
YouTube video by Carter Vail
youtube.com
January 30, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Lounging with Spidey, who thoroughly loves a good crotch rub.
January 29, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Things to appreciate today. Coffee and a leek & Parmesan pastry with Denise at The Empire on Fourth, warm Skywalks, a container of dilled egg salad from Palmer’s, and having hot water back at home after being down for a day.
January 27, 2026 at 5:07 PM
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The front page of today's Minneapolis Star Tribune. Lead photo by Richard Tsong-Taatarii.
January 23, 2026 at 2:53 PM
The Empire's (Fourth St. in DSM) breakfast burrito, made with vegan chorizo, white rice, egg, and cheese. A solid meal that's mild in flavor; don't skip on salsa. As for improvements, swap out some rice for black beans and throw in an upgrade option for guacamole.
January 22, 2026 at 7:22 PM
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January 19, 2026 at 7:18 AM
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50 years ago Saturday the Blues Brothers -- John Belushi and Dan Aykroyd as Jake and Elwood Blues -- first appeared on Saturday Night Live ... wearing bee costumes. They'd switch to ties, hats and Ray-Bans for their second appearance in April 1978. My Further Review in today's Spokesman-Review.
January 16, 2026 at 12:54 PM
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One of my absolute favourite YouTube series, and this didn’t disappoint.

TL;DR - Get awesome drummers to play over a classic song they’ve never heard. They make up the drum part. youtu.be/sHU4re5lOpE
Kriss Drummer Hears "Baba O'Riley" For The First Time
YouTube video by Drumeo
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January 14, 2026 at 6:05 AM
“Adult swing used one time,” and only one dollar!
January 14, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Revisiting this boner from Drake University.
January 14, 2026 at 12:09 AM
50°F in mid-January. Enjoying a breakfast tea and zoning out.
January 13, 2026 at 6:13 PM