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@slakingfool.bsky.social
A congenital loser trapped in a dead-end profession, deriving no personal satisfaction, yet self-aware enough to recognize the absurdity of his situation.
Also on Instagram and Facebook. Not here to accumulate meaningless follows, neither should you.
Also on Instagram and Facebook. Not here to accumulate meaningless follows, neither should you.
Can't find myself or @heyscoops.bsky.social. Wonder if it's a setting that blocks stuff like this?
February 9, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Can't find myself or @heyscoops.bsky.social. Wonder if it's a setting that blocks stuff like this?
Sorta like how I'm into Rammstein but only know a few German curse words I learned from Frank Zappa.
February 9, 2026 at 6:48 AM
Sorta like how I'm into Rammstein but only know a few German curse words I learned from Frank Zappa.
It's called puberty.
February 9, 2026 at 6:19 AM
It's called puberty.
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Why do I feel like I need this lobster shaker
February 7, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Why do I feel like I need this lobster shaker
The hole is merciful. Unlike many institutions that will remain nameless.
February 8, 2026 at 6:12 AM
The hole is merciful. Unlike many institutions that will remain nameless.
Wind[the]schitl hits the fan.
Rep. Matt Windschitl, former Iowa House majority leader, announced Friday he's suspending his congressional campaign, Robin Opsahl reports. Meanwhile, see where Iowa's candidates for federal office stand in the race for campaign cash.
Windschitl ends 4th District campaign as reports show state's fundraising leaders • Iowa Capital Dispatch
Rep. Matt Windschitl's announcement is the most recent Iowa congressional campaign to end amid recent fundraising updates.
iowacapitaldispatch.com
February 8, 2026 at 6:00 AM
Wind[the]schitl hits the fan.
Doctor Doom loved the dancers at Big Earl's Goldmine. And he tipped more than your average worker from the nearby tire plant.
February 8, 2026 at 5:57 AM
Doctor Doom loved the dancers at Big Earl's Goldmine. And he tipped more than your average worker from the nearby tire plant.
"It wasn't 'Sea *Hunt*' the nurse was muttering under her breath."
February 8, 2026 at 5:36 AM
"It wasn't 'Sea *Hunt*' the nurse was muttering under her breath."
When mama is away, Bug is the King of Chaise Sofa Mountain.
February 7, 2026 at 6:44 PM
When mama is away, Bug is the King of Chaise Sofa Mountain.
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Iowa has beautiful public libraries. Iowa HSB636 looking to ban partnerships between schools and libraries is counterintuitive and counterproductive if education is indeed the goal. I love delivering the free Black Iowa Newspaper to libraries across the state. Support public libraries. ❤️ #libraries
February 6, 2026 at 6:15 AM
Iowa has beautiful public libraries. Iowa HSB636 looking to ban partnerships between schools and libraries is counterintuitive and counterproductive if education is indeed the goal. I love delivering the free Black Iowa Newspaper to libraries across the state. Support public libraries. ❤️ #libraries
One in the serial port and two in the parallel.
February 6, 2026 at 10:54 PM
One in the serial port and two in the parallel.
A trio of Twin Bings! From bottom, Caramel Crunch, Cherry, and Coconut. All feature a chocolate and crushed peanut exterior, but with added crisp rice for Caramel Crunch and coconut for Coconut. Cherry and Coconut offer a flavored nougat center, while Caramel Crunch has a center of…well, caramel.
February 6, 2026 at 10:22 PM
A trio of Twin Bings! From bottom, Caramel Crunch, Cherry, and Coconut. All feature a chocolate and crushed peanut exterior, but with added crisp rice for Caramel Crunch and coconut for Coconut. Cherry and Coconut offer a flavored nougat center, while Caramel Crunch has a center of…well, caramel.
Damn. Once I crack apart a Terry's Chocolate Orange, I can't stop noshing.
February 6, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Damn. Once I crack apart a Terry's Chocolate Orange, I can't stop noshing.
Who wouldn't recognize these characters?
February 6, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Who wouldn't recognize these characters?
Ozempic is a btich.
February 6, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Ozempic is a btich.
Sheesh! Another Moff fooling around with cloning themselves.
February 6, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Sheesh! Another Moff fooling around with cloning themselves.
Jimmy Carter lusted more than just in his heart.
February 4, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Jimmy Carter lusted more than just in his heart.
Cori for the win!
February 4, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Cori for the win!
The nougat chews like a soft taffy, but when frozen, as the wrapper suggests, it has a nice snap before warming up back as you chew.
February 4, 2026 at 7:25 PM
The nougat chews like a soft taffy, but when frozen, as the wrapper suggests, it has a nice snap before warming up back as you chew.
I don't ever recall having a Charleston Chew candy bar, a marshmallow-flavored nougat covered in chocolate, which comes in vanilla, chocolate, and strawberry flavors. The strawberry and chocolate flavors are subtle and sweet.
February 4, 2026 at 7:25 PM
I don't ever recall having a Charleston Chew candy bar, a marshmallow-flavored nougat covered in chocolate, which comes in vanilla, chocolate, and strawberry flavors. The strawberry and chocolate flavors are subtle and sweet.
Manhunter retorts, "And I don't like the idea of saving your cheapskate ass." CLICK.
February 4, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Manhunter retorts, "And I don't like the idea of saving your cheapskate ass." CLICK.
Fisting an entire nation is Orange Cheeto's job.
February 4, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Fisting an entire nation is Orange Cheeto's job.