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I am glad to be here and away from the madness of a place formerly known as Twitter.

Slinging shirts and such at Mondegreen.Store or at Etsy: https://mondegreenllc.etsy.com
Popped into X mistakenly while reading my Google feed about football news. Ventured into my "For you" feed and these are my top recommendations:
January 23, 2026 at 6:16 PM
His full name is Stephen Gargamel Miller.
May 9, 2025 at 9:09 PM
His full name is Stephen Gargamel Miller.
May 9, 2025 at 9:08 PM
It all makes sense: The only safe area is (spoiler alert) Greenland for the pending apocalypse.
March 30, 2025 at 3:21 AM
It all makes sense now ...

#Greenland
March 30, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I have a thing for carabiners - I mean, these are bee you tea full!

I can't deny it: I love Kara Beaners!!

(I do not climb mountains.)

*sent using voice activated bot.*
March 26, 2025 at 1:36 PM
February 24, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I "found" this and wanted to share...

#KingDon #Trump #NoKINGUSA
February 24, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Yikes...

I'm still a New Jersey Drones fan, but I'm rethinking my allegiance. Gotta admit, their merch is fire.

bit.ly/4iHOTZk
December 17, 2024 at 1:36 AM
If you can't beat 'em...

(Available at Mondegreen on Etsy or REDBUBBLE)
December 16, 2024 at 5:45 PM
My cat is all about that holiday spirit

#christmascheer
December 16, 2024 at 12:18 AM
The inaugural season of The New Jersey Drones is here.

Grab their very first shirt today!

mondegreenllc.etsy.com/listing/1829...

#Drones #NFL #UFO #FOOTBALL
December 15, 2024 at 7:34 PM
Anyone need some Drones swag? Message me for deets.
December 15, 2024 at 6:43 PM
Let's go Drones!

#nfl
December 15, 2024 at 6:41 PM
Dallas Cowboys? Nah, This is America's Team these days:
December 8, 2024 at 8:18 PM
Bluesky is all about love in the face of nastiness. That's amore, moray:
December 7, 2024 at 1:38 AM
Happy Thanksgiving to all yinz (you all) from a dude in Da Burgh (Pittsburgh)!

Hope we can all agree to root for this team today!

Grab this shirt and more of the absurd and misheard at Mondegreenllc.etsy.com/listing/1775841232

And swapping the first consonant of two words is called a Spoonerism!
November 28, 2024 at 10:25 PM
'Tis (it is) almost the season. Let's dance and be merry!

(And always use a contraction from 4 letters to 3 when possible. It saves tons o' time and is full of fun!)

Grab yours at mondegreenllc.etsy.com/listing/1811...)
November 27, 2024 at 7:20 PM
My brain broke for a second as I scrolled through my Google Discover page. Aldis Hodge and Van Jefferson look quite similar in these photos.

#AlexCross #Steelers #TWINNING
November 15, 2024 at 1:44 AM
Might as well dance, everybody!
November 14, 2024 at 4:05 PM
Posting a shirt a day: Hopefully they'll help turn some frowns upside down, at least for a moment.
November 13, 2024 at 7:16 PM
Hi, all! I've been on Twitter for many moons, but I am excited -- and hopeful -- for this new space.

(Shameless Plug Alert)

And if you'd like to support a recently laid off dad of 3, please check out my Etsy page, Mondegreen, ft. the absurd and misheard of music & culture

mondegreenllc.etsy.com
November 12, 2024 at 7:51 PM